Guys, How would it make you feel if your father kept murdering your girlfriends every time you get one?

[Dinosaursandanime65]

[Rockstarrrrr]

That probably means he likes me and going to keep me in his basement forever

[Dinosaursandanime65]

AYO?

[Rockstarrrrr]

Dinosaurs rule 🤟

[clampfan101]

He’d be in prison after so much as harming one of them.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Plot Twist: All your girlfriends were either printed out pictures of anime girls or body pillows of them

[clampfan101]

I don’t have printed pictures of them, and most certainly not body pillows. lol

[Dinosaursandanime65]

OOHH but you do

[clampfan101]

…Is this you quoting another bad song I’ve never heard of? lol