The Problem With Men Today

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

Recently, I've noticed a very large problem with men today. I find they cannot truly assert their dominance, nor intelligence nor their honor until they do this again.

They don't drink the blood of their enemies from their skulls anymore.

[redeyemindtricks]

In all seriousness, I don't think boys are given as much latitude as they should be, anymore, when it comes to "taking it outside" and "settling their differences" -- i. e., just having it out in an old-fashioned fist fight, and then just being done with it (whatever "it" is).

I grew up around enough boys/men to know that a decent dust-up really DOES "settle the score", in lots of cases. And some boys even end up becoming pretty good friends with dudes they've fought.

If a good clean fight isn't an option, then the trouble will get worse, in a lot of cases.

I think @WhiteSteve would concur here, mb he'd have something to add.

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

Well I agree with you.
Also sometimes I really wish someone would hit me that way I could fight because I have so much sent up energy and anger and stress and frustration.
I may be small but I'm not as weak as I look.

[Waffles731]

Yeah, I do actually oppose that because some of my moms family has shown the other extreme of that, the other extreme is organzied crime,
I've got a great uncle who was gunned down in a bar in charlestown by the winter hill gang. it wasn't until my moms dad died and she went to live with her mom that she actually learned the man didn't die in vietnam but well, was killed by white bulgers gang

[Waffles731]

You let people carry out the violence they want all the time and they don't just fight eachother oftentimes they'll shoot at a bar or get a bunch of their buddies and beat them to death

[redeyemindtricks]

@Waffles731 "oppose" --> suppose?

(It seems like you're actually agreeing)

[Waffles731]

oh your right never mind

[redeyemindtricks]

Oh, I'm not advocating giving free rein, either. Notice "a good CLEAN fight" -- CLEAN is the operative word here. Just knuckles, no blades or guns or whatever.

Also, presumably, supervised.

The way it works in hockey is a pretty good balance -- they let 'em have it out, and don't break it up until there's a clear winner.
And -- more importantly -- the penalties for fighting aren't that severe, BUT the "third man in" penalty (if anyone tries to bumrush / join in) is MUCH more severe.

[akadatank44]

Thats the difference between men and women right there. We can fight and bite each others heads off but still be friends at the end of the day. Lol

[OhioNativeForLife]

The problem with that is that if you're safety is in danger, it's perfectly natural and normal to want to go for the eyes. There's no rules in fighting.

[Waffles731]

I COMPLETELY AGREE, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

[Waffles731]

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[SüßeJäger]

Lol I drank blood from my enemy's skull just a couple days ago! You don't know what you're talking about! Lol Jk. Yes, were all a bunch of whining pansies. I wish every day I was born 150-200 years before I was. Everything was more like humans were supposed to live with a few exceptions. Way closer than our fucked up, sick society today where killing children is celebrated and you're spawn of Satan if you like to target shoot. I hope I don't live to be very old the way humans ideas are getting more disgusting by the day.

[LittleMissCuriousity]

All hail men who drink the blood of their enemies! Let their sword edges be sharp and their women always willing! (Of course we'll be willing, what's a bigger turn on then drinking blood?)

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

Haha exactly.
I've always been turned on by the sight of a man with blood along his lips

[redeyemindtricks]

^^ It's good when a guy isn't squeamish at that time of the month, yeah (:

[LittleMissCuriousity]

Have you ever seen one forge a sword from the blood of his enemies? So sexy!

[Abc123xyz098]

You be quiet

[LittleMissCuriousity]

@Abc123xyz098 Who the hell are you telling to be quiet?

[JudgmentDay]

drink the blood of their enemies from their skulls?

I'm not sure if I fully understood you but it kind of reminded me of this when I read what you wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEpsVSdtfcc

The part specifically about to "crush your enemies and to see them driven before you."

[Nice_Guy_Last]

I have been petitioning that they make Tears of Your Enemies (Extra Salty) flavored Lays chips.

Also, did you know that it would take ~40 people's worth of iron to make a sword. Just dwell on that: a sword made from the blood of your enemies.

[fauchelevent]

I agree. Real men sever the head themselves too. I'm not sexist or anything but I just think it was better when men stuck to duelling like they were naturally made to do, y'know? :/

[Katherinecooper]

they willget attacked by feminists so they rather dont

[fauchelevent]

@Katherinecooper.. You know what sarcasm and irony is, right?

[Katherinecooper]

i was so in a hurry when i read that my bad😅

[Katherinecooper]

but feminist do atack thrm you csnt kike deny it right im not being sarcastic its the truth

[fauchelevent]

@Katherinecooper Well, yeah, people should be criticised if they're using violence in order to get their way - it's not a feminist issue, it's just about basically being a good person.

[Katherinecooper]

not just men women too these days everything and everyone is being controled by you feminists if a woman wantsto be a housewife you attack her. you dont even allow people to just be who they are

[fauchelevent]

@Katherinecooper I'm sorry, but please refrain from making generalisations about me. I'm a feminist - yes, that's true.

You are the one that assumed I was just talking about men having to not be violent when in fact I am the one who used the term 'people' to refer to both men and women. You are the one who assumed only men were violent there, not me. You are also telling me that I attack women who want to be housewives when I have actually been very vocal about my support for those who become housewives or househusbands and don't have a problem with women staying at home. You are the one making assumptions about people and what they believe and it is incredibly disappointing.

[JRICHARDS1996]

I wish we could return to dueling but there is this pesky little thing called 'being civilized' that will not let us do that anymore.

[meatballs21]

And this is why!

https://oglaf.com/skulls/

(warning: rest of the site is very NSFW but that link is ok)

[Sexualchrist]

There are too many blood born diseases in the world for that now.
You'd drink the blood of any other animal before human.

[Pac-Man]

Should we have use violence to assert dominance? I thought we are better than apes. Asserting intelligence through violence is kinda ironic, dont you think?

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

You do realize this was a joke right?

[Pac-Man]

I didn't get the joke then lol

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

Well it's not funny if it needs to be explained
*facepalm*

[astrOnaut01]

I don't drink from the blood of my human enemies from their own skulls. I drink the blood of all of the tigers, lions and elephants I have hunted with my bare hands, from their own skulls.

[fueledbythc]

More guys need to grow their beards out and stop looking like fancy pretty boys. I ain't no pretty boy but I look and feel more manly than guys my age and generation.

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

Do you read any of those 40 words?

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

Did+

[fueledbythc]

I did but I found it ridiculous. Drinking blood from a skull? Are you actually serious?

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

Are you seriously that ill humored?

[fueledbythc]

Quite possibly. Or maybe my sense of humor is in this comment.

[RationalMale]

my job has a back room where we men do this fridays...

[jjmarvin]

Now, i'll admit i may not know everything about being a guy. But I'm like 85-90% sure that's not a big one.

80%.

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

No it is 😝

[LittleMissCuriousity]

It's a huge turn on.

[michelle_applehead]

I thought that was a glass of cookies n creme ice cream.

[Maxemeister]

Silly u, we just do this in secret now. We're shamed for it and we want that right back

[dudeman]

feminism and feminist laws. we live in a gynocentric matriarchy. if any man does any of that say good by to your job.

[FrenchyRomain]

Virility is dead ever since "Manscaping" existed...
go watch Neverlution from Christopher Titus and you will get my point of view on the subject

[Zorax]

Short Take, but very deep :)

[akadatank44]

Umm... who says I don't?

[Dred1614]

I agree. Far too many men aren't manly anymore.