Guys, why do you pee all over the toilet seat? Girls, am I the only one that is grossed out by this?

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So like, this is not the first time I have seen this but I need to go bad and there are 2 bathrooms, a men and a women's. The women's has someone inside with 2 girls waiting outside to get in.

So I say "Forget it", I'm going into the men's. I mean it is a single use with a door lock. Let the guys stand in line for a change, right! ... I'm telling myself.

I lock the door and approach the toilet and there is urine all over it! OMG! I am not kidding!!

Did your mother never teach you to lift up the toilet seat before you go, or to just sit down instead of standing?

How does a guy have that bad of an aim. It's like he was trying to miss the water and hit the seat!

Are there guys that do this on purpose?

This is so upsetting! I am very serious!!

Am I all the only one on the planet that gets grossed out by this?

Bananaman177 · Accepted Answer

And yet look how often women say of a man they are trying to insult or demean, "you probably pee sitting down."

Like, a guy will say something political and a woman will go, "well you look like you probably sit down to pee," in order to shame him into silence. (since women don't engage in political arguments, just politically-motivated schoolyard insults.)

So once again women are the cause of their own misfortune and once again they get cause and effect all mixed up in their heads and somehow forget that this was all their idea and they fought for it tooth and nail every single step of the way and made every attempt at change impossible and now they have exactly what they always wanted, and it's the literal worst of all possible worlds, for them as well as everyone else.

This is what always happens when women get what they say they want instead of what they REALLY want which is usually the exact opposite of what they say for some reason. And it's not even that they're lying, they're just literally fucking WRONG. When they say what they want, they don't know what the fuck they're talking about. And if you don't believe me, just ask them WHY they want something and watch them regress back into the mentality of a toddler right before your eyes.

That's the truth about women: They still believe in fairytales!

Fucking dopes.

vald9inches · Accepted Answer

I am absolutely disgusted with guys in America because they do this a lot and don’t ever clean up after themselves. I fucking hate living with other guys absolutely zero respect for other people and just pee and shit and spit everywhere and never wash their hands and freeload and use other people’s toilet paper and other stuff and never buy their own

TarrAva · Accepted Answer

Ahh, no. That is a red flag for me to see those unappetizing sights of yellow stains (at best) and brownish leftovers (worst case scenario).

I always have my emergency supply of Purell sanitizer and wipes, just for cases like that. However, I must admit that I have seen some ladies' washrooms that were not yet in a state as those on your top picture but honestly, I would not do a picnic on the lid either.

Don't do elsewhere what you don't do at home seems a good precept and that should apply to the washroom just as much as to anything else.

Claireluvskaren · Accepted Answer

I have been in a few men's rooms over the years when the ladies room was closed, or occupied and I couldn't wait. And at times I did see pee all over the seat or floor, if only I had a STP devise I would have used the urinal. Now with that said, women's toilets are disgusting too, I always find pee on the seats, drops of blood, tampon wrappers, or used tampons or pads , who forgets to flush after going poop, use your foot to flush if you don't want to touch the handle, but please flush, and throw away your bloody tampons.

syxibxni · Accepted Answer

It's disgusting. But I can't say much cause whenever I go to a women's cubicle which isn't in a mall, it's as disgusting as the photos above anyway, if not more. There was a couple times I almost touched the head of a water hose that has freaking shit on it. And don't get me started on the pee and period bloods/pads 🤦🏻‍♀ I do have two males in the house, however they are not messy people so I've never had this problem from a male.

DeeDeeDeVour · Accepted Answer

He always puts up the seat when it's his turn to use the toilet. While sharing the bathroom, I've seen him mess up the rim of the bowl a little. He says it's accidental especially when his piss comes out strong. Good thing he thoroughly cleans up his own mess. And, he's considerate enough to put the seat & cover back down.

elizamichale1 · Accepted Answer

Oh its always so disgusting and not just that its all over the seat but its always on the floor too
I've also been in the situation like you few times but everytime i went in the guys loo i was disgusted seeing it plus it smelled really really bad

Stewwwy · Answer

As a Guy, I am completely grossed out by this. This is a two fold answer though as it merits it.

