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Sorry. some guys don't seem to be able to figure out that the seat goes up and down.
There are some details to the 'aim' and if you ladies were to pee for accuracy, I doubt that any would do better!! :)
Guys, at least put the seat up!! Ladies, it is YOUR responsibility to be sure it is down!! No complaining about it being up!! You never put it up for guys, so why assume we should put it down for you? Just asking, with the 'Equality' thing in mind.
Calling us men lazy and arrogant?
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Where is equality? Where is justice?
#StopPeePeeShaming #DontJudgeMe
hahahaha, good explanation!
Loooooooool
Lol.. 😂😂😂
That's the MHO ! :D :D
Thanks :)
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Guys being like "it's not that simple! We pee randomly! It's not always a nice, clean stream!"
Like... ok? But you know you can still wipe it up with toilet paper? Like who the hell pees all over the seat and then is all like "aww man aww shit... well I tried my best, nothing I can do about it."
Yes there is something you can do about it! Take some damn toilet paper and clean it up! Dumbasses.
@Red_Arrow that also works.
A lot guys don't know how to aim because they're dads either never taught them, or 9/10x they grew up without a father figure. A woman can't really teach him how to do it you know. My dad had the same problem, never knew his father. One of my friends ex boyfriend, same thing.
@singlebee I read it. But you can still leave a spot! Especially if your urinating like a water hose. Force and pressure is key then just aiming correctly. It can be frustrating. And a lot of guys I know who was never taught how to pee correctly end up with problems. My late mother always complained about my father, my close friend was upset when her ex back in high school did that when he came over to her house. And I've known people on my first job who said that the male bathroom is the worse then ours. A guy friend even admitted to our friends once that he tends to have a problem. I don't know why others are saying laziness, when that's not always the case. But it does take a lot of practice and endurance to properly do it.
That's the most hilarious thing I've ever heard. A guy can't aim because his dad didn't teach him loooool. Aim isn't something someone teaches you. You can learn that shit by yourself. Its more about whether we care to be clean or not. If its a public toilet fuck being nice haha.
@Gshshahaafa I said a lot of guys I did say ALL guys. People need to learn how to read. Many of you are guilty of this. You like to talk about others junk size too. Come on now. That's why I avoid toilet stalls. A lot of men are nasty, you wash properly, or your hands , your sneeze in them, still touch people and things, and neither does a woman know where you've been , let alone dating touched for her to god forbid get an infection. I don't want to hear that crap. I seen a lot a things you men do, for the ones who do it.
Lol having lived and shared bathrooms with guys for a whole year TELL ME ABOUT IT, it's so nasty and gross I actually even wrote a note saying "remember you'll also use this toilet again" back then lol, didn't have much of an effect unfortunately.
Lmao you women are worse in the bathrooms tho😛
@akadatank44 depends on what you find more disgusting. Make up tins laying around or urine everywhere around the toilet seat.
Well I grew up with 2 sisters. Hair everywhere and the floor was flirty cuz of the hairspray lol. I don't really pee like that I'm pretty clean. 😛
@akadatank44 congratulations lol unfortunately not all guys seem to be so.. House-trained lmao
Lmao let me tell you women aren't either. My first job as a teen part of my duties was to clean the bathroom... I don't know why but women like to shit on the floor for some reason...
Females are worst , the one I lived in with was the worst room mate experience of my life. Hair clogging the sink, shampoo disappearing in 3 days, unavaibility of bathroom for long LONG periods of time , and the worst, leaving used maxipads on the floor. And those are just the bathroom related stuff.
@akadatank44 lmao that "woman" didn't by any chance happen to be a dog?
Lol no it was in the woman's restroom at the retail store I worked at. It was human shit. Lol
@akadatank44 ok wth, I've been to many rest rooms and fortunately never experienced shit like that!
Lol it was disgusting but there are disgusting people of both sexes lol
@akadatank44 never said there weren't
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Go into any bachelor apartment or house and look at the position of the toilet seat. If he is a slob, it will be up. If he is a gentleman the toilet seat and lid will be down.
Go into any bachelorette apartment or home and you will find the seat down, lid up. If she was raised in a home practicing proper edicate both the seat and lid will be down.
Guys that piss on toilet seats are slobs, probably articulate dinnerware like a prisoner, and are mouth breathers.
Lifting the toilet seat is courtesy, of course. In men, urine doesn't always come out in a straight stresm, and not always in the direction you expect it to. Sometimes you actually get a split stream in two different directions. There's no way to accurately predict, before you pee where it's going to go. therefore it's not as simple as you think.
because people are fucking nasty. i wouldn´t ever it down on a public toilet unless diarrhea strikes and i´m likely to not make it home safely...
everywhere i no people are clean i sit down so there´s that. i don´t pee besides the toilet while sitting down.
