Five Feminine Things Men Do That Turn Women Off

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Hey, what's up guys, this is your host, Dr. Hostboy. Today I'm going to be discussing the fifteen feminine or sissy-like activities and traits that immediately turn women off. You might be doing these things and scaring women away without even knowing it.

The first one I'm going to mention is wearing Axe body spray.

1. Wearing Axe body spray

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Image Credit: Vox

We are in 2022 and I can't believe many of us are still wearing this funky body spray.

Axe has been proven by peer-reviewed sources to be one of the worst forms of "hygienical" tools, if you could even call it that.

This is not the 1990s or 2000s anymore when the artificial body spray used to be a trend. At the same time, the most "attractive/gangsta" (or considered as so by immature female peers) high school or college men were rolling in big American "luxury" cars with plastic interiors and underpowered engines.

Just a repeated reminder to all the guys that are still wearing that hunk of crap, WE ARE IN 2022. The Axe thing literally went out of style more than a decade ago. Stop wearing that s**t. It's a thing of the past.

If you really want to smell good, get the Arm & Hammer kind. Don't forget to buy Nautica cologne along with it and spray it all over your entire body. Combine those two products and you will turn women on in no time.

The second one I'm going to mention is watching adult animated sitcoms.

2. Watching adult animated sitcoms

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Image Credit: TheThings

With the exception of The Simpsons and Bob's Burgers, let's face it, adult cartoons suck. And most are lame as hell, especially the little-known ones on Netflix, Hulu, and Adult Swim.

Just like Axe body spray, adult animated sitcoms are one of the kinds in degenerate society that peaked in the 1990s and 2000s. They may be worse than Axe body spray actually, because you are what you watch on TV. If you choose to watch garbage on TV, such as South Park, Family Guy, or Rick and Morty, you are telling yourself you like perverted off-color "humor". It's basically like the virtual version of being either a perverted douchebag or a childish douchebag.

The worst of all, if you are a Christian, you absolutely never want to watch these shows anyway because they literally mock Jesus Christ.

I highly suggest watching sitcoms, preferably non-animated, that provide you with any situational boundaries or offer you with any educational or realistic social values.

For younger men (middle and high school), Power Rangers, Saved By The Bell, Full(er) House, iCarly, or Degrassi; and just about anything on the old-school Disney side (before Bella Thorne came to ruin the channel) is great too. For older men (college+), The Office or Trailer Park Boys. For males of any age, Friends, That '70s Show, or Seinfeld.

The third one I'm going to mention is discussing politics.

3. Discussing politics

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Image Credit: Forbes

That simple, you're not a true gentlemen if you don't keep your political rants to yourself (or at least leave them out of your social media platforms).

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Image Credit: CNBC

Seriously, unless you either are at least 70 years old or a billionaire or both (like all of those six guys above), literally no one wants to hear (or read about) your unsolicited rants regarding the patriarchy, feminism, white privilege, gas prices, or the New World Order. Especially in this day and age when politics have been radicalized by the worst of the subhumans: incels and mass shooters.

The fourth one I'm going to mention is owning a fast car or a gas guzzler.

4. Owning a fast car or a gas guzzler

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Image Credit: Throttle House

It's time to accept that fast cars and gas guzzlers are crappy as hell, and like it or not, you are a jerk if you own one.

To be fair, I'm not talking about those of the exotic variety. I don't consider cars made by Ferrari, Lamborghini, Aston Martin, or McLaren to be "fast" or "gas guzzlers"; they're exotic status symbols and everyone knows it. I'm actually talking more about cars you buy simply for bragging rights.

I hate to break this to you fellas, but if you own a muscle car, a high-performance luxury car, a tuner car, or a gas-guzzling truck or SUV, and especially if you drive like a douchebag in one, you just might be hiding in the closet.

To be honest, most men who buy these cars either don't know a thing about cars or have a big ego hanging around them; less commonly, it can go both ways. Either way, they brag about them and flash such materialistic garbage on Instagram and TikTok for the followers and the gold-digger chicks.

In my opinion, anything above either 250-300 horsepower (depending on the car's weight class) and/or 4.0 liters in engine displacement is just asking for bragging rights. No woman with half a brain would be around a man who conforms himself to living a thug life(style) or whining about gas prices when he consequently got what he bought.

The fifth and last one I'm going to mention is dieting/aiming to get that so-called "summer body".

5. Dieting/aiming to get that so-called "summer body"

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Image Credit: The Adult Man

I really hate to break this to you, but you really need to ditch whatever unsolicited "advice" your parents/relatives, your P.E. teachers, and your doctors gave you about your eating "habits" and your weight. Not only are those people not you, but they don't have a clue and most likely do not want to hear how you truly feel about your body; and even if they did, they'll very likely be in denial about your emotions.

We (as men) are not the same as women. Women are different, physically and emotionally. The whole idea of a diet was created by Big Government, Big Pharma, and Big Commercial to attack the traditional, muscular, heterosexual, alpha man. You know I'm not wrong when I say the devil is in the details; diets are made for women and young children.

Whether you are going through morbid obesity or anorexia nervosa, or even if you're just living a fine lifestyle, you need to skip that lame diet thing (because I've been there and done that, keto and vegetarian both are dumb as rocks). With that being said, hit the treadmill, lift heavy weights, and get yourself a protein shake and a caesar salad.

That's it for today. It literally took me more than two hours to write this MyTake.

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