What's the easiest way to calm a woman down when she's pissed off?

[Sparkie460]

Don't be serious when you answer the question. Wrong answers only

[WindAtMyBack]

"Wrong answers only"

Ignore her.
Tell her "You must be on your period."
Tell her to move out of the way of the TV - it's a tie game and 4th and goal, with 30 seconds on the clock.
Mention that your ex wouldn't have gotten pissed.
"It's time to play cards with the guys. I hope you feel better when I get back."
"What did you say again? I wasn't paying attention."

[Sparkie460]

I like the one that I wasn't paying attention

[strateguy632]

Great list !!

[exitseven]

pull down your pants.

[humanearth]

So she can laugh at you

[exitseven]

@humanearth it does the trick

[Sparkie460]

She might throw up on me

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[Sparkie460]

You're welcome

[Ms_Facesitter]

😂😂 don't do any of these they have suggested. In my case if I am fuming, which is very rare I don't know what kind of trick you have to pull out of the hat to get me there, just let me be on my own for a couple of hours. You can be in the same room but don't talk to me. I'll reach out to you when I don't see red anymore.

[Sparkie460]

What shade of red do you see? Is it a fire engine red or a brick red? Is it ok to talk to you when you see pink? How about if I don't say anything but I slap your ass?

[Ms_Facesitter]

Was thinking about adding 'so to speak' but chose not to. Backfired real quick

[Sparkie460]

You didn't think I'd let you slip by on that one did you

[DaveJord]

Is this like a real marital spot happening online like right now?

[mandyfire98]

Tell her to take off her clothes. Or say I'm sorry but I want listening.

[Sparkie460]

Are you in a good mood gorgeous

[mandyfire98]

I'm always in a good mood

[Sparkie460]

I'll

[Sparkie460]

I'll try it next time

[mandyfire98]

Trying to catch me in a bad mood? Haha.

[Sparkie460]

Yeah but you're always so happy and cheerful. Don't get me wrong, I like you that way.

[mandyfire98]

Hahaha it's rare if I'm in a bad mood.

[Sparkie460]

That's a good thing.

[ByCureChris9669]

@mandyfire98 HAHA! wtf

[Pinay_ako]

Tell her she looks old like a raisin.
That dress makes her look like a whale.
Tell her to calm down coz she’s on her period again.
That the dinner she just made sucked.
Tell her to do the chores and shut up.

[Sparkie460]

Those are all good ones but I like the last one the best.

[Pinay_ako]

🤣 if this wasn’t a wrong answer, prepare to be on the next episode of dateline 😂

[Sparkie460]

I just wanted to have some fun. She's not mad or anything.

[Pinay_ako]

I know 😂.

[DaveJord]

The none serious answer.

Try to reason, and logic with her. She'll totally understand your perspective and glad calm down... and even thank you for sharing your feelings with her.

Because we all know that women love it when their man shares their true feelings on a subject with the love of their life.

[SaoirseS]

Shoot her with a tranquilizer dart. Do it from a safe distance, ideally the next zip code.

[Sparkie460]

I'll just stick it in her ass when she has her back towards me

[SaoirseS]

Better run afterwards, it takes a few minutes for that stuff to kick in.

[Sparkie460]

If she chases me around the house will it work quicker

[SaoirseS]

You’re probably right.

[Sparkie460]

Cool.

But what happens when she wakes up

[DaveJord]

😆 🤣 😂

[FunkyMonkee]

Get a high speed vibrator and hit her between the legs with it and hit her hard!! Instant bring-down!!

[Sparkie460]

What if you can't get close enough to her

[nolabels]

Here I was getting ready to say to just get the hell away from her, and HERE COMES FUNK!

I'll go one further and strap her ass on a Sybian!!!

[FunkyMonkee]

Get a taser and aim RIGHT for the clit!!

[FunkyMonkee]

@nolabels There ya go!! THAT'LL take all the fight out of her!!

[GOLDFISH_smile]

Give her a golden shower. Can't be pissed off and pissed on at the same time right?

