If the police calls you saying your son robbed a woman who refused to buy him nuggets while dressed up in a inflatable dinosaur suit, WDYD?

[letuswaltzforthedead]

Curious because this feels like something that would happen in my state. WDYD stands for what do you do.

[On_cloud_wine]

I’d say, “Oh, officer.. I’ve been worried about him lately.. I can’t say this is something I wouldn’t expect from him. I watch the way he plays with other kids and he tore off my daughters Barbie head and mounted the head of his TREX dinosaur figurine just last week. Do what you have to do..”

[LazerBean]

That sounds ludicrous, but for the questions sake and assuming that did in fact happen, I would let the police deal with him.

[WhitneySnow]

Tell them to deflate his inflatable dinosaur suit by poking it with a pin

[Iron_Man]

I would get a good attorney because somethings going on around here somebody’s twisting and turning things around

[DryGermanGuy]

I would assume, someone spiked my drink! 🤔🫣😵

[SaoirseS]

Tell the police to book him and lock him up.