Guys, why do you pee all over the toilet seat? Girls, am I the only one that is grossed out by this? (Page 2)

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So like, this is not the first time I have seen this but I need to go bad and there are 2 bathrooms, a men and a women's. The women's has someone inside with 2 girls waiting outside to get in. So I say "Forget it", I'm going into the men's. I mean it is a single use with a door lock. Let the guys stand in line for a change, right! ... I'm telling myself. I lock the door and approach the toilet and there is urine all over it! OMG! I am not kidding!! Did your mother never teach you to lift up the toilet seat before you go, or to just sit down instead of standing? How does a guy have that bad of an aim. It's like he was trying to miss the water and hit the seat!  Are there guys that do this on purpose? This is so upsetting! I am very serious!! Am I all the only one on the planet that gets grossed out by this?

bangyourhead · Answer

Sometimes it's hard to control the firehose. And it's universal across species. my male cats pee on the side of the litter box and out the door as well.

LuluLouisa · Answer

It's not just guys that do this girls also do it they have also taken a dump and haven't used toilet paper to wipe and they haven't flushed the toilet

canadiancoloursky · Answer

I've only done this when extremely drunk, which is not often. TIPS FOR THE AVERAGE DUDE, LIFT THE SEAT WITH YOUR FOOT IN PUBLIC STALLS, JUST A LITTLE FLICK AND THE SEAT IS UP

El_Heffe · Answer

I am a guy who is disgustrd by guys peeing every where but the toilet. Especially as like you women I pee sitting. I berate and brow beat the jerks that do this. Sadly most guys are slobs. I ain't!!!

Dr_Latex_McPeggin · Answer

Lazy guys do this, its not that hard to aim and lift the seat...

TonyMetal_86 · Answer

They should lift the seat up and pee in the right direction and if there was sprinkles by fault, they should clean it before getting out...

A man should clean after himself... i have a phobia against dirty places.

ShadowofRegret · Answer

I am often complimented on how clean I leave the toilet after using it. But I have seen others do that kind of thing before, men and women.

hansukota · Answer

It's because even if we aim, it doesn't go out in straight line, sometimes the force increases and sometimes it even goes in 2 lines

CoffeeWC · Answer

We men always urinate standing up. It's faster that way and gets us in and out of the bathroom faster. It's one of the reasons why bathroom lines are shorter for men. But some guys have bad aim, and sometimes it ends up splashing and getting on the seat. I always make it a habit to wipe the seat with toilet paper after using it so the next person doesn't have to deal that.

upen007 · Answer

Haha.. We don't want to see own dick while pee. That's why we can't set the right target like ur poll 'B'.

motownplayer2000 · Answer

I don't know, same reason women usually leave a sprinkler of pee underneath the toilet seat... lol but we don't complain about that..

MadBoy · Answer

I'm gonna get hate for this, but...

Thatsamazing · Answer

Yeah it's dumb. Most guys don't do this but some do and it's fucking stupid. Have some class.

Butter1746 · Answer

Is everyone going to ignore the fact that if a women goes into a men's stall, they should be ashamed of their uncleanliness. But if a man goes into a women's stall everyone screams rape? Fuck this sexist bullcrap. You really think we like there being pee on our seats? Maybe we would like to be able to use the cleaner stalls.

Omar21 · Answer

I dont know about you guys but sometimes i can't control it by this far sometimes just splits in two or worst so , i use urinal for urinate.

Shields0509 · Answer

They're not paying attention and then they shake it to much, my rule shake it more than twice you're playing with it! Lmao

Ankitasingh466 · Answer

Lol. My guy dosent do it. He has a good aim.

Beeni · Answer

It all depends. If you’re got even half of an erection then it often goes everywhere.  Or sometimes if it just dripples at the start it goes everywhere. Many factors lol

clampfan101 · Answer

I guess a lot of guys are lazy with aiming? :/ I’m very careful,(and accurate. lol), and if I ever get any on the seat I grab some toilet paper to rub it off.

BeHappy1985 · Answer

Because no way in hell we gonna sit down to piss and one day it's like a sniper rifle and another like a shotgun. Most of the time we miss the seat but not always. It isn't on purpose though.

