If not, do you at least lift up the seat AND put it down when you're finished...Can You Aim? Be Honest ✋Please explain your answer..."Friendly Fire" Why? Because he can't aim... Take notes...Thoughts?
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Question Updated: Random question...👇👇👇 Answer if you want... I didn't feel like making a whole question to ask this...👈 👇 Have You Ever Peed In The Sink? If So, Why?
In our apartment, I always keep the seat up cause I wear out the floor going to the bathroom but I've been in Men's Restroom in public and they pee all over the seat talking about dirty pigs ugh yes for sure, I don't use public restrooms I wait to I get home also at our local Eat n Park Restaurant there is a sign on the door going out the Men's Restroom saying Make Sure Kennywood's Not Open, Where I live often people would use that phrase meaning make sure your zipper is not open and that's been an old phrase used back in the '70s, See we actually do have a Kennywood Amusement Park this year it's closing early due to low attendance of people coming to the Park I guess people are afraid of COVID, so they figure they are not taking any chances and myself I would not chance it, I'm high risk. But that's so much 😅😅😅😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘
So, penises aren't exactly like a hose with a spray nozzle - they're more like a Formula 409 spray bottle that has nozzle settings for "stream" and for "spray" - and there's no way to know which setting your penis is on.
But it's even worse if you had sex, and didn't pee immediately after. You can get a bit of semen that dries at the tip, and then things get REALLY crazy, as Jim Carrey demonstrates so well in You, Me, & Irene:
hhahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... so funny.. esp the guy putting out the Sun.
with 4 women in my house, and one guy, he is constantly getting ragged on to lift the lid and wipe up the rim. We have a Clorox Wipe bottle on the tank top... at least makes it easier to clean if we have company coming over.
When I read the Headline, I thought you meant aim as in guns...
coz I am pretty good at shooting... and even went to an Axe Throwing place last yr... it was fun.
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Heyyyyy both of those answers are fantastic! Thanks for participating in this thread love! I hope all is well
I love that first picture that was hysterical they would probably still miss though if they're standing fortunately I don't have that issue because my man sits when he pees when he's at home and I can brag that he says he does it for me he doesn't want me or my daughter sitting in pee
Girls need to understand something : the first shot will always be unpredictable, especially if you're not circumcised so it's not about aim. Your aim corrects the first shot but in no way can you be 100% accurate in the beginning. Think about it, we spend our days with our thing holstered in a certain position. It's skin and skin will fold, stick and adopt a certain shape for a while so, when you unholster the thing, you have no way to predict in which way the skin folded to somewhat anticipate where the first shot will go.
Oh and let's not forget split streams, how are you supposed to aim something that shoots in 2 directions 90° apart?
In any case, it's not technical aim, it's luck and that's why I sit down to pee when the toilets are clean because I don't want to gamble and I go for the more certain alternative.
There is something to this. Pe#ises bend... And smush... So when you pull them out their eye might still be shut partly and that does the same thing that a garden hose does when you do that 😂 so sometimes it squirts left or right while pointed straight. Also being eager to go... Sometimes you start earlier than you can get it out of your pants 😂 so.. Either way pants, poor aim or both 😂 and to be clear to every guy and myself TOILET SEAT UP PLEASE 😡 😂
Im a weirdo but anyway i do lift the seat. I also put it down. The crazy part is before i put itndown i use toilet paper to wipe the entire rim of the toilet just in case. No joke. Hell i been drunk amd scared to miss and sat down to. Its damn convenient. No mess, you get tontakena break from standing, and you won't forget to put the seat down.
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Thanks for the detailed feedback! And for explaining your answer
No worries at all. If anyone else has the habit i described there's a good chance i could tell you where they picked it up. Too bad that doesn't help my FTS (Fat Thumb Syndrome) and my propensity for typos.
Though I strongly believe that every man should be given target practice with Cheerios as a little boy and not urinate on the toilet seat, when you are in a man's own place no one has the right to be angry at him for having the seat up. That's what is convenient for the resident just as I should be sure to put it down when visiting a ladies home.
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I always enjoy your opinions! Thanks for the feedback
I do have good aim but the problem is that most guys when they urinate urinate so hard that splash water up onto the toilet seat. Speaking for myself I do the girl thing and we'll sit down to urinate I accomplish several things at once 1 I relieve myself 2 I can rest 3 I don't have to wipe the seat or lifted I believe it's just common courtesy
Its not about aim as much as it is about multiple streams/splinter streams that go where they please. The best solution to this is to pee into a girls mouth or to sit down to pee. These are both safe method which have been approved by the national urology foundation and the society for clean toilet seats.
It happened at work. The people were watching. I have never missed like on that day. Everybody was laughing at me. On the pool table, the cue ball went 90* to the cue stick.
... oh, we are talking about toilet humour here...
Well, I don't have a good aim when I pee. At home, I go into the sink. I see my stream always go left. When I'm visiting, then I always sit for a pee to avoid the aiming issues.
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The "sink" I was no lie going to ask a question about peeing in the sink like I got the image ready and everything!!! OMG 🙈
I don't have good aim I have great aim but its habit for me to lift the seat I grew up with 3 sister and a mom that would literally flip out if I didn't and you better put it back down when I'm don't cause if they make a late night run to the bathroom and fall in my ass was grass! 😂
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This post made me laugh and smile so big... You always know exactly what I want to hear ahahahaha 😆🙈🔥
I live out in the wild in the woods in a cabin by myself so I don’t have to deal with such nonsense. I usually just piss off the back porch and sometimes the front porch anyways. The animals don’t a crap if I piss crooked.
Oh yeah, I do and I agree with you. With this Covid thing and working at home, I have been staying in the woods for extended periods. A few years back I went three months without seeing another human.
I never miss, because i sit and pee, all hands free :D and when am out at public restrooms! God gave me two hands to use them to aim right, plus! Mine aims a little bit off to the left :P
Sadly, a quarter inch shot grouping with an M16 A2 at 600 yards, does not mean dead center of toilet bowl marksmanship at 3 a. m. when answering the call of nature.
I like to think so. Occasionally there's an issue with splashing or a bit of mist, but you put up the lid anyway and clean it up if necessary. Still trying to help my kid with that, but he's not even four yet, so he has time.
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OMG!!! You're a daddy!!! How fun!!! You're very blessed because kids are fantastic
I have a good aim except in the morning i sit 😂 The seat is always up, why does it have to remain down? If someone wants it down, he or she gets it down than return it up, in case someone with a bad aim came in, he won't trash the seat 😉
lol my aim is great ,, but i find that ill sit at night ,,, i lived w my wife at the time , and two daughters , so i had to make sure the seat was down lol
Good aim but still put seat up and down because i don't want to sit in pee either and even if you do not pee on the seat, there is still tiny droplets like mist that go on the seat.
😅 nice. I did try turning to pee in the bathtub drain a few times as a kid. My mom saw the pee and got so fucking mad I swear she threatened to kill me if I did it again.