Cause y'all ladies dont lift the seat up!
That'll teach y'all to leave the seat down!
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Never!
HOW DARE YOU
damn right it is dangerous
I hardly piss on the seat anymore because I hardly miss. As a matter of fact, I'm so nice that I don't even need to lift the seat up because my aim is on point, yo!
#Skillz
That's one of the dirtiest ways of using a toilet. I would say it's poor bathroom hygiene.
What happens when you build a dam in front of a water fall? The water will splash here and there and no fall where it is supposed to :-D
So sometimes you have to remove that dam in order to aim better hahahaha :-P
This is the role of woman. To tame, shame and civilise us savages. Basically to turn us into eunuchs! Go about it!
Its like firing a gun. Some can shoot and some don't. But its more worse that they are too lazy to clean their shit.
the dude is too damn lazy too lift the seat. Further more, last dude to lower the seat couldn't be bothered to lift it back up.
Husband has the worst aim. He lifts the seat when will somehow managed to pee on the rim, back of the toilet and the floor.
They are either to lazy to lift the seat up or they don't care. It also could be they are Germ freaks and don't want there hands touching the seat
Who the fuck doesn't lift the seat and wipe up if anything happens to miss? and if you can't do that at least sit down to pee.. ffs people!
Had the same problem with my roomates. When they do it they have to clean it. That's the rule.
I'm a offensive and I find this guy, I don't piss on toilet seats.
JESUS CHRIST EWWWW
I put my toilet seat up and every time I use a restroom that's not mine, I wipe it down with toilet paper
Whenever I do it, I get some toilet paper and wipe it. That shit's disgusting
That is, unless the toilet is public and already filthy, then why should I give a damn?
I sometimes baby sit two young boys. I can't demonstrate aiming but at least I've got them to raise the seat! But I've met adult males who apparently haven't learned this simple lesson.
Why should they raise the seat?
@Gshshahaafa so they don't cover the toilet seat in urine?
Hey... Sometimes we miss. We ain't no Michael Jordan.
I've never pissed on the toilet seat, but I honestly don't even understand why that thing exist in the first place. I poop while siting, but I just sit on the toilet itself.
There's a little thing called putting the toilet seat up y'know :p
I voted first just cause of the way you wrote it.
Also... HOLY CRAP THAT IS DIRTY! I'd Wrap the whole toilet in toilet paper!!!
Maybe put the seat up and then down when you are not using it and if you make a mess clean it up
My pee has its own mind and changes color 😧😜
Dont leave the seat down ladies simple as that 😏
Lmao I feel you. My bro comes into my bathroom sometimes and does that shit. I swear...😡😡
It can be really hard to get it where you want, sometimes it goes in random directions but most often it sprays like a shower. But I always lift the toilet seat first
My sister taught me from little to not do it so it morehas to do with the guy's manners
Ewwww that's nasty 😷
I always lift the seat up and piss as accurately as I can
some women sit with their shoes on top of the toilet seat because they dont want to touch the toilet seat with their butt and they piss all over the place too.
What the feck
I don't recall ever doing that... or even hearing about that.
There is such thing as squatting though.
Ehy, with practice at public restrooms, it ain't that hard.
*sees picture*
*nearly throws up*
Never. Nevernevernever. Your question is inaccurate; guys to not "always" have to piss on the damn toilet seat, as you say.
I, for instance, have always used it like a toilet SEAT, as implied by the name.
Now may I please see the results? :(
I lift the seat to pee. Totally lazy to not lift the seat. Never understood such stupid people.
I was fucking eating...
R. I. P food...
@singlebee I just logged in after 3 weeks... i feel like barfing. Ugh. so don't need this. What was with image OP.
how do u know that a guy did this? it could also be a girl.
a lot of girls I've heard also pee on the seat when squatting
Because you ladies never raise up the toilet seat after you're done 😡😡
omg, Ikr?
I get annoyed too sometimes.
If your a good woman you'd get on your knees and clean that shit so I don't have to see it
Excuse you.. I have impeccable aim.
Too lazy to lift the seat up
It's my dick not a sniper
Jesus... at least lift the damn seat up D:
bad aim and accuracy, also laziness.
I don't. I left the lid.
I always lift the seat up when I pee.
some guys can't shoot straight.
i haven't had this happen
Its his bussines, not mine ;D
Why do girls always poop on the toilet seat?
Why are girls such misandrists.
Ever squirted cum in a straight jet?
I dont do it
Poor aim
I don't do that
must have been drunk
ts alpha
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