What's your response when a girl says EEK! There's a spider! KILL IT?

[bean2k21]

We've all been there -- a girly girl freaks out about a spider in the house. Then, she expects you to squash it like some well-trained spider-killing soldier.

"What is this the 19th century? Kill it yourself."

Go in for the kill, like "I"m the man"... cough... simp.

"That could be a reincarnation of your grandmother."

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I can't believe how many spider killers there are in the world. Every spider has a right to live and pursue happiness, just like you do.

[hahahmm]

Depends dude.. if I believe it's a harmless spider I will relocate it or even leave it alone. If it's an aggressive/fast moving spider or known poisonous type then I would kill it anyways, whether she asked or not. It's like killing cockroaches then.

So it's similar to if she pointed at a random stranger and said, "kill, kill, kill".

[hahahmm]

Also I will take women on a case by case basis.. big difference between a woman I know well and one I don't know. The one I know I'll cut her a lot of slack. The one I don't and it leans more towards the, "who are you & why aren't you handling your own business" direction.

[Sandeeppingping]

Bro I see spiders I call them names like rudolph or something, they're really friendly, to answer your question though what I would do is take a piece of paper or any flat surface, slide the spider into it and then scare the girl while screaming "Why are you runnin'? Why are you runnin'?"

[purplepoppy]

Whether she asks you to kill it or release it outside reveals a lot about her character. Also if you want rid of a house spider it's best to move it to an outbuilding because they can't survive outside.

[ccs884]

what does it reveal?

[purplepoppy]

Releasers are nicer people

[ccs884]

i agree w that, but i don’t think most people who kill spiders bad.

[bean2k21]

I was once ridiculed at a business meeting for being a releaser. From that day forward I decided to crush every human being that stood in my way.

[EarthRealm]

And how do you suggest she Releases it spiders 🕷 Will bite you can’t just pick them up and expect them not to Bite you or Kill you

[LilyoftheLake]

Any feminism I've got in my system leaps from my body the moment I see a spider. What's the use of all those muscles if you aren't going to use them?

[Blackcosmo]

If the spider hasn't done anything, why kill it? I just think that's cruel because it has a life like all of us. Just because it's small doesn't mean it's worthless.

[EarthRealm]

I’ll tell her to leave it alone
But if it gets close to her she can Kill it but not till then.
I used to have a pet spider Till he decided to Walk on my Seat I was morally obligated to kill him at that point

[genericname85]

i'll just go and get the vacuum cleaner. not necessarily cause she ordered me to but cause i also don't like bugs in my room. also it's not a big deal for me, so yeah.

[Anonymous]

In my region, spider's eliminate pests and leave me alone, so I tell everyone to let my spiders go to work.

[CloudMassacre]

Depends on the spider, sometimes I’ll just take it outside

[Dinosaursandanime65]

I’d try to help. It’s it’s like one of those Australian Prehistoric monsters then it’s Shogun

[Astarlessnightsky]

Bring it outside.