Why the Modern Male SEEMS Like a Wuss But Really Isn't

[pavlove]

-You never like where we want to go eat and we ask you what you want to do in order to save time

It's not even about having no direction. We know where we like to eat it's just that you complain and we get pissed because it's like you wanted us to pick and yet you find problems with every place just your pick you damn self so we can be done with it!

-We'll fight one or two guys, we're not going to just fight a whole gang of guys unless it really comes to that

If a guy in a gang of guys gives you a catcall we'll tell him to leave you alone and we'll do it forcefully but we're not going to throw him back against the wall when he's got his boys with him. At some point, you realize calling the police instead of handling your business might make you look like a pussy but at least you'll still live.

-Rape is so common that we don't really want to "beat it up" unless we know you like that

It's everywhere. Most of us guys have a friend who we suspect probably has done it. And yet girls say they want is super rough and a guy who just takes them. Uhh, nah, I'm cool. We want you to KNOW that this is consensual, you're a delicate flower, and we have no intention of treating your vagina like a punching bag for our penis.

[Redstang88]

1- I'll ask once, but if I dont get a solid answer we're going where I want
2- I won't throw the first punch, but if it goes there I probably won't notice how many there are
3- I'm pretty much the same, super rough really isn't my thing.

[joemm]

Yea.. we are called effeminate nowadays if we take good care of ourselves and try to look good. But I don't care what people think.. I want to live a long and fulfilling life. I even use one of those penis health cremes to keep my penis strong and healthy. I sleep better at night knowing I am being proactive about my health.

[John_Doesnt]

All men should attempt to be Batman and dish out justice.

[HulkkSmash]

This is satire right?