The guys needs to do number 2 and he is mad dogging you at the door. 


Point my gun at him and tell him to get lost (and make sure he leaves and doesn't just sh*t outside my door step). F*ck you, Usacko Fatoaso!
I have a common guest restroom in my apartment I would tell him to go use that one
I certainly wouldn't be opening my door in the first place.
I think I would need a bigger toilet.
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I'd probably be too busy laughing to pay attention lmaoo
I don’t answer my door for anyone or anything.
Wouldn't have even answered the door.
He ought find a barn or somtin
He wouldn’t even fit
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