Guys, what would you do if you have a period for a day? Do you know what to expect?

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TaureanBull81 · Accepted Answer

Plenty of Naprogesic for period pain, have pads on standby or tampons 🤣

LiamJHayden · Accepted Answer

Pretty much what the guy in the pic is doing.

ObscuredBeyond · Answer

Hidradenitis is a nasty thing. Especially if you get an abscess on the scrotum, and then it begins to drain itself while you're riding down the road to New Port Richey from somewhere in Georgia, and your underwear is ruined by the time you get to your destination, and you're miserable everywhere. And then you're accused by relatives of not knowing how to wipe yourself, who cut in and judge you before you can even finish explaining that it's an abscess causing the problem, and that your underwear is full of dried blood. And then your grandparents continue to insult you with sermons on wiping, as if they didn't hear a word you said, and they imagine you're still an 8-year-old, because they can't accept that it's not 1991 anymore.

That happened in 2004. I imagine a period must feel like that somewhat.

FunkyMonkee · Answer

Well, I've heard from lots of women what it's like so, I'd have SOME idea but, as I have no way of knowing what it actually feels like, I can't really say how I'd deal with it but, although I've heard women bitch and complain about the cramps, I've never seen a single one of them spend the day in bed or stay home from work just because they got a visit from their aunt Flo. Even when they're riding the red pony, you'd never be able to tell! They're just as chipper and pleasant as any other time!! And, I remember when I was a kid and I'd hit one of my ex-sisters, it was never more than a slap but, they'd act like I hit them with a battleship!! In as such, if they can't even take a little hit like that without crying about it, chances are, those cramps aren't anywhere NEAR as bad as they claim!

CheeseMonster · Answer

Unfortunately, I know exactly what to expect. And ideally I'd just eat a few crackers with water, take ibuprofen, put on a hot/cold pain patch, lay down and sleep it off for a few hours. But if it'd still be a toss-up when and where it happens, then realistically it would look more like: find a place to lay down, throw up, lay down and sweat it out for a few hours. One of the things I look forward to losing most when I finally get medicated. 🩹

Effably · Answer

If I knew nothing beforehand? Visit a hospital. Not exactly something my body should be doing!

If I know? I'd probably go about my day as normal. Try different activities. Journal it. Do some ratings for pain, discomfort, so on. Quite frankly if it was only a day I'd happily try it for the broader horizons' sake.

Pegases · Answer

No idea what to expect, and I think that is precisely why it would most likely be tough to endure. Women have a high pain tolerance when it comes to period pains because they experience it every month. I think the average man would adjust just the same, because a lot of us bang ourselves up and then keep it moving to the point where its considered bxtch behaivior if you show pain as a man. So I don't know where this idea of men not being able to handle pain came from, but it's simply not true.

TadCurious · Answer

I think I would kinda know what maybe to expect from hearing/reading about period symptoms from girls. But as a guy I wouldn't ever really know what it would be like unless your hypothetical was possible. But I would want to know in order to understand what periods are like for girls.

EmmaMary · Answer

OMG... I can hear all the loud moans, groans and shouts of  "Does No One Care that I'm Dying Here" .

JDAC092299 · Answer

Can’t be much worse than an infected tooth, I had nerve pain for a month once and was in agony every day after pain relief stopped working. However I would note I did exactly what a lot of women do on their period lol. I stayed in bed and tried to take my mind off it with entertainment and just endured it, when I was at work I took it a little easier but again the premise was the same endure as it’s all you can do the same way women just have to endure it and go about their lives.

Lionman95 · Answer

I honestly don´t know because maybe I´m too oblivious to recognize but since I´ve never been in a relationship I rarely met or have spent time with women being on their period. I therefore don´t know what I would do and how I could handle that.

SaoirseS · Answer

This 5 minute comedy sketch by Margaret Cho sounds about right (contains profanity):

BrickBiggems · Answer

I'd start hyperventilating then id scream "MY DICK IS BLEEDING, OH GOD OH FUCK FJFNFBCJDMNCN"!. after my epileptic fit finishes there would be a flash of light and I'd burst into a pile of flaming skiddles.

Mewzinc · Answer

Random fact, but did you know some cramps can be so painful they are on the same level as giving birth?

I remember I would sometimes get the cramps that would literally bring me to my knees. I could not stand on my feet it was so painful. I would ask my mom like, "Is that how it is when you are giving birth?" And she would always say, "Worse." But now I know I have experienced a little snippet of what child birth feels like and it's mind blowing.

OlderAndWiser · Answer

Woman preparing to take out the garbage. Not all of us turn into little babies!

SteveSmith1985 · Answer

I know what to expect. But I'm not going to pretend I'd handle it as well as you ladies do. Not even close. I'm under no illusions about how much it sucks to have a period. I am genuinely glad I don't have to cope with that. 🙂

Nikki1989 · Answer

You would never hear an end to the whining.

D_Bone_Steak · Answer

I had a chick suck on my weiner too hard... think she ripped my pee pee hole or something. I had to wear pads and I bled for a couple of weeks.  I survived.

