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Guys, why do you pee all over the toilet seat? Girls, am I the only one that is grossed out by this? (Page 2)
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I think we’ve had it wrong all along. The ladies should leave the seat UP , instead of us guys remembering to put the seat down when we leave. Leaving it down, like you ladies always bitch about, only makes it possible for the next guy to come in and pee on it.
So insted of teaching men to properly use the potty we should just accomodate their stupidity and ignorance?
@morimeme1 Why can't you just put the seat down instead?
@morimeme1- no, we can peon the seat all we want, we won't be sitting on it. You, however, have everything to gain by leaving the seat up when you’re finished, it’s a matter of trying to teach you to remember, and to lower the seat before you sit on it. IAs I said, it should have been that way all along, but us men, wanting to please, just allowed you to rule. stupidity and ignorance has nothing to do with it. So there’s nothing for you to “accommodate” Properly use the potty”? Who decided what is “proper”?
How about I leave it down and you leave it up and nobody complains and accomodates the other and just is a decent human being and cleans up after themselves. If you are sayin peeing on the seat is in any way proper then thank you, I have understood your level of intelligence and am leaving this conversation.
If you can’t understand what I’ve said, I don’t know how else to say it. It is NOT that peeing on the seat is in any way proper, I didn’t say that. If women really cared about the seat, they would just leave it up. No way it can be accidentally or purposely peed on. So how about you leave it UP, as I said? No one complains and accommodates the other and it’s just the decent human being that won’t need to clean up after?
How about everyone just leaves the seat up?
That means accomodating men, why would we do that? Because otherwise they will piss on the seat? Really? It's like teaching girls how not to get raped instead of teaching guys not to rape.
Your analogy with rape is absurd, talk about determining level of intelligence...
Maybe if you tried to do the right thing, since you seem to have claimed moral superiority
It is telling that you imply men are simply ignorant and not decent human beings bc they for whatever reason missed hitting the hole says more , about you than anything, and I, as the more ethical one here bc I said so, have just determined your inferior level of intelligence hereby claim victory. There. Now I’m done.😎
See how stupid that sounds?🙋🏼♂️
@morimeme- you need to pull that rape analogy out, bc you have just made rape less serious with that ridiculous comparison
Awww a snowflake detected, the analogy was perfect even if the level of importance is different. And again I see men twisting my words because I never said you are an asshole for missing, you are an asshole for not cleaning up after yourself and leaving the mess for the next person.
You are barely half my age, you really think I pay any attention to you when you recite nursery rhymes? Your analogy was ill conceived, and not even in the same universe in terms of rationality. For now, you’ll get the benefit of the doubt and assume you use the word “you”- in the collective sense, not me the individual. Even at your infantile state you realize you don’t know jack about me, and would never try to attack me , bc you understand doing so, is to concede.
Otherwise, I’ll have to address your insults, and I’m sure you know not of what you speak.
Yes you guessed it right, that was not meant as a personalized attack but rather as a reference to those who actually do that. Just how sad it is that once someone has no logical arguments to put forward they start blabbering about age. Sadly, age does not make you smarter by default, if that were true, the average populace would be much smarter than it is now.
I put my logical response on here.
Sometimes the pee doesn’t come out straight even if we aim it straight. Like after sex my pee will go either left or right depending on how long I went without peeing after I came. BUT I always wipe the seat down. It’s probably laziness. But to answer why the pee hits the seat, welp, the pee doesn’t always come out straight and it definitely doesn’t come out slow
no, we dont dont it for some pervy reason... typical female... jumping to the conclussion that all guys are pervs,
the real reason we do it is because its a public bathroom and we dont have to worry about cleaning or hygience because a cleaner will do it, we do it jus to piss off the next person who has to use it cos we figure, why not? lets jus piss all over the place to get back at society, its a sign of rebellion or to show dominence to the next person who has to use it, or its to mark our territory, i dont know,
i never do this anyway cos i never use public toilets, im jus guessing thats the reason most guys do it... mainly its jus to annoy the cleaner i think
Here is a simple rule to go by:
- Try not to miss.
