Guys, why do you pee all over the toilet seat? Girls, am I the only one that is grossed out by this?

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So like, this is not the first time I have seen this but I need to go bad and there are 2 bathrooms, a men and a women's. The women's has someone inside with 2 girls waiting outside to get in.

So I say "Forget it", I'm going into the men's. I mean it is a single use with a door lock. Let the guys stand in line for a change, right! ... I'm telling myself.

I lock the door and approach the toilet and there is urine all over it! OMG! I am not kidding!!

Did your mother never teach you to lift up the toilet seat before you go, or to just sit down instead of standing?

How does a guy have that bad of an aim. It's like he was trying to miss the water and hit the seat!

Are there guys that do this on purpose?

This is so upsetting! I am very serious!!

Am I all the only one on the planet that gets grossed out by this?

Bananaman177 · Accepted Answer

And yet look how often women say of a man they are trying to insult or demean, "you probably pee sitting down."

Like, a guy will say something political and a woman will go, "well you look like you probably sit down to pee," in order to shame him into silence. (since women don't engage in political arguments, just politically-motivated schoolyard insults.)

So once again women are the cause of their own misfortune and once again they get cause and effect all mixed up in their heads and somehow forget that this was all their idea and they fought for it tooth and nail every single step of the way and made every attempt at change impossible and now they have exactly what they always wanted, and it's the literal worst of all possible worlds, for them as well as everyone else.

This is what always happens when women get what they say they want instead of what they REALLY want which is usually the exact opposite of what they say for some reason. And it's not even that they're lying, they're just literally fucking WRONG. When they say what they want, they don't know what the fuck they're talking about. And if you don't believe me, just ask them WHY they want something and watch them regress back into the mentality of a toddler right before your eyes.

That's the truth about women: They still believe in fairytales!

Fucking dopes.

vald9inches · Accepted Answer

I am absolutely disgusted with guys in America because they do this a lot and don’t ever clean up after themselves. I fucking hate living with other guys absolutely zero respect for other people and just pee and shit and spit everywhere and never wash their hands and freeload and use other people’s toilet paper and other stuff and never buy their own

TarrAva · Accepted Answer

Ahh, no. That is a red flag for me to see those unappetizing sights of yellow stains (at best) and brownish leftovers (worst case scenario).

I always have my emergency supply of Purell sanitizer and wipes, just for cases like that. However, I must admit that I have seen some ladies' washrooms that were not yet in a state as those on your top picture but honestly, I would not do a picnic on the lid either.

Don't do elsewhere what you don't do at home seems a good precept and that should apply to the washroom just as much as to anything else.

Claireluvskaren · Accepted Answer

I have been in a few men's rooms over the years when the ladies room was closed, or occupied and I couldn't wait. And at times I did see pee all over the seat or floor, if only I had a STP devise I would have used the urinal. Now with that said, women's toilets are disgusting too, I always find pee on the seats, drops of blood, tampon wrappers, or used tampons or pads , who forgets to flush after going poop, use your foot to flush if you don't want to touch the handle, but please flush, and throw away your bloody tampons.

syxibxni · Accepted Answer

It's disgusting. But I can't say much cause whenever I go to a women's cubicle which isn't in a mall, it's as disgusting as the photos above anyway, if not more. There was a couple times I almost touched the head of a water hose that has freaking shit on it. And don't get me started on the pee and period bloods/pads 🤦🏻‍♀ I do have two males in the house, however they are not messy people so I've never had this problem from a male.

DeeDeeDeVour · Accepted Answer

He always puts up the seat when it's his turn to use the toilet. While sharing the bathroom, I've seen him mess up the rim of the bowl a little. He says it's accidental especially when his piss comes out strong. Good thing he thoroughly cleans up his own mess. And, he's considerate enough to put the seat & cover back down.

elizamichale1 · Accepted Answer

Oh its always so disgusting and not just that its all over the seat but its always on the floor too
I've also been in the situation like you few times but everytime i went in the guys loo i was disgusted seeing it plus it smelled really really bad

Stewwwy · Answer

As a Guy, I am completely grossed out by this. This is a two fold answer though as it merits it.

