Which of the Survey choices do you think is most applicable to the way a woman thinks?

Question

Choose one based on the meme that describes how you view the average woman's way of thinking... PLEASE! If you have multiple choices, just put them in your comments below.

MrOracle · Accepted Answer

These girls understood perfectly back in the '80s. Hit it, Suzanna!
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Oooooh
If she knew what she wants
(He'd be giving it to her)
If she knew what she needs
(He could give her that too)
If she knew what she wants
(But he can't see through her)
If she knew what she wants
He'd be giving it to her.
Giving it to her.

But she wants everything
(He can pretend to give her everything)
Or there's nothing she wants
(She don't want to sort it out)
He's crazy for this girl
(But she don't know what she's looking for)
If she knew what she wants
He'd be giving it to her.
Giving it to her.

I'd say her values are corrupted,
But she's open to change.
Then one day she's satisfied
And, the next I'll find her crying
And it's nothing she can explain.

If she knew what she wants
(He'd be giving it to her)
If she knew what she needs
(He could give her that too)
If she knew what she wants
(But he can't see through her)
If she knew what she wants
He'd be giving it to her
Giving it to her (giving it to her)

Some have a style
That they work hard to refine
So they walk a crooked line.

But she won't understand
Why anyone would have to try
To walk a line when they could fly.

No sense thinking I could rehabilitate her
When she's fine, fine, fine.
She's got so many ideas traveling around in her head,
She doesn't need nothing from mine.

If she knew what she wants
(He'd be giving it to her)
If she knew what she needs
(He could give her that too)
If she knew what she wants
(But he can't see through her)
If she knew what she wants
He'd be giving it to her
Giving it to her

But she wants everything
(He can pretend to give her everything)
Or there's nothing she wants
(She don't want to sort it out)
He's crazy for this girl
(But she don't know what she's looking for)
If she knew what she wants,
He'd be giving it to her.
Giving it to her.

(He'd be giving it to her)
(He could give her that too)
(But he can't see through her)
Ooooooh
Giving it to her.
Giving it to her, now.

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I don't think it could be said any better. I love women, but so many have been sold on the Disney fairytale of "happily ever after" that they literally expect to be happy forever, and when they aren't - mostly just from the normal stresses of life that we all face - so many get upset, and then angry, and then look for someone to blame (this will always be the man in her life, or her kids or parents or friends if she doesn't have a man, but rarely herself), instead of accepting that her expectations of perpetual happiness were never realistic in the first place.

Nearly every man I know has been through this, and we do everything we can think of, but so often, nothing seems to help, and eventually, we give up, because nothing has really helped, due to the goalposts being constantly moved. Our logic-based brains don't know how to deal with ever-changing emotions, but we're still "expected to know" somehow. "But he can't see through her" indeed.

Finchie40 · Accepted Answer

To understand what a woman thinks and wants is impossible , that’s why us guys just want her to show up naked with a beer in her hand , if she can’t do that for us then it’s impossible to do all the things she wants us to do for her , but she will hold back and wait for all those things to be done for her before she shows up naked with a beer for us , it’s sad but true

Lliam · Answer

These choices made me chuckle. Sexist stereotype jokes can be really funny.

I like 'A' because stupid questions deserve sarcastic answers and clever sarcasm is funny.

'D' is not necessarily true but it's funny. It reminded me of an old commercial (I don't remember what it was advertising) where a model plays a high-maintanance looking chick who says petulantly in an English accent, "I want it... and I want it now." I've teased my wife with that one before.

'E' is an old cliche about women, but it's true for anyone.

'F' has truth to it. One example is when a husband says he's taking off to play golf or something. He notices his wife's disapproving look and asks "What? Don't you want me to go?" She answers "It's fine" and turns away. The meaning is, it's not fine at all. LOL
There are lots of other similar examples in which women say one thing but their body language says the opposite. Men tend to me much more direct.

I don't think 'G' is true.

