Did he like how I looked?

[Anonymous]

I met a guy for the first time in person yesterday. Before that we had connected through social media.

When we met he was waiting me outside the restaurant.
I walked towards him and said hi to him and he said hi back. Then he turned to walk towards the entrance of the restaurant ( I was walking behind him) but seconds after doing that he looked over his shoulder back at me with slight smile.

[Guy13]

Yummy 😋, look what I’m going to be getting, Mom…

[Asker]

Seriously, what do you think?

[Guy13]

That’s what I think. If I was meeting you in that capacity I would know one of two things:
-bubble that won’t quit
-one of those One butts 🚼 that holds so well together in a long or above knee dress with no skin and long sleeves showing…so it’s just like-“you see that”
-I woukd have been opening the door for you, therefore, you would have seen that smirky grin 😏 on the way in.. And after you had gone through the door, you woukd have heard 🥳.
—And while coming in behind you, “damn, I’m going to have to make sure she’s on the inside of sidewalk at Commonwealth and Beacon Hill..
She’s going to cause a wreck…and I don’t want her to bruise or dent THAT from flying debris.

[Asker]

You don’t make sense?