Why does my boyfriend *always* get hard around me?

[Anonymous]

I love him very much, but literally if I even hug him or give him a kiss or even just touch his leg he literally gets hard instantly. I just don’t know if there’s any way I can kinda avoid it because like I said I do love him but it happens to him during the most inconvenient times. It happens every single day I can't get a break man lol.

[Anonymous]

Of course it happens “every day”. Unless he’s gotten off recently anything physical is likely to turn him on. Yesterday is not “recent”.

It will slow down a bit in like 15 years though he may still psychologically feel about the same.

[GuidoThePizzaMaker]

Thats called love haha. It dies down a little bit after the first year.
I am the same way haha, it is a struggle. I just want to be on top of the girl I like at all times

[nerms123]

Take it as a compliment

[blutwolfe]

Happens to me too, i would say it goes away but not really. As long as I have regular sex it goes away

[codycccccccccc]

Because he's a teenage boy the same thing would happen if the wind blew on it in just the right way

[Asker]

He’s 21

[Anonymous]

Why don’t you have sex with him and then it will go down after

[Asker]

I can’t really have sex with him when he gets them in public spaces. He literally got one when we went to church too.

[Opinion Owner]

Well then quit touching his crotch in church. Just cause a guy is in church doesn’t mean boners still don’t happen. Or just give him a bj before church so his wiener is tired

[Asker]

I didn’t touch his crotch at all lol

[Opinion Owner]

Then just give him a little handjob under the pew so Jesus doesn’t see it

[Anonymous]

Are you seriously this clueless?

[Nayrr]

Erectile dysfunction

[Asker]

I thought it was the opposite

[Waterwhistler]

He is not your type.

[sunnybhkh]

Are u hot

[1828avaava1828]

Really?

[1828avaava1828]

Would you like me to bounce your head off the canvas so it becomes not so dense?
🤗

[Asker]

You don’t have to be rude. I’m sorry this question is stupid but damn

[RobertToast1828]

Hey, you had it coming. "Do you need me to thump (🥊) your skull for ya?" We all need a 🥊 in the skull every now and then! 😆 In all seriousness, I've seen even worse questions on this website requiring literal sarcasm to make a point.

[1828avaava1828]

@RobertToast1828 lmfao! Thump! 🥊