ShadezMcgee · Answer

See if I could find adult diapers assuming we keep our genitals the same and we are bleeding from our balls instead.

blueonblack22 · Answer

Well some people actually believe it’s possible for “men to have periods” nowadays (not talking real biological hermaphrodites either) so go figure.

Daniela1982 · Answer

All I can say is:

WonderBell99 · Answer

If men had periods, they would be dramatic af lol. It'd be so funny. Tbh, cramps hurt a lot though.

Leopard23 · Answer

A day of lying around eating chocolate being a pyscho bitch to everyone

BeMuse · Answer

Women always projecting weakness onto men, yet still to this day do no level of physical labor... Shit gets old. After one day of working construction you'd probably be disabled for like a week yet men do it every day and then get back out there in that chronic pain and do it again the next day.

marish01 · Answer

What if he was lucky enough to have periods like I do? No cramp, no nagging, no bitchy behavior, no demands.

lightbulb27 · Answer

Maybe we do have hormonal swings, that's why there are so many bar fights?  I'd be washed up in bed, leave me alone...

Unit1 · Answer

How would I know what I would do or what to expect? I've never seen earth from space, never had a gunshot wound, never had COVID-19 and never experienced true love from a woman.

Still-alive · Answer

Ill expect a sandwich woman! Get back to the kitchen nao! jk lol

Mangospacho · Answer

I’ve never thought about it and don’t have to worry about it. I’m sure they’re terrible but, by the time they come up with the technology to force men to have monthly periods, I’ll be post-menopausal.

Paige90 · Answer

Where is the blood going to come out? Where do they put a tampon?

UniquelyBasic · Answer

I know their is bleeding and painful cramps but I don't want to experience it 😂 I might die 😭

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

I would use pads and remember how it feels when ladies have their time of the month.

shellaccount123 · Answer

Sometimes I think women convince themselves that men can't experience real pain because women do. Men would deal like it exactly like women do. If you're experiencing pain you're entitled to talk about it. These kind of questions assume women just completely ignore their periods and act like nothing is happening when the exact opposite is true. Stop being bigger because you got the short end of biology.

spartan55 · Answer

Yeah, just throw a plug up there and go about my day.

Telekinetic-Potato · Answer

It sounds kinda like having to take a shit really bad

John_Doesnt · Answer

If I'm shooting blood out of my dick hole I would go to the hospital.

OfMiceandMen · Answer

I know I would be nasty... likely have to self isolate so I don't bite!

serious · Answer

I would be totally clueless. I cannot imagine that situation itself

Likes2drive · Answer

Yeah, I was married and have three daughters, so I know all the issues with that and wouldn’t like that for days every month. I hate stomach cramps

AnusNdaPainus · Answer

Go swimming  only sit on white furniture  Ruin slides at playgrounds  pretend I got murdered pretend I just unalived someone and walk around with a big knife

Avicenna · Answer

I have no idea what it would be like and it's a hypothetical I don't care to think about

MementoMori777 · Answer

I'd probably confuse it with some illness or something

Bklynbadboy12 · Answer

Nope but I know a guy would die. There's no way you can bleed for a week and your still alive!!!😜

JSmuve · Answer

Tough it out if it's just for one day. I'm sure I've had comparable pains that have lasted longer.

goaded · Answer

Chocolate, hot water bottles, painkillers. C:

exitseven · Answer

I would put a tampon in my dick and get up and go to work.

boobliker · Answer

I think we would get used to it in a way we have to put up with them every 4 weeks for a week or more so I know I would know what to do!

Redstang88 · Answer

A few days a month bleeding and in pain? Sounds like most of my working life

RockyHammock · Answer

Wouldn't change a thing cuz I could handle it haha - no idea what to expect

SAMI_DABBAB · Answer

I'll treat it like covid, I think I'll be weak af and unable to socialize for the time being

grega239 · Answer

Im guessing i could expect cramps or pain.  So? I've been in pain before, it nothing new

RARETRAMP · Answer

I would cry like a baby!! I don't know what to expect!!

NostalgiaSenpi · Answer

Would I bleed out of my urethra or or my anus?

LimitedBenefits101 · Answer

Period is an excuse women have to skip work🤷

007kingifrit · Answer

probably some stomach pain and a headache and not wanting to do anything?

strlb · Answer

I would expect to feel like crap with the bloating, cramps, flatulence, horrible poops and blood.

nawtee_me · Answer

Yes, I expect doctors to be probing and x-raying and scanning me everywhere. ;)

TrillXHippy · Answer

I’ll just complain about everything and be demanding

Bee-Hatch · Answer

Oh wouldn't that be fun? Them tampons are gonna hurt😂

Guy13 · Answer

Please, imagine what you can do with such a creative mind motivated in a right hearted way.

Sevenpointfive · Answer

when my vaGUYna hurts i stay off it. i lie in bed and drink water

jimmy2 · Answer

Well go get me aspirin. a big think panty liner, Grama style, hot towels and bj every hour 😂😆

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