AdmiralBailey · Answer

Men's public restrooms are terrible! The employee restrooms are a lot less gross and rarely have piss and shit on the seat. ~Mr Bails Extraordinaire

Djaay · Answer

We guys are instructed to put the seat lid down for you girls. ( You ever heard of women lifting the seat lid when they're finished for guys )?

TriPeg · Answer

Lots of guys are just inconsiderate and just plain dumb. Clearly if they knew they couldnt aim they would lift the seat up or clean after but no. And its hella disgusting

FunkyMonkee · Answer

I never do that! Probably because I lift the seat up before I whiz!! My uncle used to have a sign in his bathroom: Confucius say: Thinking man who sitstoopee splash less.

Lizalogan · Answer

I agree, it is disgusting when u walk into a cubicle and see this all over the seat

iFarted · Answer

I hate mfers who pee all over the seat.. Lift the fucking seat up... sure it can be disgusting but use your fucking shoes then...

TallJanne · Answer

The men I met so far had good aim. I never had this problem. But ya it would be super gross if they did.

BeMuse · Answer

If you fail to put the toliet seat up you reap what you sow… There’s a reason why guys put the toliet seat up. If you complain that you want it down, there are logical consequences.

ryanbraun · Answer

I agree that's gross, but sitting down is not on option because you will either dunk the twins or touch your gentleman's sausage to the front of the bowl

soleil2666 · Answer

I don't - and have not seen one of those in ages. I wipe my willy with toilette paper and clean up any drops if they happened.

JamesRandiDebates · Answer

You're lucky it was only pee. Many times in public toilets it looks like 3 guys have taken dumps in a single toilet, pissed everywhere in the stall, and no one bothered to flush

dog1712 · Answer

It shocking how they do it you should clean it with there face

5uperman · Answer

Some guys had useless parents who didn't potty train them.

CaptainLegal · Answer

Yeah I've seen this many times at fast food restaurants especially its freaking disgusting

mdm11 · Answer

Not all men do this also counter question why do women leave their bloody tampons in the trash why not bag it up and take it out..

TallAnon · Answer

It's disgusting and honestly I would punch someone in the face if I knew he did it.

EdenT123 · Answer

Some guys are disgusting

Billy96 · Answer

Nah i connect mine to a hose from my room it goes straight in lol 😂😂 😂

Passinggas · Answer

This question gave me some free ab crunches busting my gut. No, I don't pee on a toilet like that; I just pee on my tire out in the parking lot.

thefutureisfemale · Answer

Guess it depends on the guy if you wanna assess whether I care or not xx ~ Mrs Manson

TonyWilliams · Answer

Maybe kids do that. There are not always good at aiming

PrettyRegular · Answer

Couple times in a public toilet. I use them very rarely.

MarketNews · Answer

I guess I'm the only guy who lifts the seat before I pee. And if any goes on the rim I wipe it off.

Damiankane · Answer

Bwhahaha I do it to make feminazis suffer haha haha  But seriously if I hit somewhere I wash it with the sprayer

Kenneth14621 · Answer

Imagine a huge fire hose. And there is a shitload of water spewing out of it and it is flopping all over the place and you can not control it.

TadCurious · Answer

You're right. That's disgraceful.

beekeeper · Answer

My wife does that. I think that she is not paying any attention when she wipes, maybe?

bamesjond0069 · Answer

If a woman tells me to put the seat down for her ill pee on it on purpose. Im not some cuck. Put your own seat down or fall in from being blind. Idgaf.

Tacty-wagged-death6 · Answer

I try to miss the seat but at times but clean it up if I accidentally pee on it.

standardguy · Answer

Of course you have to lift the seat before peeing or you deserve a kick to the balls.

OjaeNova · Answer

This is pretty normal! Guys are dirty scum bags aha

Juxtapose · Answer

People who do that are lazy and don't give a shit.

capoochon · Answer

We don't love touching the seat so we risk going through it. Easy solution is just put it up after you pee.

Shyguy206 · Answer

Because you basic bitches leave tampons in the bathroom.

Agape93 · Answer

That’s why I don’t live with any man I’m with.

Secret6620 · Answer

It pisses me offff🌺

luciusmalfoy1 · Answer

Who cares? Certainly not me. Girls have periods, which is way more annoying so...

Tyffen · Answer

I don't, but I know what you mean

Snakeyes7 · Answer

Those are just the wimps who have terrible aim.

esotericstory · Answer

Never seen this before to be honest.

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