What would you do if some guy randomly went up to you and asked you to 'oil up and hit the gym with me'?

[Still-alive]

[CrazyGirl2]

Just look him politely in the eyes and say in a sincere way, say “no thanks, I’m really not interested, but I hope you enjoy your workout”, and go back to my workout. I make a concerted effort to never come off as a bitch or as dismissive when a guy approaches me. In that scenario you painted the image of a typical “Lug” with way too much testosterone, acting in a really rude and demanding way. But… what if that guy really liked me but he is almost crippled by the fear of rejection, and it took him weeks just to get up the courage to ask me out, then in his nervousness that was all he could think to say? My dismissive “fuck off creep” could really hurt him and possibly affect his attitude towards all women in the future! Look, maybe I’m a weirdo, but I really feel sorry for guys. You always have to put yourself out there in a position of being hurt every time you want like someone and either want to get to know them, or already know them, but want to start dating them. Why would I make that even more traumatic than it is already?

[Still-alive]

very thoughtful <3

[CrazyGirl2]

Thank you

[BipBipLeddus]

With the Video Game Historian? Sure. As long as he talks about game history the whole time.

[Still-alive]

hehe hell yeah. get ready for a kinky fun time with him ;)

[Gwenhwyfar]

This reminds me of a story my boyfriend told me about how he went to deliver a pizza to some guy’s dorm room in college and the guy thought he was a girl and shouted out “I’m naked and covered in hot oil!”

[Apulu_3]

I will reply - I don't have oil.
If he talks too much then I will call my cousin brother who is ameature boxer and Say: Hey bro are you still punching the punching bag? I have got a new one for you as a gift and you will love it as the punching bag is oiled.
Or I will just call my savage best friend.
But incase if he follows me.

[Still-alive]

Lol i see. You have protection

[Apulu_3]

Yep. In this cases only I appreciate having protective brother and friend.

[dustybiker]

Well… it’s illegal to throw up on someone. I think that is considered assault. So aim off to the side.

[Cherry234]

That's weird. I'd probably just ignore him and walk away. I'm not going to the gym with a random stranger.

[Still-alive]

Lol sounds like a good idea

[DarkLordNoodlez]

Accept the offer head to the gym and blow his mind with my ability to do 2 and a half pullups without stopping.

[DonkeyDan]

I'd tell him I don't do "that" kind of gym, but thanks for the offer.

[menina]

I wouldn't even answer him and I would walk away. That's one of the weirdest things I ever heard.

[BlackTealLazer]

I don't even know what that means, so I would walk away.

[Lucy-123]

Probably make a weird face and keep walking, or if I was stood ask him to go away

[llorando]

Slowly and quietly back away, then run for my life.

[FinalFantasyBro]

I probably back away before this get in a creep territory.

[ChiTown33]

I would say " you go ahead I'll catch up to you". Then I'd leave.

[Sasha_Gee]

But I don't want to be all oily 🥺

[beebella]

Run away, Doug. I'd run away. 😳

[Still-alive]

Oil up Isabel muahahaaa

[beebella]

😳🏃‍♀️💨

[Still-alive]

Lol loooks like you’re just farting while running 😂

[beebella]

It does. 🤣

[NathanDavis]

yeah... I'll throw up on him, lol

[dustybiker]

That’ll be $9.99 for duplicating my reply. Adding it to your tab. 😁

[NathanDavis]

@dustybiker inspired by... discount

[dustybiker]

🤣 So sad the man as he cried to the Louvre security.

[dustybiker]

*said (that was audio text.. must have mumbled)

[NathanDavis]

@dustybiker lovely accent...

[dustybiker]

Fine. Still theft. But reduced to $5.99.

[Jaximus-Lion]

No can't do, I hit thw gym like Han! Solo 😉

[Lillie_xo]

'dont oil up and lets go to kfc'

[Aerissa_Jade]

What kind of oil you planning on?

[ushagomez]

Give him a stiff ignoring.

[xJayleenx]

I’d ask him what?