[Sparkie460]

You might be able to be both. Lol

[humanearth]

Leave her a hunk of roast beef and a box of bonbons and run the fuck in the other direction

[TrueConfection]

I like your style! 😋

[humanearth]

@TrueConfection Thank You

[Sparkie460]

Do they even still make bon bons

[humanearth]

I have no idea if they make them anymore or not

[asphaltrhymes]

Wrong answers only? If this is a joke question I will play along. Say "urgh, it's not you talking it's just your downstairs time of the month talking again isn't it with your sassy ungrateful attitude" swish lol. Sassy. Lol.
Just since you asked for wrong answers Asker, that is one. ,🤣😂🤣😂😱😱

[strateguy632]

wrong answer, "you feel better after we orgasm together"

[Sparkie460]

She won't let me get close enough. Now what

[LiamJHayden]

Tell her to calm down.

[Sparkie460]

Good idea

[DaveJord]

😆 🤣 😂 😹

[DaveJord]

This is like the best one!!! Seriously, had me roll'en!!!

[tfan1]

Slam a pie in her face…. bonus points - Limburger cheese covered in whipped cream pie 😛

[Sparkie460]

I don't think that would work

[tfan1]

You said wrong answers only…. And that’s about as wrong an answer as possible 😛

[Sparkie460]

I wouldn't want to smell it though. I'll puke trying to get her to calm down

[humanearth]

Hey I like Limburger cheese and anchovies on crackers

[najekim]

Give her a credit card and send her to the mall.

[Sparkie460]

Hell no. Lol

[DaveJord]

That is totally the opposite of what I would have done so that's a good one!

[Minahh]

Tell her to stop freaking out that will work for sure... now for real every woman prefers something different... sometimes I want to be left alone otherwise I just want to be assured that everything's going to be alright

[DaveJord]

Why you got to ruin it by making it real?

[KrakenAttackin]

Tell her that dress makes her ass look huge.

[Sparkie460]

Did that before. I said it for each dress she tried on.

[fonduegirl]

Buy her books.

It works for me. I get super crabby during periods. A good book will calm me down.

[Meagainbutleavesoon]

These responses are hilarious. On a serious note give her space lol

[Sparkie460]

You're not supposed to be serious

[Meagainbutleavesoon]

😂😂😂

[DaveJord]

Yeah you broke the rules every man knows that but this is supposed to be like Opposite Day

[MementoMori777]

tell her to calm down or tell her she's on her period 🙃

[Anonymous]

Just tell her to calm down. It's been my experience that that always works when a women is irrational about something. She sees your calmness and instantly realizes her folly. 🥸

[DermalPunch]

Tell her to calm down.

[Sparkie460]

I did. Several times. She keeps throwing dishes at me

[DermalPunch]

Ask what her problem is.

[Jltakk]

Two of my female friends were arguing, me being a weirdo just put on Birdemic and they both shut up.

[XXblack88]

Just give her some space to calm down.

[Sparkie460]

Should I tell her to go make me a samich

[XXblack88]

I wouldn't your better off making your own food.

[Sparkie460]

So I should keep the knives away from her?

[XXblack88]

As long as she's not threatening to hurt you with them you should be fine.

[andreasderjuengere]

Tell her that you think that she lost weight? :)

[AviatorTom]

Ask her for sex... now

[jennifer_bloom]

Buy her a Pokemon key chain

[itsalyssaagain]

Apologise.

[Sparkie460]

Even though that's what I do when I'm wrong, that's not what I'm looking for. I'm just looking for wrong answers to have fun.
I'm not in the dog house for anything.

[itsalyssaagain]

Fair enough

[_no_one_]

Tell em they are not always right

[collie22]

I've cream works

[collie22]

I should pay more attention. Ice cream works

[Anonymous]

Break up with her.

[JesseP1nk]

Tell her "calm down" 😏

[asphaltrhymes]

Definitely not gonna increase the rage 😆😆😆😆

[msc545]

Ask her if she wants sex.

[jjj101010]

Tell her to calm down

[asphaltrhymes]

People always react well to that one... sweats 😅😅😅😅🫣🫣

[jjj101010]

@asphaltrhymes yeah, I think it helps if u ask if she is on her period too? Shows some understanding of her reaction! Lol

[asphaltrhymes]

That was my also answer here lol 😅

[asphaltrhymes]

(about period joke, it wouldn't end lol for rising angers lol) a joke question note all please

[spartan55]

"Calm down geez!"

[Anonymous]

Hand her a $100 dollar bill.

[Anonymous]

To not tell her to calm down

[Opinion Owner]

Oops wrong answers only. Tell her to calm down

[Anonymous]

Spit in her mouth