Your True Love Girlfriend Farts, what do you do?

[USA1960]

The Setting: It's Summertime in Texas : ), you are cruising the streets with a really Hot Girlfriend, all's going well, then [ She let's a loud wet fart rip ], What do you do? Me, Inhale deeply and stick in a Slim Shady CD! Rock on!!!

[Moonchild714]

I just found out there are people out there with fart fetishes. Wow, learn something new everyday. But enjoyed the video anything that mocks Britney Spears LOL

[Astoriana]

A) flatulence is a normal part of human digestion

b) please take your weird fetish bullshit to FetLife

[USA1960]

The only thing sad here is your lack of recognizing a joke. Sadly - even the satire video didn't clue you in you idiot.

[Astoriana]

Didn’t watch it, and honestly, there have been a rash of fart fetishists up in here lately.

[DeeDeeDeVour]

Nothing. More to love.

[DeeDeeDeVour]

@USA1960: Thanks for the MHO pick! :)

[Patrickjv]

I'd record it and upload it to Youtube for all the sick fart fetish people. Next step is seeing all the ad money pour to my bank account. Big Money Patrick.

[Sinister]

My babygirl has been hitting the gym to get them gains & has had too many protein shakes. Time for an actual meal babe, not a shake.

[Sebdcjones]

Did the CD stop the farts coming out? I have the same problem

[RizenFromAsh]

I say who cares? It happens... It would be like making a big deal whether or not a girl breathes. It's called a bodily function

[Wolframium]

Continue to live my life, not caring about inconsequential things.

[HereIbe]

Improvise a song about her farts and sing it to the kids.

[RobbinBanks]

I, if at all possible, rip one back in her direction.

[Thomas-L-P-S]

pull over the car and explain that I can't drive in Texas as I don't have the correct license

[nick463]

I would laugh with her 😁

[Anonymous]

Record it and loop it into litty beats

[UltimateGohan]

I giver her a punch on the back and start laughing

[TheBeardedTraveler]

High five her and match

[Bourne96]

laugh

[omgjassy]

Farts are gross

[CT_CD]

Break up with her

[escape_the_matrix]

I dump her