Cleaning Up My "Potty Mouth" for 2022 (As Suggested By GAG Members)

Cleaning Up My Potty Mouth for 2022 (As Suggested By GAG Members)

Okay, okay... Two people on two separate occasions have told me that I have too much of a naughty mouth. Which is ironic, considering I didn't curse until I was 19 years old and even on GAG try my best to self-censor and avoid actual cursing.

I don't HAVE to do anything to limit my "language." But fine. I'm a cunning linguist, after all. I will do my best to limit "harmful, potentially hurtful & offensive language that references to other human beings who are just as valuable and deserving of respect." Especially considering I rarely curse in real life and that I'm a teacher.

The two words I get told I use too much are "b*tch" (by DizzyDesii) and "ret*rded." Fine. I'm not promising anything, but I'll try to limit my usage of those words as much as possible in 2022. Not that I, of all people, even curse a lot!

Come on! I'm the same guy that said I rarely curse because it causes self-aggression and stress. I'm the same guy who said I don't like the T-word for breasts because it sounds vulgar and disgusting, like a po rn movie or something. I am okay with "p*ssy" because I think of that word way more often as a coward, or even a cat, more than a woman's foaming, dark vag ina, which is the normal visual of that word. I'll try to stop calling both evil women and cowardly men the B-word, as well as calling idiotic people the R-word. TRY, I said! I will "try!"

There's probably other behaviors I need to clean up as well. But I am not sure what those are. Some suggest I need to stop being salty about being a little manlet, baby, midget-boy in regards to my crappy height. As for that? I AM TRYING! When other women bring it up often, I don't lie about it. Maybe I shouldn't say anything, though.

So there ya go. I will try to purge all the female dogs and low-intelligence-simpletons from my vocabulary. I'm still short, though. You can't have manlet or midget. That is OUR word!

"Shut up, you stupid belligerent-female!"
"Shut up, you stupid belligerent-female!"
"God, stop acting like such a rash, rude, and ridiculous rat-brain."
"God, stop acting like such a rash, rude, and ridiculous rat-brain."
Cleaning Up My "Potty Mouth" for 2022 (As Suggested By GAG Members)
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