How many of you girls are tired of stepping in pee when you use the bathroom, because your boyfriend can’t hit the toilet?

[Beckybooboo]

How many of you girls are sick of sitting on a pee soaked toilet seat, because your boyfriend doesn’t put it up before he pee’s? How many of you ladies are tired of putting your butt’s in the toilet water, because your boyfriend doesn’t put the seat back down? Yet guys complain about us leaving our hair in the shower?

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5 mo

@Wallythewalrus

[Wallythewalrus]

Why would you tag me? Goddamn, Rebecca, I have a wife and two daughters! I haven't seen the inside of bathroom in my home for three years. I either piss outside and listen to the neighbors laugh or go to the gas station down the road. I piss outside a lot, because I want the neighbors to call the cops for "indecent exposure", so I can show my wife I'm a man but I can't even get the cops to show. Fuck it! My life sucks!

[Beckybooboo]

I’m sorry, Teddy. Maybe if you play your music really loud the cops will show up, then you can show them your dick. Just a thought. Say “hi” to everyone!

[SquareWave]

What kind of dumbass, neanderthal of a boyfriend leaves piss all over his own toilet... especially with a girlfriend? If you make a mess clean it up immediately. There's toilet paper RIGHT THERE. Or just sit down if your stream is going whack.

[katiesmuff]

No issue with my husband, but training our three boys is a ongoing challenge for sure.

[Simslover92]

Not I. My boyfriend knows how to aim. Thank goodness!

[Beckybooboo]

Did you grow up with brothers that didn’t? 😂

[Simslover92]

No I grew up with a sister. No boys! But I thank goodness my boyfriend grew up with brothers that could teach him how to aim properly.

[Beckybooboo]

I had three older brothers. Being a neat freak with three older brothers was pretty much a one way ticket to therapy! The bathrooms alone plus the smell from their bedrooms. Don’t get me wrong, they’re great guys. 😂

[Simslover92]

Oh wow sorry lol that had to have been hell.

[Beckybooboo]

It’s funny, because every guy that dated me had the nickname, “poor bastard”, because I did have three very big and protective brothers. But fortunately, they always loved my boyfriends. Lol

[Simslover92]

Lol I could see that being their nickname. And that's good you had three big and protective brothers!

[tfan1]

I sit down to pee at home myself - more comfortable and easier to control my peeing penis. Especially if the pee stream spatters or splashes or splits in two. 👍🙂Only in public restrooms will I stand 👍🙂

[Beckybooboo]

It gets old cleaning the toilet, doesn’t it! 😂 It’s Tough when you guys have “morning wood”, right? Or is that a myth?

[tfan1]

@Beckybooboo - no it’s the truth. It’s near impossible to pee with a morning erected penis - or anytime the penis is erect needing to pee. You have to position yourself almost in the jackknife diving position making sure the penis aims diagonally down towards the toilet bowl.

[Beckybooboo]

Okay, might be weird to ask but it isn’t easier to sit and pee with morning wood?

[tfan1]

@Beckybooboo. If only it was that easy. Try this. Sit on your toilet. Put your hand between your legs with pointer finger sticking out. Your pointer finger represents an erected penis. Now without bending your finger, try to aim it down towards the inside of the toilet bowl. You will see how difficult it is to pee with an erect penis for us 🙂

[Beckybooboo]

Yeah, like I told another opiner, I’m actually starting to feel sorry for you guys. I don’t know what it’s like. You can’t pee sitting or standing. I think I’ll just stop complaining, because my last boyfriend said he’ll just pee in the bathtub and not tell me.

[tfan1]

@Beckybooboo - There is one way to beat the dreaded morning wood - and I don’t mean masturbating - pun not intended 😛. I’ve found that if you kneel in front of the toilet with the seat and lid up, it’s easier to raise yourself on your knees and stay straight, you are able to rest the erect penis on the actual top edge of the toilet bowl. (Be sure to wipe before resting penis on the toilet bowl edge) and you can pee easier and with more control. Actually this is how i discovered how to masturbate easier and not make a mess by ejaculating right into the toilet bowl’s water 👍🙂

[Sunnybeach123]

I would sit but in the mornings right after I wake up I always have an erection because I have to pee a lot, so I've gotten used to peeing standing up. I always remember to put the toilet seat up when I do it, though.

[Beckybooboo]

I’m starting to realize you poor guys are screwed! You can’t sit because of morning wood and you can’t stand for the same reason. Maybe us girls are being too hard on you. I don’t know! I don’t have your equipment. 😂

[Sunnybeach123]

Thanks. It's not impossible to pee with morning wood (but uncomfortable). It's just harder to aim and a little painful (but having a mom and sister who needed to sit I was forced to learn how).

[NathanDavis]

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[Staximus]

I learned not to piss on the toilet seat when I was like 5 years old. Tell him to grow the fuck up

[Beckybooboo]

He uses “morning wood” as an excuse and says it’s “either the bathtub or the toilet”. I didn’t know about that but I do know I don’t want him peeing in the bathtub!

[bradley142]

sorry but thats nasty when you have to clean a toilet you learn to aim so maybe tell your husband to start cleaning it and he will learn you dont like to clean it or sit in it or maybe pee on it yourself oneday when you know he has to go and let him sit in it just saying

[The-Stud]

No one complained about hair in shower...

It's the 43 empty shampoo bottles

[Miristheiss]

LOL,

When I first read this I thought it said SLEEPING in pee, and I was like "what?"

[Nifrayu]

The hell? Lol. I have never had this happen.

[Anonymous]

So don't go in there. You think we like your incessant whining about about s*** that don't really matter much like this.

[HelpfulWoman]

never had that issue.

[BLP11520]

Lift seat and aim

[ritxi]

I hate when guys pee with toilet seat down.