Cryptic.. very confused. What could it mean?

[Browneyesandhair]

If someone messages you.. 'someone deffo missed out on a cwtch & it deffo wasn't me.' Does anyone know what this crypic message could mean?

[purplepoppy]

It's not cryptic its Wenglish (welsh mixed with English)
Deffo, slang for definitely
Cwtch, a real word meaning a meaningful cuddle/hug

[Ironic_Method]

He's saying that you missed out on him. Which means you dodged a bullet.

[spartan55]

It means whoever it is can't spell worth a shit.

[butterly248]

I don't think it means anything tbh

[In_Trance]

This means absolutely nothing

[Anonymous]

Nope