Im scared i’ll accidently fart loudly in front of her, What do I do?

[Laer6845]

[bean2k21]

One of my slaves can help you. @Реrverted_creep knows a lot about self-discipline and restraint. She lived in a cage, bleached her hair, and recited my three commandments for three solid months. As my slave, she is the vice-president of the Association for Increasing the Diameter of Scrotum (AIDS), which helps men achieve a greater nut circumference through scientific self evaluation.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/E85pctJ1byk

[TheSpaceGnome]

If you are around anyone at all for any decent amount of time, you're going to fart around them at some point. Its unavoidable, and worrying about it is pointless.

[Laer6845]

I know, But anxiety is not logical

[TheSpaceGnome]

Actually it is logical, anxiety means fear, fear is logical, fear keeps you alive.
Phobias are the term for illogical fears, not anxiety.
Phobias are irrational fears.

[TheSpaceGnome]

If you know its illogical to fear farting around someone, then stop fearing it.

But don't do it on purpose, then your just being rude.

[TheSpaceGnome]

you're*

[Quackthulu2]

Sew your butthole shut so it never happens again.

[Sour-rose]

Fart quietly then. Be sneaky.

[Laer6845]

How Can you fart quietly?

[Sour-rose]

Lol... did not expect your question but i am a wise bitch who do be getting random people to want to know more about me.

Okay, this is weird but trust me. So it's not very difficult but don't do it willy nilly, otherwise people will notice. So let's say you at dillards and what not and shi, and y'all looking at shoes or looking at clothes. So she ain't that far from you but far enough; you squat and act like you found a quarter or $5. (say you thought you saw a quarter, $5 doesn't just drop and NO ONE DOES ANYTHING.) spread dem butt cheeks a little and relax your body and let er rip. However, keep them cheeks spread to make sure it's quiet. I don't know your body but depending on your butthole, it's tight or relaxed.

Tight- Ya fart squeaky and everyone gonna know.
Relaxed: Ya fart quietly and it could be loud af if you let it out TOO much.

This has been Sour-rose's life 101 for noobs. Now if you'll excuse me, I think I got chills and need a GaG doc.

[NostalgiaSenpi]

Act normally anyway. It's a natural bodily function.

[Laer6845]

How do you act normally? (Im not neurotypical so)

[NostalgiaSenpi]

Behave how you already do.

[Pterodon]

Fart anyway and blame her

[LiamJHayden]

Let it rip and see what happens.

[JohnK123]

In front of who?

[iSensei]

Fart again for cover the firstone

[riverrat3]

It happens, that's life

[Fuentes]

Gas x