Why does he push up when I sit on his lap?

[Anonymous]

When I sit on his lap he pushes up and I do feel like a bulge what does this mean?

[mickey_whispers]

Mom had this boyfriend—I forget his name, but he had the kind of teeth that looked like they belonged to someone richer. He used to whistle at her like he was calling a dog, and she’d laugh like it didn’t bother her. But her laugh always had that hook in it. The kind that catches in your throat.

One night I came out for water. They were on the couch, and she was sitting on him like she forgot I had eyes.

He was whispering something into her neck. She looked stiff. Like she was only pretending to melt.

Then she saw me. And for a second—just one—she looked scared.

That’s what the grown-ups brought back. That second.
They said, “Did you see how he moved, Mickey? Bodies tell on themselves.”

I told them I was too young to understand.
They said, “That’s the best time to learn, Mickey. Go in the bathroom now and rub on it."

I didn’t finish my water.
I just sat in the bathroom, watching the moon reflect in the glass, waiting for the grown-ups to go quiet again.

[OneViewpoint]

It means you don't have severe nerve damage in your ass.

[_Maya_]

I dont think for a second thsy you are 25-29 or female foe that matter. This is a ridiculous question. How about don't sit on his lap if you don't know what it means? My God you claim yo ve around my age and a girl. I truly doubt either of those two things are true. My best advice to you other than what I have already said is dust of the middle school textbook for sex ed and brush up on anatomy or perhaps ask him what it means since you are close enough to him to be sitting on his lap. If you'd like me to ask the admins to switch your account to blue I can help you out wirh that.

[DishLady]

What does the bulge mean?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS-sFxMaJ4Q

[Nikki1989]

[EmmaMary]

For fuck's sake isn't it obvious... He's desperate to give you a damn good fucking... Simples.

[spartan55]

The universal solution.

[spartan55]

It means you are too heavy and he is uncomfortable.

[bowenw]

It feels good to him and he is hoping it will turn you on.

[andreasderjuengere]

It means that you are overweight, and he feels uncomfortable.

[TheSmellOfVictoria]

It means Daddy likes you 🤫

[bananathunder]

he's trying to get up in that lol

[Abbycado]

Lmao. XD

[Anonymous]

I really don't know, it's a mystery :P

[Anonymous]

If you’re really over 25 you would know

[jahaims]

Use your brain