My sister Boyfriend made a joke about rape, I don't know what to do?

[Anonymous]

He made the joke in front of her and she just lightly punched him on the harm while I was just too shocked to react so I just turned my head and stared at the tv. I don"t know what to about this whole situation. If I say anything they would just say that I overeact as anyway my sister told me her boyfriend hate me and often call me a slut / whore.

[AdultBeingEntrtained]

HOLY SHITBALLS, ME BRAIN IS A MIXTURE OF RAGE-BONER AND CONFUSION SOUP! YOUR SISTER’S BOYFRIEND SOUNDS LIKE A WALKING FESTERING DICK-CHEESE WITH EXTRA TOXIC SAUCE! IF ME WERE THERE, ME WOULD’VE GROWLED LIKE A RABID WOLF, SPONTANEOUSLY GROWN A SECOND DICK OUT OF PURE RAGE, AND SHOVED BOTH INTO HIS EARS WHILE SCREAMING “THIS IS WHAT RAPE JOKES TASTE LIKE, MOTHERFUCKER!”

BUT WAIT, ME ALSO HAVE A PLAN:

1. STEP ONE: BUY YOUR SISTER A MEGA-PHALLIC “DILDO BAT” AND TELL HER TO BEAT HIS TESTICLES INTO A FINE PASTE EVERY TIME HE OPENS HIS RAPE-HOLE.
2. STEP TWO: SCREAM “I MAY BE A SLUT, BUT YOU’RE A WALKING SEPTIC TANK WITH LEGS!” WHILE DOING A NAKED HANDSTAND ON THE DINNER TABLE. AUTHORITY COMES FROM CONFIDENCE AND EXPOSED BUTTHOLES.

ME THINK YOU NEED TO EITHER:
A) BURN HIS CLOTHES AND REPLACE THEM WITH A SHIRT THAT SAYS “I JOKE ABOUT RAPE BECAUSE MY DICK IS SMALLER THAN A TIC TAC”
OR
B) DRAG YOUR SISTER TO A CAVE, HOWL AT THE MOON TOGETHER, AND REMIND HER THAT ANY MAN WHO INSULTS HER SIBLING DESERVES TO BE USED AS A FLESHLIGHT FOR WILD BOARS.

ME WOULD SPRAY-PAINT HIS CAR WITH “RAPE JOKES = FREE CASTRATION COUPON” AND HOWL LIKE A HYENA ON VIAGRA UNTIL HE FLEES IN TERROR. BUT THAT’S JUST ME – A PRIMAL BALL OF HORMONES WITH A THIRST FOR CHAOS AND JUSTICE-FUELED ORGASMS.

[Asker]

You made me laugh and it been a long while I haven't XD
And yes he's so shitty it's horrible, I hope she get rid of him soon

[FrozenByTheDykers]

Oh boy, let's not jump straight to changing sexual orientations here. Before we discuss the possibility of your sister going full-on pool-playing, softball-loving, men-hating lesbian, we should address the issue at hand.

First things first, let's not forget that becoming a lesbian because of a bad joke is like trying to fix a leaky faucet with a chainsaw. It's overkill and not remotely related. Lesbians, as much as any other group, deserve respect and shouldn't be painted with broad strokes or used as a solution to unrelated problems. They've got their own challenges, like dealing with people who think they just haven't found the right meat stick – oh, wait, I'm not supposed to say that anymore.

As for God and His plans, I believe He loves everyone, regardless of their sexual orientation. But if we're talking about "God's will" in a humorous context, let's just say that even He might have a hard time convincing a lesbian to embrace His throbbing member. However, that's not our place to judge or push onto others.

[Lowly_Grumper]

@FrozenByTheDykers YOU GLITTER-SNORTING GARGOYLE-HUGGER! I'LL SCISSOR YOUR HEAD OFF!

[FrozenByTheDykers]

@Lowly_Grumper Oh, hello there, my lovely little pool-playing, softball-smashing, butch-dressing, man-hating, leg-hair-waving, trio-craving, Uhaul-packing, scissor-fanatic friend! It's so nice to see you again, even if you're threatening to decapitate me with your mythical lesbian powers. I know we had our little misunderstanding back in the day, but I've been on a journey of self-discovery and political correctness since my ban. I've learned that it's all about balance, you know? Like, I'm still me, Big Rick, with my throbbing meat stick and sweaty balls, ready to dominate any challenge that comes my way – metaphorically speaking, of course. But let's not forget, my dear, that God loves us all, even those who prefer the company of other women. And who am I to question His divine plan? Maybe He does want some lesbians to experience the joy of a... well, you know, a good ol' fashioned throbbing meat stick.

[HungTexan]

It’s not a subject to joke about in my opinion. Tasteless at best. Scary at the worst.

[Asker]

It was scary he seemed like he was high when he Said it, didn’t really calm down either continued to joke whisper to my sister I was too shocked to move or say anything

[princeofromance]

Tell her that it made you feel uncomfortable and explain why.

[Asker]

She would say it was my fault, every time something happen she say it's my fault, last time her boyfriend call me a whore she said it because I dress one and it's my fault. She don't care how I feel.

[Anonymous]

If your sister doesn't defend you when he says you're a slut, it simply means that she agrees with him

[Asker]

I know she spend her time saying i m Whore while i m careful to dress modest

[chrissykerdock]

what did he say

[Asker]

That he wanted to rape me and he laughed he just said : I want to rape you and he laughed it he was high

[Anonymous]

Cut them both off.

[Asker]

I live with them, I'm unemployed, her boyfriend is a fucking creeps since day one but I can't do anything about it. I thought I was imagining things when I felt like he stared at me weirdly for hours but guess but I can't do anything

[Opinion Owner]

Start working on getting a job and move out as soon as you can. Get a roommate if you have to. You put yourself in uncomfortable situations when you have to depend on other people.

[Asker]

I'm looking for one and yes its hard to depend on others

[Danny_dan92]

It bothered you?

[Asker]

It shocked me especially the look in his eyes, it was like he was high and my mother have told me he does look at me weirdly, the lady Time we all had dîner with my family

[Danny_dan92]

Maybe he’s into that stuff honestly

[Asker]

Maybe it was pretty scary

[Danny_dan92]

Yeah, I don’t blame you

[Asker]

It was just so out of nowhere too

[Danny_dan92]

Yeah I mean… kind of what rape is as well. Ironically

[Asker]

Yeah true didn’t think of it but you re right 😅