DizzyDesii · Answer

I disagree with A because i hate sarcasm. I sorta like B. I disagree with C because i think oral sex is overrated and more of a bonus than a must. D is dumb because I don't know about you other hoes but I’m quite decisive. If any thing, a lot of guys dont know what they want which is why a lot of commitment offers are turned down when the girl finally decides to approach for a relationship and not just a hookup. E doesn't apply to me because I’ve been set in my ways since 1999. F is silly because I say what I believe, feel, and mean and am determined to prove what I say. G is aight. So i chose B but I know we’re not always right. I can admit when im wrong but only because getting rid of the guilt makes me feel like i’m right again 😂

VIVANT · Answer

Hmm I can’t really choose any of these bc I’m decisive and if I wasn’t sure about my decision I would wait until I was confident to communicate it. One of the cringiest things for me is to approach things like a child. Bc my childhood was very precarious, I had to be very precise to survive. And I really don’t find tropes about women being flaky and being solid helpful bc well it’s not realistic. There are going to outliers in any group but it’s a fact Women are the first people to greet new life there can’t be inherent sloppiness or we’d all be dead.

I’m not too into tongues but I love hands 🤷🏻‍♀️ so I’d if I could exchange the tongue for haves I’d choose C.

bamesjond0069 · Answer

Women are irrational and emotional. Best to just tell them what is going to happen and they can like it with a smile or fuck off out of my life. I seen a movie and he says "you're going to scrub the floor 10x if i tell you to do it and you will do it smiling because you will like it. And you will like it because i say you will." Lmfao. Definitely going to use that one.

Jaximus-Lion · Answer

(A) all the way. And! I have been in trouble with my former bosses and others and frankly i don't regret it because some had really... Like REALLY stupid questions. It's not my fault daddy knows some dude that gave them the boss job that they don't know shit about 🤷‍♂️.

Guy13 · Answer

If one can attend to his woman, in the way she perceives love (“love language”), then

H. None of the Above.

D is here Natural State.

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Entechad · Answer

I chose D as my answer because I raised 4 girls, I am married, have had 6 female dogs, and only one male dog, but my wife had his balls cut off as soon as it was possible. (Every once in a while, he will still life his leg outside and pee on something, so I am still proud of that.) I have experience around women, but they do not always know what they want, and I damned sure haven't figured it out either.

motownplayer2000 · Answer

Women think they are always right. Lol men don’t question as long as they get pussy. We don’t mind being wrong as long as we get pleasure.. plus, I women accuse men of mansplaining. Lol I think women do much more of that than men. I hear a lot of women talk about how a man is or what they like. It’s hilarious when a lot of men aren’t even like that. So, I think that’s how women thing more than half the time.

Varanus · Answer

I feel personally attacked by D. 😆  F is also very true.  But we're not always right, and it's gross when people think they can do no wrong, regardless of gender.

Massageman · Answer

I guess it would have to be H since the choices given are not really about the way women think, but rather the way in which their thinking is  perceived. Women's thinking is highly interactional - everything is connected to, and interacts with everything else: they see the forest. Men's thinking is highly focused and deep: they see the trees.

Bogoboj · Answer

F, F and F, every single time in every single relationship women say one thing with body language and then the exact opposite with words!
Please for the love of all that exists Please be more direct or even blunt, anything is better then this!

AviatorTom · Answer

I chose E-changes her mind, which also includes F-says not what she means and G-women are always right... or not.

FreyaRed · Answer

C because of lulz With exception of B are all options correct.

blackgaletiger · Answer

D is very common haha F is all about reading the wrong signals

Ronni69 · Answer

In a way, of all of them except for B. Women ARE NOT always Right. We’re half left too. 😂

NathanDavis · Answer

I feel lucky... lol never really had to deal with these stereotypes

Sirenboobzilla · Answer

... I hate how it's all of the above 😆

jimmy2 · Answer

Thats the whole problem what a wonan says she may not mean. Hell we can not read minds

Yellovv · Answer

That's depends on girls but even girls doesn't know what's the answer of the this question ☺️

Kreem4urkitty · Answer

Im careful about how i ask n speak to a woman. I wanna impress her

Tstrbrainer · Answer

I ask a lot of stupid stuff according to women, so I often face the very first scenario

exitseven · Answer

I say G with F a close second.

clampfan101 · Answer

I thought D was the most fun. lol

JohnQue74 · Answer

What she says, what she means... That's my pick

Anonymous · Answer

Lol even women love the D.

Aakash_Hangargi · Answer

All the above

Anonymous · Answer

D & F

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