#1 - flip the seat up if it’s down before you go. I can totally understand not wanting to touch the seat in a public restroom, so either use your foot or grab a piece of toilet paper or paper towel to lift it up. I’m a use your foot guy. It’s good exercise, Lol. Pissing on the seat is not only gross, it’s dirty / unsanitary and it’s one of the most disgusting and vile things a person can do. This goes for both sexes by the way and yes, these days, when you get right down to it and get passed all the stupid BS that extremist groups are trying to foist on society, there’s still only two sexes.🙄 Nothing anyone can do or say can change this. Period.

#2 - If you’re a guy or a woman for that matter (cause I’ve seen plenty of women do it also) and you miss a little, take some toilet paper and wipe off the rim or the seat. It happens that a little spray goes awry sometimes or when a woman gets up, a little drip or two ends up on the seat. Let’s face it, it just happens. Just have a little self respect and courtesy for the rest of humanity and clean up after yourself. Please! It’s not much to ask and it really does make a difference. Don’t be a freaking pig!

OldRedbeard · Answer

Soooo I have some insight on a few things... I have dated a couple nurses and this is a conversation we had had before... I think the real issue lies with uncircumcised men not knowing how to use their equipment... Haha they dont know to pull back the foreskin... therefore they are try to aim out of that loose skin at the end it's like a runaway firehose... (they also dont know proper cleaning techniques for those things but that's a whole damn different subject!) ... but you definitely need to also be an inconsiderate prick to leave a toilet looking like that... or even with a drop of piss on it...

Lliam · Answer

First, there's no excuse for not lifting the seat! Period.

I always lift the seat. In a public restroom, I use a bit of toilet paper when I do so that my fingers don't touch the seat. And if I happen to get any on the rim of the bowl, I use toilet paper to wipe it off.

Second, here are some fun facts:
Pee looks like it is coming out in a stream, but in the right light, one can see that there is a certain amount of spray.

Also, in front of urinals in men's restrooms, one will always see puddles of pee. That's because when the pee tapers off from a stream to a trickle, the trickle runs off of the tip of the penis in a backwards arc that winds up landing between his feet.

demonics · Answer

Wheres Steven Crowder with a "Whats it like to pee as a man" video when you need him?

1. Urine doesn't always come out in a straight line.
2. Dried semen at the tip can cause it to 'explode' out.
3. A strong erection makes it impossible to point the tip downward.

If your family member has peed on the seat and not cleaned it up, make them clean it up.
If you're dating someone who pees on the seat, see above... why are you dating them?
If its a public toilet, alert management, and threaten to never shop there again.

Simple.

ritxi · Answer

I'm a guy and I'm also grossed out by guys who pee on the toilet seat. I think that guys who do that are so selfish that they prefer to avoid taking care of what are they doing than thinking if they are disturbing the rest of the people who use that toilet. I always lift up the toilet seat unless it's made of plastic or there isn't toilet paper in the bathroom and the toilet seat has some urine.

And in cases where the toilet seat is clean and it isn't made of plastic I always lift it up and I try not to throw urine to the toilet borders nor to the floor and if there is some toilet paper there I clean that after urinating.

Joker_ · Answer

A. YES! ... I have seen that also many times and am equally grossed out by it! It's disgusting!

dannyboy1999 · Answer

For some guys, they might have a *split stream*, putting it bluntly, so they can't aim. But even still, putting up the toilet seat is just general practice if you're going to pee standing up. And the least you can do is clean the seat with a paper towel, even if it does happen. It's still gross and it needs cleaning properly but if it's left on the seat then they are just genuinely disgusting.

SuperManiac · Answer

My aim is very accurate, even when I'm reaching the end (I lean over sometimes to make sure I drip into the center). I never do that, not even when I'm drunk. I developed very good hand-eye coordination skills from playing Famicom as a boy. I never even a drop on the toilet seat. I think guys who get on toilet seat either lack this hand-eye coordination and need to work on their skills or don't care.

lightbulb27 · Answer

the problem being one solvable by technology, and you can be the inventor. Who wants to put their hand on the dirty toilet seat? So they leave it as is, esp in public place.