#1 - flip the seat up if it’s down before you go. I can totally understand not wanting to touch the seat in a public restroom, so either use your foot or grab a piece of toilet paper or paper towel to lift it up. I’m a use your foot guy. It’s good exercise, Lol. Pissing on the seat is not only gross, it’s dirty / unsanitary and it’s one of the most disgusting and vile things a person can do. This goes for both sexes by the way and yes, these days, when you get right down to it and get passed all the stupid BS that extremist groups are trying to foist on society, there’s still only two sexes.🙄 Nothing anyone can do or say can change this. Period.

#2 - If you’re a guy or a woman for that matter (cause I’ve seen plenty of women do it also) and you miss a little, take some toilet paper and wipe off the rim or the seat. It happens that a little spray goes awry sometimes or when a woman gets up, a little drip or two ends up on the seat. Let’s face it, it just happens. Just have a little self respect and courtesy for the rest of humanity and clean up after yourself. Please! It’s not much to ask and it really does make a difference. Don’t be a freaking pig!

OldRedbeard · Answer

Soooo I have some insight on a few things... I have dated a couple nurses and this is a conversation we had had before... I think the real issue lies with uncircumcised men not knowing how to use their equipment... Haha they dont know to pull back the foreskin... therefore they are try to aim out of that loose skin at the end it's like a runaway firehose... (they also dont know proper cleaning techniques for those things but that's a whole damn different subject!) ... but you definitely need to also be an inconsiderate prick to leave a toilet looking like that... or even with a drop of piss on it...

Lliam · Answer

First, there's no excuse for not lifting the seat! Period.

I always lift the seat. In a public restroom, I use a bit of toilet paper when I do so that my fingers don't touch the seat. And if I happen to get any on the rim of the bowl, I use toilet paper to wipe it off.

Second, here are some fun facts:
Pee looks like it is coming out in a stream, but in the right light, one can see that there is a certain amount of spray.

Also, in front of urinals in men's restrooms, one will always see puddles of pee. That's because when the pee tapers off from a stream to a trickle, the trickle runs off of the tip of the penis in a backwards arc that winds up landing between his feet.

demonics · Answer

Wheres Steven Crowder with a "Whats it like to pee as a man" video when you need him?

1. Urine doesn't always come out in a straight line.
2. Dried semen at the tip can cause it to 'explode' out.
3. A strong erection makes it impossible to point the tip downward.

If your family member has peed on the seat and not cleaned it up, make them clean it up.
If you're dating someone who pees on the seat, see above... why are you dating them?
If its a public toilet, alert management, and threaten to never shop there again.

Simple.

ritxi · Answer

I'm a guy and I'm also grossed out by guys who pee on the toilet seat. I think that guys who do that are so selfish that they prefer to avoid taking care of what are they doing than thinking if they are disturbing the rest of the people who use that toilet. I always lift up the toilet seat unless it's made of plastic or there isn't toilet paper in the bathroom and the toilet seat has some urine.

And in cases where the toilet seat is clean and it isn't made of plastic I always lift it up and I try not to throw urine to the toilet borders nor to the floor and if there is some toilet paper there I clean that after urinating.

Joker_ · Answer

A. YES! ... I have seen that also many times and am equally grossed out by it! It's disgusting!

dannyboy1999 · Answer

For some guys, they might have a *split stream*, putting it bluntly, so they can't aim. But even still, putting up the toilet seat is just general practice if you're going to pee standing up. And the least you can do is clean the seat with a paper towel, even if it does happen. It's still gross and it needs cleaning properly but if it's left on the seat then they are just genuinely disgusting.

SuperManiac · Answer

My aim is very accurate, even when I'm reaching the end (I lean over sometimes to make sure I drip into the center). I never do that, not even when I'm drunk. I developed very good hand-eye coordination skills from playing Famicom as a boy. I never even a drop on the toilet seat. I think guys who get on toilet seat either lack this hand-eye coordination and need to work on their skills or don't care.

lightbulb27 · Answer

the problem being one solvable by technology, and you can be the inventor. Who wants to put their hand on the dirty toilet seat? So they leave it as is, esp in public place.

