Guys: Out of ONLY these three options, which would you consider the best one to be?

[MCheetah]

Guys, which one of these three guys would you be, if you could ONLY be like one of these three men? Confidence level, age, personal success, etc, would not be affected. That's still all on your own.

Extremely short 5'3" guy who's handsome and jacked, with 8" downstairs, who earns $36K a year.

Somewhat short 5'10" loser with an unattractive face, a dad bod, and only 6.5" downstairs, who earns $18K a year.

Extremely tall 7'0" grody dude who's ugly, missing teeth, and morbidly obese at 600 pounds, with only 5" downstairs, who earns $72K a year.

[HighlyVolatile]

I went with A since that seems the easiest canvas to improve upon. C is tempting but correcting things like morbid obesity seems much more difficult to me than improving upon A.

I'm also a bit into health and fitness -- not enough to be in peak physical shape but I feel best when I'm closer to that regardless of everything else. I think I'd be happiest being like A even with a measly $36/year.

[Joker_]

3rd guy

[TheSpaceGnome]

Out of those 3? Option A.

That option has a good enough income to get infinitely rich from, the best starter health, and the biggest dong out of the available options.

If Option D existed (stay as I am), I'd pick that instead though, I'm not too far off from A already.

[exitseven]

I pick the first one.

[Fuentes]

Ill be the short
Guy cause im tryna smash

[Fuentes]

Tons of chicks*

[Iron_Man]

The third pic Below

[JesseJayNeak]

Short forever