I'm in love with my janitor?

[IloveJesus69]

I have been at my current workplace for 5 years now, and recently we have hired a new janitor to look after our bathroom facilities. It has been getting quite flirtatious getting to know him, and whenever we talk, all I can think about is him cleaning out my insides just like he cleans out the toilets. I am married with a loving husband and 3 beautiful children. I would have never dreamed of being disloyal to my family, however Hugh (the new janitor) has me under a spell. I can't tell if it's his million dollar smile, bright blue eyes, or the fact that he bleaches the sinks after hours. Has anyone ever had experiences with Janitors before, and be able to give advice on how to resist their overwhelming charm? I am seriously considering ripping off Hugh's clothes next I see him just so he can punish me with his mop and bucket. Please help me!

[Anonymous]

Cheating is never an answer, so here are your options:
1) Decide to get over Hugh by reminding yourself daily of the betrayal, anguish, and heartbreak that your husband, who loves you, would feel if you were to have sex with Hugh.
2) Have a frank conversation with your husband about Hugh and see if he would agree to let you do things with Hugh (or even get in on the action himself).

[Opinion Owner]

Otherwise, your only other options for sexual freedom are separation or divorce.

[Daniela1982]

Did you make this question on your male account by mistake instead of your fake pink account? Nice going troll. Busted!

[IloveJesus69]

im literally gay u homophobe

[Daniela1982]

No one cares what you are troll!