Are guys dumps generally larger than girls?

[Keene13]

I don't know if it's just me or the toilet we use, but like a lot of the time when I shit I have huge logs that get stuck in the toilet and I need the plunger to unblock the toilet. My female roommates tell me they never have this problem when they go. Are guys shits just bigger in general than women's? Or maybe it's just me?

[HeartFullOfGlue]

I don't know but thats a great question. We should convince a group of scientists to conduct a study on the average sizes of women's and men's shits.

[Keene13]

I think guys are bigger. I used to work at a movie theater and I had to clean both the women's and men's bathrooms. Women's bathrooms were pretty decent but half the toilets in the men's were backed up.

I don't know why but I do wish my logs were smaller so I didn't have to squeeze that hard and use the plunger half the time.

[HeartFullOfGlue]

Interesting but have you considered that maybe women are shy about their big shits? Many of the women who make a big shit and are so embarrassed by it they may be taking it out of the toilet and putting it in their purse, then when alone they toss it out into a ditch at night. Who would think someone would do that? Nobody. It would then be assumed an animal or homeless guy took that shit and the woman who made the big shit would be scotch free.

[Keene13]

My logs are probably bigger.

[HeartFullOfGlue]

No Im pretty sure mine is

[Keene13]

Haha well I hope yours doesn't clog the toilet half the time like mine

[HeartFullOfGlue]

Only once, from there on when I shit a massive oak tree into the toilet I have to take out a heavy duty chainsaw and saw it in pieces so it doesn't clog

[Anonymous]

May I recommend industrial strength stool softeners for you?

[Keene13]

Lol I'll try anything. Too much of a squeeze/effort.

[Opinion Owner]

If you’re clogging the shitter, you’re probably not drinking enough water to soften your offerings to the porcelain god. Get an osmotic laxative like Miralax from the drug store. It will draw water into the colon to help soften things up. And drink more water.

[Keene13]

Thanks. Didn't know about that. Sounds like a plan.

[SnowedIn]

Ah the joys of girls ask guys.

@mandyfire98

[mandyfire98]

This is actually a first for me on here. I've never seen another question quite like this haha. @SnowedIn especially the full explanation.

[PBandJ_Nerd]

It might be just you.

[Keene13]

You're probably right.

[gothbxtch]

I don't know man i don’t look at shit

[Keene13]

I don't either but it just seems like half the time I flush the toilet backs up and then I notice that I squeezed out a like a lot

[SnowedIn]

Lmao

[Kkoalalita]

Literally lost my appetite

[Keene13]

Sorry, it's just that when I need go it takes some effort and it is really large. Have you noticed if most guys are the same or do you think it's just me?

[Sparkie460]

I've never compared the two.