Issue two... our single shooters have bad aim, either pressure is not enough or goes diff directions. yep, and the floors a mess too.

p. s. womens restroom can be worse, I've heard that from people who clean them. that's due to mental/emtotional issues.

GuidoThePizzaMaker · Answer

You are supposed to lift the seat before you take a leak. A lot of degenerate guys will just leave the seat down, and piss like a maniac.
It bothers me so much. People shit and piss like animals in public toilets, instead of treating it like their home toilet.

SueShe · Answer

It is not very appetizing to see those toilets and I refrain, whenever possible to visit public toilets.

Not only because of the general lack of hygiene but mainly because of my safety. I have witnessed guys lurking near girls' washrooms and that freaked me out.

JackSmy · Answer

I think it is Bullshit, and just some stupid thing that women judge men on, and it isn't really true!!
I always put the seat up, but then I get SHIT for not putting it down!! Two of us, living together, so why does the 'DEFAULT' position of the fcking seat need to be DOWN?
HOW HARD IS IT TO CHECK, seat position, if you need to sit, and pee? Just put it down, if it is up!!! I put it up, when she leaves it down, and it doesn't even cross my mind, to do it!!
Why is it such A HUGE FUCKING DEAL for women?
Maybe I should just piss in the sink, and avoid the issue!!

aWes0MeNeSs · Answer

As a former janitor, I have seen this many times and yes, it is incredibly annoying and gross. I don't see how they don't realize they've peed all over the toilet seat. I don't even realize how girls don't realize they have either or that they've left blood on it.

Jjpayne · Answer

I don't... I lift it up but sometimes I will say this our little guys don't always aim true sometimes they get stuck and when they unfold a bit... miss the target, you girls are so lucky, you can't miss, it stinks to be a guy with indoor bathrooms without urinals :(

FirmlyAboveAverage · Answer

Don't get me wrong, the penis is a wonderful thing. However, the urethra plays a lot of games when it comes to peeing. The reason that guys sometimes pee onto things other than the toilet is that often there are two streams of urine coming out of the same hole.
Trust me, It's not done on purpose

eshedd · Answer

No we don’t do it on purpose, sometimes it doesn’t come out in a perfect stream and it kinda, “sprays” Ig is the word I’m looking for. Also we sometimes miss judge where our dick is directed so, it’s not on purpose and yeah we agree, it’s gross and most of us try to clean it up if we do

CassaBlanca · Answer

Definite ew.  But I've seen this in a few womens toilets as well. I think women who 'hover' instead of sitting thier butt down create a mess.

ImJustCurious13 · Answer

I'm going to assume this was a public bathroom, and if it was WTF did you expect? Plus this is small compared to the shit I've seen (no pun intended). I've been to public men's bathrooms and seem piss, shit and cum on the floor, piss, shit and cum smeared on the wall, piss, shit and cum all over the toilet, sometime these guys would do an "upper decker" when they take a dump in the toilets tank. 99.9% of men don't do any of this, but it only take one guy from the 0.01% to fuck up an entire bathroom for the rest of us.

Robertcw · Answer

That’s from splashing out of the water. Nobody owes directly onto the seat. My god, how dumb do you think these men are?

Male penises send urine out like a water fountain stream, not like a spray the way women pee. The muscles are different. So, like pouring water from a cup gravity does most the work. The prostate simply opens the pathway for the fluid to flow. Male pelvic muscles engage to halt flow, not push it out the way female pelvic muscles work.

Sometimes it splashes as the fluid flows out of the penis into the water bowl. If you put the seat up no splashing hits the seat. If you leave the seat down, well it might splash. You have to wipe it afterwards.

Harmseygrace · Answer

I think I need to put the toothbrush one there for my brother. He pees all over over the seat, sometimes on the floor. I doubt he gets any in. He doesn’t even clean it up or flush it, he never flushes, doesn’t matter what it is. It’s so fucking annoying and gross.

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