#NotGay: So, Is Giving a “Bro-Job” Really a Thing with Straight Guys?

[Anonymous]

As I was browsing reddit for funny stories, this word and the insinuation that it's totally common caught my attention.

So, people of gag, have you ever heard of brojobs? What do you think of brojobs?

Guy here. Yes, it's totally common. No homo!

Guy here. I've never heard of it. I doubt it.

Girl here. I know it's true. My straight male friends told me!

Girl here. I doubt it.

[Baggz]

Wtf? 😂😂😂😂 No... just no... shits wrong in so many levels!!!

The 2 guys that polled that shit as common... smh... bro, unless you're an actor in some twisted porn movie, you're fucking gay... so get out of your fucking closets and just out with it. In this day and age be proud of whatever you become. I got nothing against gay people, but no dude would ever submit to shit like this, unless they have gay tendencies.

The message from cyberjock was presumably used in a jokingly manner. Guys, who are comfortable with their sexuality and know they're manly man, normally says gay shit, but never truly acts on it. Some guys here says shit like they gonna smash or they'd fuck their bros just their way of showing brotherly love (bromance)... they don't take that shit to a whole new level of gayness.

Lmfao this post...😂😂😂

[JustinTheGreat]

Story time: (I actually asked a question about this a while ago )
I had this "straight" friend who asked me to give him a blowjob and I was like very confused and he said that if he closed his eyes it would feel like a girl.
TURNS OUT, he's not straight at all. He's bi. and we're kinda dating now. The end

[Anonymous]

There is not one straight guy i know that would do any of those and say they are straight. But i have a gay male friend eho says thier are straight guys that are on the down low. Meaning they prefer guys but date women because they are not ready to come out. Or he likes both but isn't ready to admit to it. But straight guys don't these things. They are lying to themselves

[fauchelevent]

It's a joke. It's making fun of the 'no homo' kinda guys. It isn't actually a serious thing.

[Asker]

Quote: "Apparently, they called it a "bro-job," which referred to the oral sex the male rowers occasionally engaged in with one another in the showers back in high school. Or at least that's what my friend told me. Neither he nor any of the other guys on the team identified as gay, but according to his reports, they would often hook up post-practice, but "like bros, you know? Not in a gay way."

www.huffingtonpost.com/.../...ready_b_7899674.html

[FakeName123]

Anecdotal evidence is not evidence. Just because that one gay had one experience like this doesn't mean its common.

Those are jokes and barely any straight guy does it. Those who do aren't exactly straight to begin with and are rather rare.

[fauchelevent]

It's extremely rare that people actually take that seriously. Urban Dictionary and 9gag are sites frequented by people who enjoy taking the piss out of people - the examples you gave in your question were people joking and making fun of those guys. Like I said, there are 'no homo' kinda guys, they're just very rare and most things referencing 'no homo' or 'bro jobs' are satire.

[Asker]

@FakeName123 Do you count all the guys on the team as one experience?

[JuicyBrain]

@asker How is this any different than gay or bi people not accepting/hiding their gayness? This is nothing new. It actually used to be the norm not so long ago. There is nothing special about brojobs. They are homosexual acts by bi/gay people who won't accept who they are...

[Cookies_AndMilk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c

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[ihatethiswebsite]

And there it is again lol 👍🏼

[Cookies_AndMilk]

@ihatethiswebsite Lol I try I try, :D

[matheus_mb]

It's certainly something I'd never do and I'm sure that all my straight friends wouldn't do it either. I honestly can't imagine a man who is straight doing such a thing.

[Asker]

Maybe not giving, but receiving when you or they are wasted?

[matheus_mb]

Never. It's also something that straight guys don't do. We like any kind of sexual activities with women only. With men it's just disgusting.

[JuicyBrain]

I have been wasted to the point of blacking out and still always been responsible for my acts and always remembered everything. Being wasted is nothing but a pretext, an opportunity to do what they want while avoiding consequences.