- If you do, clean it up.
Even the best marksman can miss sometimes, especially if he's trying to aim while he's sleepy, sick, or drunk.
Really, it's not that hard. It's a general rule to live by: If you make a mess, clean it up.
Well obviously moving the seat is WAY too much work. Isn't that why women complain when it isn't already down for them? So if it isn't already up for the guy he has no choice but to piss all over it. He wouldn't want to leave it up and anger the women. lol
Seriously though, my grandfather was a custodian and women would crap on the floor beside the toilet. lol People are just terrible and have no decency.
Try aiming a dick. I swear it's harder and far less consistent than aiming a gun. You have the dreaded double-stream, the feared triple stream, and the forbidden multi-stream. Trust me, we make it look easy.
😂 That triple stream is killer!
@Sonorous If you think that's bad, try the multi-stream. I've experienced it only once, but I wish to never experience something so hellish again.
I thought that was only a theory!
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I haven't seen a seat that pissed on since highschool XD it definitely depends on what kind of crowd you draw. Never seen a seat that pissy at most of the public places I frequent. I hate to be that guy, but at the last place I went to, the seat actually wouldn't stay up, and this is a problem in a lot of places. I aimed as best I could, but that seat being down is really the decider.
This is why I sit down to pee.
It's not really an issue of aim. Piss just doesn't always come out as a solid stream. It often splits into two streams and it's impossible to get both of them in the toilet. And if the stream is weak enough it can come out as a spray, so piss is getting everywhere.
Also when it hits water it splashes up and out of the bowl. Toilets are a pretty poor design for standing pissers.
A. YES! ... I have seen that also many times and am equally grossed out by it! It's disgusting!
If it happen they just clean the seat, it isn't hard to do. I can understand if they pee on the seat but I don't understand why they don't clean it.
Yes, Agree!
Well you know that old saying... if a gentleman can’t get it in a hole that big, he isn’t mature enough to be going near smaller holes... 🤔
Dang thats a good one. Im all for it
I voted A obviously! It's very disturbing! How hard is it for us men to LIFT up the toilet seat, do our business, then put it back DOWN? All the difference will go a long way! I'm good as gold in this way, but I'm very sorry for the Girls that have to suffer for this!
I’m super grossed out by it as well. Sometimes it’s so messy I swear it has to be done on purpose.
Please.. lift up the seat before you pee guys. I never sit on pot to pee in public toilets, mostly squatting..
You have to understand one thing : a penis is not a barrel, it does not have a fixed aiming point and the muzzle is often bent from staying in pants. Therefore, the first shot is almost always unpredictable and it's very probable that it will be a miss. However, what disgusts me is people who don't have the decency to clean up their mess or just pee while sitting to just avoid any mess altogether.
Yes all guys do that. Also it turns out women smear shit on the walls, we know because I've got friends who had to clean bathrooms in stores and routinely state how much worse the women's bathroom is. Or you know, its one asshole who does it and since we don't sit down to pee we don't want to be the one to clean up another man's piss so we ignore it because it doesn't affect us. Which one is the more logical choice do you think?
Yo, i get it, some of us just have bad aim
don't get mad at us because we can stand and pee, we don't have to pee
however, guys, the problem is, YOU NEED TO CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF. DO NOT LEAVE IT FOR HER
I’m really disappointed to see guys arguing that sometimes you can’t control it, when that happens to me i wipe the seat rather than leave it covered in pee, leave the bathroom the way you want to find it
It was probably a little boy that didn't know any better , i aim as best as i can , the thing with piss is of it comes out to fast it Will hit the base of the toilet and splash up , it happens why it's best to piss in a urinal over a toilet
My OCD kicked in when I saw "A" so I had to clean my bathrooms before posting.
... lol
Yes, there are indreed douchebags that do it on purpose. There are also inbreed douchebags that put toilet paper in the urinals for some as of yet undetermined fucking reason clogging them. I hate the second kind a lot more.