Issue two... our single shooters have bad aim, either pressure is not enough or goes diff directions. yep, and the floors a mess too.

p. s. womens restroom can be worse, I've heard that from people who clean them. that's due to mental/emtotional issues.

GuidoThePizzaMaker · Answer

You are supposed to lift the seat before you take a leak. A lot of degenerate guys will just leave the seat down, and piss like a maniac.
It bothers me so much. People shit and piss like animals in public toilets, instead of treating it like their home toilet.

SueShe · Answer

It is not very appetizing to see those toilets and I refrain, whenever possible to visit public toilets.

Not only because of the general lack of hygiene but mainly because of my safety. I have witnessed guys lurking near girls' washrooms and that freaked me out.

JackSmy · Answer

I think it is Bullshit, and just some stupid thing that women judge men on, and it isn't really true!!
I always put the seat up, but then I get SHIT for not putting it down!! Two of us, living together, so why does the 'DEFAULT' position of the fcking seat need to be DOWN?
HOW HARD IS IT TO CHECK, seat position, if you need to sit, and pee? Just put it down, if it is up!!! I put it up, when she leaves it down, and it doesn't even cross my mind, to do it!!
Why is it such A HUGE FUCKING DEAL for women?
Maybe I should just piss in the sink, and avoid the issue!!

aWes0MeNeSs · Answer

As a former janitor, I have seen this many times and yes, it is incredibly annoying and gross. I don't see how they don't realize they've peed all over the toilet seat. I don't even realize how girls don't realize they have either or that they've left blood on it.

Jjpayne · Answer

I don't... I lift it up but sometimes I will say this our little guys don't always aim true sometimes they get stuck and when they unfold a bit... miss the target, you girls are so lucky, you can't miss, it stinks to be a guy with indoor bathrooms without urinals :(

FirmlyAboveAverage · Answer

Don't get me wrong, the penis is a wonderful thing. However, the urethra plays a lot of games when it comes to peeing. The reason that guys sometimes pee onto things other than the toilet is that often there are two streams of urine coming out of the same hole.
Trust me, It's not done on purpose

eshedd · Answer

No we don’t do it on purpose, sometimes it doesn’t come out in a perfect stream and it kinda, “sprays” Ig is the word I’m looking for. Also we sometimes miss judge where our dick is directed so, it’s not on purpose and yeah we agree, it’s gross and most of us try to clean it up if we do

CassaBlanca · Answer

Definite ew.  But I've seen this in a few womens toilets as well. I think women who 'hover' instead of sitting thier butt down create a mess.

ImJustCurious13 · Answer

I'm going to assume this was a public bathroom, and if it was WTF did you expect? Plus this is small compared to the shit I've seen (no pun intended). I've been to public men's bathrooms and seem piss, shit and cum on the floor, piss, shit and cum smeared on the wall, piss, shit and cum all over the toilet, sometime these guys would do an "upper decker" when they take a dump in the toilets tank. 99.9% of men don't do any of this, but it only take one guy from the 0.01% to fuck up an entire bathroom for the rest of us.

Robertcw · Answer

That’s from splashing out of the water. Nobody owes directly onto the seat. My god, how dumb do you think these men are?

Male penises send urine out like a water fountain stream, not like a spray the way women pee. The muscles are different. So, like pouring water from a cup gravity does most the work. The prostate simply opens the pathway for the fluid to flow. Male pelvic muscles engage to halt flow, not push it out the way female pelvic muscles work.

Sometimes it splashes as the fluid flows out of the penis into the water bowl. If you put the seat up no splashing hits the seat. If you leave the seat down, well it might splash. You have to wipe it afterwards.

Harmseygrace · Answer

I think I need to put the toothbrush one there for my brother. He pees all over over the seat, sometimes on the floor. I doubt he gets any in. He doesn’t even clean it up or flush it, he never flushes, doesn’t matter what it is. It’s so fucking annoying and gross.

Girther10 · Answer

I think we’ve had it wrong all along. The ladies should leave the seat UP , instead of us guys remembering to put the seat down when we leave. Leaving it down, like you ladies always bitch about, only makes it possible for the next guy to come in and pee on it.

