What does your real, everyday morning routine look like?

[Starlux]

I normally go to the bathroom, grab my phone and check messages and post, eat, get on to play games with friends on my days off.

[msmissydc]

One of two options
1. Wake up when my husband goes to work. Hope not to fall asleep again. Read a bit. Depending on my appointments, get up sooner or later. Take a shower, make breakfast, and specifically coffee. Start the day.
2. Wake up with or before my husband. One of us prepares coffee while the other uses the bathroom first. After the shower, depending on who went first, we prepare the rest of the breakfast. If we have time we do a bigger breakfast. And then start the day.
Sometimes the part of waking up and the rest is interrupted by reading or something else. When really nothing is to be done in the morning.

[Abbycado]

Bathroom, usually have some juice and fruit or something. Then it depends on what day it is. Sometimes I am first to get showered and stuff and other days roommates need to be ready and out the door before me.

[Mike_Hum]

I get up, pee, feed the dog and cats, make a cup of coffee and check email. poop, play the NYT games, and watch the local news.

[queenofcardio]

Similar except I go to work. I go with the flow on my days off.

[Ariesman81]

Coffee, shit, get dressed and out the door

[Jeff51]

Shower, go to work

[Anonymous]

I don't have a morning routine.

[Anonymous]

Well, don't you have a sad life? Damn!

[Starlux]

I said morning routine. Not the whole day...