Do alpha males poop standing up?

[Meatunnel69]

Of course it is beta to pee sitting down but this also applies to shitting if we are to be consistent

They do

No

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Betas crawl alphas stand tall

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Betas shit alphas dont give... a shit?

[Guy13]

For sure, right.
🦵🏻
💩 .
Me and the Dawg, can stand and 💩 pretty much everywhere. He’s like any other B-tch, wants you to get the bag, cozy up 👅, and clean up behind my 🚼

[Godsvengeance]

Not just standing but in full gallop like a proud mustang

[caitycat21]

Yes. It’s very beta to poop while sitting, what are you? A dog.. dogs are beta cucks. This is coming from me, an alpha woman 💪🤷🏽‍♀️

[Meatunnel69]

This woman gets it

[connemara_crocodile]

I'm too alpha for pooping. I let other betas to do it for me.

[Meatunnel69]

Mho!

[Anonymous]

Straight through their pant legs while going out commando.

[GMANN56]

Are you actually asking if I consider ANYTHING but comfort
while taking a dump?