Did you know that even male birds have it tough?

[msc545]

https://nautil.us/an-artful-seduction-1166251/

[lightbulb27]

And the female is ok w him staying at his mancave to shellac other females. She truly is just looking for good sperm.
Talented dudes!

[msc545]

Female birds are very good about this as long as the male bird shares the seeds and watches the TV programs that she likes.

[purplepoppy]

If you paternity test chick's you usually find she's cheated with quite a few other males. Her mate will abandon the nest so she has to be really careful not to ger caught

[Sevenpointfive]

yeah. i knew. but male birds will settle for an ugly female so i don't have any respect for them.

[msc545]

I guess they figure that an ugly female is better than an empty nest or something like that. Bird brains in any event.

[Sevenpointfive]

and that's exactly what i think of humans who settle. bird brains

[msc545]

Yup.

[KrakenAttackin]

Wow, that's crazy. My heart goes out to these poor bastards.

[Douglas1179]

I know, they don't even have Youtube.

[msc545]

well... they have "birdview" which they say is better...

[UnwantedScorpio]

I feel bad at some fishys