How do I get Rhianna to marry me?

[blondfrog]

I know her personality sucks but she is so hot. There is something so alluring about her. I love her <3.

dial 911

Feed her a billion dollars

Transform into her crush

YOU can't YOU LOSE YOU LOSER

[MCheetah]

Physically abuse her with closed fists. She'll love you for that.

And yeah, Rihanna's personality DOES suck. But hey, at least she's a good actress, right?

Rihanna in 2012's "Battleship."

[DaThinka]

Call or get into contact with a sex doll manufacturer and request them to make the most realistic lifelike representation of Rihanna possible with the most realistic tpe silicone skin.

Then get yourself a virtual reality headset and download the real Rihanna sex tape that was leaked from her phone,

Play it in the virtual reality headset while fucking your lifelike Rihanna doll so it's like you're actually doing her in real

Thank me later

[DaThinka]

This is my future plan for when I can afford a real doll... I am a genius I know

[DaThinka]

Another plan is to loop that Rihanna sex tape so that she's being fucked for 30 mins, cos in the video it's actually 30 seconds.. but with some editing software it can be looped to be longer

[Apulu_3]

Err seriously? She is in a relationship right? at least that's what I heard. Even she isn't how will you even reach to her? Thousands of fans send her these type of proposals daily so it is nearly impossible to be in a relationship with her.

[Cuminginside]

Because people just crazy sometimes they think they got it like that.

[Apulu_3]

@Cuminginside If Rhianna is his wife then um Dominic Monhogan is my cousin and Leonaro DiCaprio is my dad! Lol

[Cuminginside]

Yeah I know, (rolling my eyes & a joint)

[Apulu_3]

@Cuminginside Yeah cuz Rhianna can't be his wife.

[WonderBell99]

bro not you tryna get with her when she's pregnant 💀

[blondfrog]

I am not a homewrecker but when it comes to winning her over I Will be a home wrecker ;). I'll take care of her babies even if its not mine so as long as I get to be wit her.

[WonderBell99]

Ayoooo im dead lmfao

[Anonymous]

I only ever saw her date a few white guys, but it was like Leonardo DiCaprio otherwise she's into the black guys.
Plus she's knocked up so you're probably better off to pick somebody else.

[jshm2]

Just buy a picture of her, and marry that. Objectophillia isn't illegal.

People already think you're weird as it is, so it won't be out of your character.

[Anonymous]

Earn a decent amount of money and move to LA then go to clubs and stuff

[Cuminginside]

Listen, enough of this self derby/delusional thinking 🤔, U got money 💰? Yeah I thought so!

[blondfrog]

Actually I do but $940 million less than her :)

[Cuminginside]

Smooth brah, smooth! I likes that.

[blondfrog]

Thanks daddy :)

[Cuminginside]

You like the belly rubs don't shoot you like those belly rubs

[blondfrog]

I do I have a kangaroo pouch :)

[Cuminginside]

That's pretty good

[Justerino]

Guy, thery’re both from Barbados, you not getting in if you was Drake. Glad she picked him.

[blondfrog]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Could you talk to her for me?

[Justerino]

if you have already contacted her through social media and she didn’t respond to you as a fan I’d seriously never contact her again. Having that respect for her, a woman you say you like, has direct transferability to a real relationship you may get in

[blondfrog]

No I have never contacted her through social media. So maybe I still might stand a chance.

[Justerino]

Say something cool about her and ASAP bet she responds. I hit up Cassie Ventura and Rima Fakih on Twitter a long time ago. Came at Cassie all wrong think she had a pic on all fours and I said, “I’ll put that kitty in a box” 🤦🏽‍♂️ but Rima talked to me for a bit, she found a good husband too!

[JoyGirl]

Blondie, you know she is pregnant with her bf’s baby, right? 😂

[WhatTheHeckkkk]

Heh, she’s pretty. I heard she was pregnant.

[blondfrog]

Maybe I got her pregnant? ;)

[WhatTheHeckkkk]

Maybe. We will see when the baby pictures are released 😁

[blondfrog]

The baby will come out blonde and white :)

[Staximus]

Any girl that goes back to a guy that beats her ass has the common sense of a chicken.

[blondfrog]

she left the relationship though.

[Medhat-M]

Rihanna is too freaky for you man

[blondfrog]

Thanks for looking out for me daddy :)

[Medhat-M]

Always 😉

[Anonymous]

I heard she is a size queen and you will have to turn into a black guy, she is already rich so money is not an option either

[blondfrog]

Do you think she likes white guys?

[Genie23]

Tell her you're her Rude Boy maybe?🤔

[Sevenpointfive]

it's probably not as hard as you think

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Transform into her crush

[Nagahime]

Nice question, troll lmao.

[blondfrog]

How is that trolling? She really is hot.

[JustinTheGreat]

What wrong with her personality?

[blondfrog]

Fair I read from the media she is but you can't trust the media.

[Kkoalalita]

Isn’t she pregnant rn

[SecretGardenBlood65]

Lolz find a kurdish woman

[blondfrog]

Rhianna is Kurdish :P

[SecretGardenBlood65]

Lol no

[SecretGardenBlood65]

@zaharuh she is kurdish and live america. Text her and married

[zaharuh]

@SecretGardenBlood65 LMAO you're like my family always trying to set me up with guys 😂

[SecretGardenBlood65]

@zaharuh xushakmin do you like him?

[zaharuh]

@SecretGardenBlood65 No I'm gonna marry a kurdish man 💅

[SecretGardenBlood65]

@zaharuh he is also kurdish

[SecretGardenBlood65]

Hey @blondfrog are you kurdish or not

[blondfrog]

You already know the answer lol.

[SecretGardenBlood65]

She don't believe me

[Still-alive]

welp better get to writing her a letter

[TsAubreyKate]

Hot people usually have ugly ass kids

[skyeee_]

troll

[Cuminginside]

you picked up on that huh? You're smart.

[skyeee_]

@Cuminginside uh that's nothing too smart really, i just write "troll" when someone asks question beyond stupidity because those peeps are usually trolls

[Cuminginside]

Yup, hehehe.

[Fuentes]

HA-HA!!

[Anonymous]

stop lol

[Anonymous]

umm ask her? duh