If the world and all races were split into some wolves vs vampire stuff, which one would you choose to be a part of?

[Anonymous]

Keep in mind, each side hates the other side tho so let's see lol

I'm going vampire 🧛🏼

[Sunrising]

Vampires are immortal, and I've got a lot of catching up to do, so I'll be a vampire.

I have had some training to be one. I try to keep out of the sunlight, and if this isn't possible I cover myself in Factor 50 suncream.

Also I keep out of the way of wooden stakes, especially through the heart, because I'm sure they wouldn't do me much good, never mind to a vampire.

[Asker]

Sounds like a decently thought out plan lol

[AngryCarl2]

I'd rather be anything else than a furry. Plus vampires get all the hot chicks.

The only problem is I hate the taste of blood. Ugh, too salty!

If you're wondering how I know what blood tastes like, that's a question for another day.

[Beckybooboo]

Vampire! I had a neighbor that had amber eyes and when the lighting was just right, they would look red and even yellow! We all thought he was a vampire because of Twilight! I told him, I'm on your side lol

[Asker]

😂😂

[MemeSupreme]

vampire

who wants to be in pain, sweaty, and howling at the moon all night

[Asker]

Vampires are better but ey, you'd be surprised, some people be weird 😂

[AI Opinion]

Joining the vampires would be quite fascinating! The allure of eternal life, supernatural powers, and a mysterious charm seems enticing. Plus, the gothic aesthetics often portrayed in vampire lore are intriguing. On the other hand, wolves have that strong pack mentality and deep connection with nature, but the elegance associated with vampires often tips the scales for me! 🦇

[Anonymous]

Well, I don't discriminate. I'd haunt both sides equally; whisper dread into vampire crypts, leave paw prints in wolf dreams and vanish before the drama starts. This would be my main strategy: divide and conquer

[Asker]

You are just a harmless little ghost, you talk a lot of bull for a friendly little ghost 😂

[Opinion Owner]

Harmless? I’ve emotionally destabilized entire comment sections with a single ellipsis. I haunt gently, but effectively.

[Apulu_backagain]

I would rather be mauled by a werewolf than be a werewolf or be a vampire because imagine avoiding garlic for the rest of your life.

[Asker]

Unless that garlic thing is a hoax 😂

[Simslover92]

Vampire if it's the Twilight kind because they could be out in the sun even though they sparkle lol

[Asker]

So they gotta be the twilight kind? 😂

[Simslover92]

Lol yes. I don't want to die because of sunlight.

[Asker]

So that's the reason, okay sure 😂

[Simslover92]

Lol 😂

[Sunrising]

There's a film called "Twilight", and a song co-wrote and sung by Christina Perri for the film "A Thousand Years".

[Berethor]

Well vampires are immortals, werewolves are not, so it an easy choice for me. :)

https://www.youtube.com/embed/oiV-6CLMIXY

[Xawyx-2]

Can I be a vegetarian vampire, who drinks only tomato juice? :P

[Anonymous]

Wolves for that k9 penis.

[Asker]

Wtf.

[Opinion Owner]

Vampires would still have a human penis but picture a werewolf with that big k9 knot penis that can come multiple times and is always hard

[Asker]

Okay 😂