Dongtai · Answer

Sometimes the pee doesn’t come out straight even if we aim it straight. Like after sex my pee will go either left or right depending on how long I went without peeing after I came. BUT I always wipe the seat down. It’s probably laziness. But to answer why the pee hits the seat, welp, the pee doesn’t always come out straight and it definitely doesn’t come out slow

Bigfappa · Answer

no, we dont dont it for some pervy reason... typical female... jumping to the conclussion that all guys are pervs,
the real reason we do it is because its a public bathroom and we dont have to worry about cleaning or hygience because a cleaner will do it, we do it jus to piss off the next person who has to use it cos we figure, why not? lets jus piss all over the place to get back at society, its a sign of rebellion or to show dominence to the next person who has to use it, or its to mark our territory, i dont know,

i never do this anyway cos i never use public toilets, im jus guessing thats the reason most guys do it... mainly its jus to annoy the cleaner i think

NineBreaker · Answer

Here is a simple rule to go by:
- Try not to miss.
- If you do, clean it up.

Even the best marksman can miss sometimes, especially if he's trying to aim while he's sleepy, sick, or drunk.

Really, it's not that hard. It's a general rule to live by: If you make a mess, clean it up.

alice55 · Answer

A. YES! ... I have seen that also many times and am equally grossed out by it! It's disgusting!
If it happen they just clean the seat, it isn't hard to do. I can understand if they pee on the seat but I don't understand why they don't clean it.

AynonOMouse · Answer

Well obviously moving the seat is WAY too much work. Isn't that why women complain when it isn't already down for them? So if it isn't already up for the guy he has no choice but to piss all over it. He wouldn't want to leave it up and anger the women. lol

Seriously though, my grandfather was a custodian and women would crap on the floor beside the toilet. lol People are just terrible and have no decency.

Gavyn · Answer

Try aiming a dick. I swear it's harder and far less consistent than aiming a gun. You have the dreaded double-stream, the feared triple stream, and the forbidden multi-stream. Trust me, we make it look easy.

No_Archons · Answer

I haven't seen a seat that pissed on since highschool XD it definitely depends on what kind of crowd you draw. Never seen a seat that pissy at most of the public places I frequent. I hate to be that guy, but at the last place I went to, the seat actually wouldn't stay up, and this is a problem in a lot of places. I aimed as best I could, but that seat being down is really the decider.

stevejobless · Answer

This is why I sit down to pee.
It's not really an issue of aim. Piss just doesn't always come out as a solid stream. It often splits into two streams and it's impossible to get both of them in the toilet. And if the stream is weak enough it can come out as a spray, so piss is getting everywhere.
Also when it hits water it splashes up and out of the bowl. Toilets are a pretty poor design for standing pissers.

Poppykate · Answer

Well you know that old saying... if a gentleman can’t get it in a hole that big, he isn’t mature enough to be going near smaller holes... 🤔

AnimeMan205 · Answer

I voted A obviously! It's very disturbing! How hard is it for us men to LIFT up the toilet seat, do our business, then put it back DOWN? All the difference will go a long way! I'm good as gold in this way, but I'm very sorry for the Girls that have to suffer for this!

naijagurl · Answer

I’m super grossed out by it as well. Sometimes it’s so messy I swear it has to be done on purpose.

21browngirl · Answer

Please.. lift up the seat before you pee guys. I never sit on pot to pee in public toilets, mostly squatting..

YHL6965 · Answer

You have to understand one thing : a penis is not a barrel, it does not have a fixed aiming point and the muzzle is often bent from staying in pants. Therefore, the first shot is almost always unpredictable and it's very probable that it will be a miss. However, what disgusts me is people who don't have the decency to clean up their mess or just pee while sitting to just avoid any mess altogether.

hellionthesagereborn · Answer

Yes all guys do that. Also it turns out women smear shit on the walls, we know because I've got friends who had to clean bathrooms in stores and routinely state how much worse the women's bathroom is. Or you know, its one asshole who does it and since we don't sit down to pee we don't want to be the one to clean up another man's piss so we ignore it because it doesn't affect us. Which one is the more logical choice do you think?