[Anonymous]

Ok so the post is through and through meant as a joke. That is a way to tell stories, relay situations, express events and contexts line by line. For every one that is serious, there are so many more that are made to be funny. Whoever originally wrote that would be beyond proud it ended up here, inspiring a legitimate poll. The humor is in that the dialogue and everything else is completely absurd while the events that transpire are completely plausible. This is called irony.

[RedThread]

It sounds like it's more of a joke to be honest.. My male friends and I don't do sexual things with each other lol

[mark468]

It's real. I'm a 'straight' married guy but sometimes when out on hunting/fishing/camping trips a few beers and stories end up with some brotherly love. It's just meat in the mouth and who hasn't tasted their own cum? After you spit it out it all tastes the same. Only your mean bros will hold your head down, most just say thanks and return the favor later. Not gay.

[JuicyBrain]

Those were just jokes. They are funny because they target people who normally boast about their heterosexuality while secretly wanting to try gay sex. It laughs at their dishonesty

[DarkEmblem]

As you can see every male said no. Funny enough some girls said they are both male and/or that they have heard of brojobs.

[Aizou]

Yeah.. no.
That's not a thing, at least among straight guys.

[Josht11]

The first story is just a 4chan shitpost and the second is a joke. This isn't common at all it's completely gay.

[CoolSky01]

calm you titties lady , unlike girls guys throw up at even the rought of anything sexual with naother man (at least the straight ones ) so no it doesn't happen.

[Anonymous]

No that's just plain gay. But I am clicking Yes just to help them cover it up.
Because damn it, us bros need to have each other's back!

[Asker]

Totally lol bros help each other out in times of need too!

[QuestionMan]

That's not something a straight male would do.
They're both secretly gay for each other and just haven't come out of the closet yet or are bisexual.

[ScruffynateAK]

Bro-Job is a parody of the widespread saying "no-homo"

[fenixx0083]

That's a level of denial... that I've never even *heard* of before...

[DBAOracle]

I've never heard of this before. That's crazy though! LOL.

[ThisDudeHere]

That... that's just gay. Literally.

[tolmbyy]

That text is plastered all over the internet. It's a joke.

[cinderelli]

I don't think this is a thing..

[IceEverest]

Who knows? Maybe a thing... The world is... huge

[Anonymous]

That post was clearly a joke

[Asker]

Maybe. The things I heard from a gay friend though are not.

[Opinion Owner]

Key word there being 'gay' friend.

[Asker]

lol yes, but the guys that let him suck their dicks were straight and disappeared once they had girlfriends or wives

[Opinion Owner]

This is a common story amongst gay guys, that they turned a straight guy. I've known loads of gay guys who have said it, but it's bs. The guys didn't turn at all and were gay or bisexual all along. No straight guy lets another guy do that to him. Gay sex repulses straight men, they wouldn't want another guy anywhere near their manhood.

[Asker]

I'm not sure what kind of gay guys you know, but the one I know is fully aware that he didn't turn anybody, but is rather convinced that there are more non-straight guys out there than people would like to believe.

[Opinion Owner]

Well yeah, if they're gay and in denial, that's a thing, but no actual straight guy would do this.

I'm not sure there's that many more gay guys than people believe, probably a few. Gay guys who think this tend to move in circles where gay men are common, so some convince themselves many more people are gay than actually are.

[Opinion Owner]

... proportionately that is.

[Asker]

Why do you automatically assume that non-straight guys => gays guys? It's not a dichotomy, either you're straight or you're gay. Bisexuality and pansexuality are not exclusive to women.

[Opinion Owner]

If you read my earlier reply, I actually mention bisexuality ;)

[nakedalligator]

Reddit? I think you mean 4chan.

[skeptic007]

no0ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hun no

[ThatBritishLad]

It's 4Chan, that's a running gag.

[RationalMale]

if you're gay, that's probably a thing.

[IceEverest]

Never heard. Learn something new everyday...

[lacorine197]

Bro job... WTF where do these weirdos come from?

[Anonymous]

sounds gay asf

[Asker]

blowjobs are gay. brojobs are not ;)

[Sabretooth]

you callin yourself a guy?

[Pete671]

perfectly said,

[TonyRyan]

LOL! No.

[AxellexA]

Gay if you suck a cock and have one