Wtf? 😂😂😂😂 No... just no... shits wrong in so many levels!!!
The 2 guys that polled that shit as common... smh... bro, unless you're an actor in some twisted porn movie, you're fucking gay... so get out of your fucking closets and just out with it. In this day and age be proud of whatever you become. I got nothing against gay people, but no dude would ever submit to shit like this, unless they have gay tendencies.
The message from cyberjock was presumably used in a jokingly manner. Guys, who are comfortable with their sexuality and know they're manly man, normally says gay shit, but never truly acts on it. Some guys here says shit like they gonna smash or they'd fuck their bros just their way of showing brotherly love (bromance)... they don't take that shit to a whole new level of gayness.
Lmfao this post...😂😂😂
Story time: (I actually asked a question about this a while ago )
I had this "straight" friend who asked me to give him a blowjob and I was like very confused and he said that if he closed his eyes it would feel like a girl.
TURNS OUT, he's not straight at all. He's bi. and we're kinda dating now. The end
There is not one straight guy i know that would do any of those and say they are straight. But i have a gay male friend eho says thier are straight guys that are on the down low. Meaning they prefer guys but date women because they are not ready to come out. Or he likes both but isn't ready to admit to it. But straight guys don't these things. They are lying to themselves
It's a joke. It's making fun of the 'no homo' kinda guys. It isn't actually a serious thing.
Quote: "Apparently, they called it a "bro-job," which referred to the oral sex the male rowers occasionally engaged in with one another in the showers back in high school. Or at least that's what my friend told me. Neither he nor any of the other guys on the team identified as gay, but according to his reports, they would often hook up post-practice, but "like bros, you know? Not in a gay way."
www.huffingtonpost.com/.../...ready_b_7899674.html
It's extremely rare that people actually take that seriously. Urban Dictionary and 9gag are sites frequented by people who enjoy taking the piss out of people - the examples you gave in your question were people joking and making fun of those guys. Like I said, there are 'no homo' kinda guys, they're just very rare and most things referencing 'no homo' or 'bro jobs' are satire.
Ok so the post is through and through meant as a joke. That is a way to tell stories, relay situations, express events and contexts line by line. For every one that is serious, there are so many more that are made to be funny. Whoever originally wrote that would be beyond proud it ended up here, inspiring a legitimate poll. The humor is in that the dialogue and everything else is completely absurd while the events that transpire are completely plausible. This is called irony.
It's real. I'm a 'straight' married guy but sometimes when out on hunting/fishing/camping trips a few beers and stories end up with some brotherly love. It's just meat in the mouth and who hasn't tasted their own cum? After you spit it out it all tastes the same. Only your mean bros will hold your head down, most just say thanks and return the favor later. Not gay.
Those were just jokes. They are funny because they target people who normally boast about their heterosexuality while secretly wanting to try gay sex. It laughs at their dishonesty
The first story is just a 4chan shitpost and the second is a joke. This isn't common at all it's completely gay.
calm you titties lady , unlike girls guys throw up at even the rought of anything sexual with naother man (at least the straight ones ) so no it doesn't happen.
It's certainly something I'd never do and I'm sure that all my straight friends wouldn't do it either. I honestly can't imagine a man who is straight doing such a thing.
That's not something a straight male would do.
They're both secretly gay for each other and just haven't come out of the closet yet or are bisexual.
No that's just plain gay. But I am clicking Yes just to help them cover it up.
Because damn it, us bros need to have each other's back!
It sounds like it's more of a joke to be honest.. My male friends and I don't do sexual things with each other lol
Bro-Job is a parody of the widespread saying "no-homo"
That's a level of denial... that I've never even *heard* of before...
I've never heard of this before. That's crazy though! LOL.
As you can see every male said no. Funny enough some girls said they are both male and/or that they have heard of brojobs.
That text is plastered all over the internet. It's a joke.
Yeah.. no.
That's not a thing, at least among straight guys.
That... that's just gay. Literally.
Reddit? I think you mean 4chan.
It's 4Chan, that's a running gag.
if you're gay, that's probably a thing.
Bro job... WTF where do these weirdos come from?
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