Vesta · Answer

Yo, i get it, some of us just have bad aim

don't get mad at us because we can stand and pee, we don't have to pee

however, guys, the problem is, YOU NEED TO CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF. DO NOT LEAVE IT FOR HER

Finchie40 · Answer

It was probably a little boy that didn't know any better , i aim as best as i can , the thing with piss is of it comes out to fast it Will hit the base of the toilet and splash up , it happens why it's best to piss in a urinal over a toilet

rath3rB3h3r3 · Answer

I’m really disappointed to see guys arguing that sometimes you can’t control it, when that happens to me i wipe the seat rather than leave it covered in pee, leave the bathroom the way you want to find it

Liam_Hayden · Answer

My OCD kicked in when I saw "A" so I had to clean my bathrooms before posting.

DDpsy · Answer

Yes, there are indreed douchebags that do it on purpose. There are also inbreed douchebags that put toilet paper in the urinals for some as of yet undetermined fucking reason clogging them. I hate the second kind a lot more.

JosyJosy · Answer

I literally yelled 'Oh MY GOD!' when i saw the first picture

AlexBlack007 · Answer

I do not. I'm good at aiming my thingy. If by mistake I do end up spilling a few drops on the seat, I wash it off. And when I see urine on toilet seats, I find it disgusting too. 😑

worldscolide · Answer

I'm a guy and it bothers me... how hard is it to lift the seat...

MackToday · Answer

Because low IQ people reproduce more than high IQ people. Until we institute some kind of eugenics program and raise the IQ of our population, we'll keep suffering from this kind of shit.

BillieJean1070 · Answer

It's gross when they pee on the floor in front of the toilet too.

Grond21 · Answer

If the stream is strong it's easy to aim, but at the beginning and the end it's much harder. Compound that with guys who just don't care and you get dirty seats. It's very annoying

TripleAce · Answer

You just wipe it clean if so Which loser bum pees all over the seat and just leaves it there 😂

Samantha_17 · Answer

Lifting the toilet seat must be an easy thing for a "human being" !

Dlg1979 · Answer

The only guy that ever does that around here is my dumbass brother

Kiran_Yagami · Answer

The stream isn't always straight and condensed. Sometimes it's more like a shower head than a garden hose. It's not intentional and I make sure to wipe it off thoroughly if I do. Biological systems are imperfect.

Sensmind · Answer

I need 2 options - (A) I am as grossed out as you by this and (D) I believe there are some hopefully just a few who do this obliviously - Keep talking about it and maybe awareness will be raised

FranLimonade · Answer

I've seen my sweetheart do this a few times, and honestly one of the grossest things a guy can do. A complete lack of hygiene 🤢 At least clean up after you're done with your sprinklers!

AircraftCarrier · Answer

Definitely not done on purpose. You have to realise that our dicks come in variety of shapes, sizes skins and orientations which make it easy to misjudge how the initial urine burst comes out.

Alice2398 · Answer

I feel so lucky that i have my own bathroom sometimes. I always refuse to go into unisex bathrooms for this reason it's disgusting

Apple1996 · Answer

Yess I grew up in a house with 4 bros. I hated sharing a bathroom with them

Paige90 · Answer

I don't pee on the seat. I think a lot of girls squat over the seat as they don't want to sit on it. Then they spray their pee all over it. They could at least clean the seat off!

Steffy33 · Answer

Lol some guys do this because they are stupid. My man (high IQ) can pee on a pinhead. He always hits the water in the... toilet thing bowl whatever the thing is called

Mickey9999 · Answer

Haven’t seen it and use the men’s room a few times at work. The women’s room on the other hand yes! If you don’t sit on the seat then lift it up or at least wipe it off after ladies!!!

Quidthonian · Answer

Its a problem with aim. It needs to be constantly adjusted. I find it unpredictable when the stream starts to where it'll go.
Personally, to avoid the hassle of wiping the seat, I sit for a pee as a male.

hana12 · Answer

they have bad aim i think. but yea its so annoying on the toilet even floor like cmom dude you have one job do it right damnit !

imagine living with 3 brothers at home and DOING THIS EVERY FUCKING TIME and no they aren't kids THEY ARE YOUNG Adults

Guys, why do you pee all over the toilet seat? Girls, am I the only one that is grossed out by this?

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