Why do all my farts sound like claps is this normal?

[Sadafxo]

[Satyromaniac]

Well, usually I only judge something after I personally witness it with my own eyes & ears.

In your case
you'd have to explain to me the situation & intensity of the clap/claps,

How many people does it sound like, are clapping?
One, couple, few, many...

Is a loud clap or a quiet clap?

Are you sitting or standing at the time of the ovation/applause?

Do people around you hear it and join in on the clapping?

Do you feel proud and happy when you clap?

[FriendlyDrugDealer]

I know this isn’t supposed to be funny but I definitely chuckled like a kid , phew now that’s finished 🤣.


It could be the cheeks are muffling the sound or something you ate effected your stomach in a bad way

[Anonymous]

You’re a 21 year old woman. Most teenage girls/young women have extraordinarily loud farts as a result of our high estrogen levels, which causes us to have more gas.

Whenever I have farting contests with girls around my age, our farts all sound like thunderclaps. It’s normal.

[Carolmille]

I don’t know. What would you prefer it sounds like? I think the manner in which you exert yourself while at it influences the eventual outcome.

[Waldoe]

lol... soft 'ass cheeks' if you have a big bowl of chili, does it sound like a "round of applause"?

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Maybe it due to the proportions of your butt

[tatianamay]

Ayo 😭💀😂

[pink_and_inlove]

Girl 🤣🤣🤣