Is it unusual to think a girl's farts sound cute?

[Ronald_25]

My girlfriend has recently decided she's comfortable enough around me to fart, this is sooner than expected as most girls are shy for longer before squaling one out 🚶‍♀️💨

Yes, why?

No, why?

Meh

Women's farts smell worse than men's

[DiscomfortZone]

I remember that about 17 years ago or so someone told me a survey conducted by a local women's magazine. It found a distinct correlation between moving in with a boyfriend and stomach/bowel conditions. Why? You've guessed it, the girls simply stopped farting. I remember this new info really affected me, and I started making farts and poop jokes in the beginning of relationships (after the initial ice break ofc), so that they feel more comfortable about it. Worked beautifully :) You've done the absolute best thing to do, making your girlfriend comfortable around you!

[Ronald_25]

Cheers lad 👍🏽

[FLguitarist]

Well... i guess it depends on how it sounded and wether or not it burns my eyes

[Ronald_25]

🤣🤣🤣 fortunately hers doesn't burn my eyes. Though a housemate I lived with a few years ago had horrendous farts like that, that make you want to vomit.

[Anonymous]

I had a roommate who likes fart and when me and other roommates going have meals, these roommate fart without warning and my other roommates and me looking at each other because she fart loud. 🤦🏻‍♀️ and the end we got angry because she fart in front of meals

[Ronald_25]

Lol that's just disgusting 🤣 my girlfriend only farts around the house when I fart too 😄

[Opinion Owner]

she often doing that. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Ronald_25]

Does it stink tho?

[Opinion Owner]

it wasn't stink. no smells just a loud fart. 😣

[Ronald_25]

I think I'd just be impressed tbh 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Opinion Owner]

maybe she eat non healthy foods. healthy foods makes us fart smelly 😂

[Ronald_25]

Yeah, especially beans 🚶🏽‍♀️💨

[Opinion Owner]

😂😂😂

[DorkVader]

I think female farting is the make or break of the relationship. How can you be your true self when you won't even fart in front of your partner? I think its deceptive otherwise, especially if you cohabitate

[Ronald_25]

Yes, very true.

[DorkVader]

Thanks for MHO

[Anonymous]

I would leave any guy who farts in front of me. It is disrespectful

[DorkVader]

Unrealistic.

[Ronald_25]

@DorkVader agreed 👍🏽

[moonpie89]

Sound cute fine but farts smell horrible

[Ronald_25]

True, sometimes they bring a tear to your eye 😢

[KennyMcCormick]

Nyuggah you have a fart fetish

[Ronald_25]

Dunno, don't really find it arousing or attractive when she farts just cute, similar to when your girlfriend wears my t-shirt and it look like a night gown 👌🏽

[KennyMcCormick]

Can't relate because a girl wearing my shirt makes me wanna fuck her

[Ronald_25]

Ok, how about finding a tiny baby sock?

[KennyMcCormick]

That doesn't even come up on my radar as anything

[Ronald_25]

Interesting...🤔🤔🤔

[BeMuse]

A fart is a fart. Nothing cute about that.

[humanearth]

You are a nut.

[Ronald_25]

Which? Almonds.

Brazil nuts.

Cashews.

Chestnuts.

Filberts.

Hazelnuts.

Hickory nuts.

Macadamia nuts.

[Ronald_25]

Pecans

Pine nuts

Pistachios

Walnuts

[Thatsamazing]

Uh... yeah, it is. And, gross dude.

[JamesRandiDebates]

Time to dump her. It'll only get worse.