Polls: Guy's Behavior

According to this... Which one is you?
And what if it's a female version, how would it be categorized?

https://waitbutwhy.com/2013/10/10-types-of-30-year-old-single-guys.html

10 Types of 30 Years Old Single Guys (+Ladies?)

8.) The Aggressively Online Dating Guy Who Can’t Believe He’s Not Married Yet
9.) The In-The-Closet Guy
10.) The Guy Who Has Just Fully Quit At This Point

Sorry. I can't have all the options there, so the last 3 are here.

With the countless ways people address eachother.. just curious
guys: if you call a girl princess.. are you doing that generally to flirt.. be friendly? Something else?
I have a friend that I’ve known for almost 10 years.. things have largely stayed friendly over the years.. we were intimate for a few months back in 2016 before he moved away (I’m still in Northern California.. he moved to southern).. the other day when I sent him a picture of something.. he sent “good morning princess” back.. I went with it with a chuckle.. figuring he might be joking.. when I mentioned that if I’m princess.. that would make you my loyal adviser. He said lol.. thought you were gonna say I’m you’re king. I laughed and said something off the cuff.. and he mentioned that he was serious when he said princess.
just wondering if referring to a girl as princess like that.. trying to be flirty? Friendly? Maybe a little both? Opinions always helpful and appreciated..

Or is shy to do it infront of you?

Obviously all men are different but this is a generalising question but they also always seem to get the best type of guys who treat them like princesses and put up with there unreadable crap, why is this?

He’s never mentioned her to me but her name constantly pops up on his phone for Snapchat notifications and there is a pink heart emoji so I think it means they’re each other’s best friends on SC.
If he spoke about her openly I don’t think it would bother me but this feels secretive

Ok so I have seen girls with large breasts that are not very fit and same with girls with large butts that aren't fit, and some guys go all gaga over them. Does the size of "the goods" outweigh what the rest of a girl's body looks like? Like do guys not care if a girl is fat as long as she has whatever it is that gets them going?

I see many girls not liking to be touched near their thighs and stomachs by guys...
is it weird that i'm the odd one out here?
i just don't know why , but i just love the feeling of a guy's hands caressing my thighs and my flat stomach , it feels I'm in heaven and also instantly turns me on
does your girlfriend also think the same or am I the only one?

sometimes I purposely wear really short shorts and sit next to my crush so that he puts his hands on my thighs , or sometimes when i wear a bikini , or a crop top , i purposely lay down next to him so that he caresses my stomach

again , is it weird?
thanks!

I like complimenting people when they look good it just comes naturally. I see guys being mad at girls complaining about getting sexual remarks every time they go out because you don't get a single compliment, but when I do compliment a guy he automatically thinks I'm looking for more when I really don't have any ulterior motive.
Should I not compliment you guys or is there a specific way to make sure you'll understand it's not a flirt but just a girl being nice?
Also why do you have to sexualise a little compliment so fast, even when guys compliment you a lot of you think he's being gay... Why does it all go from 0 to 100 so fast?

let's see lol
my body type falls in the first option lol

Why is it that in society men are discouraged to shave their legs smooth by calling it gayish / effeminate/feminine while they're encouraged to shave their chest, stomach and back hair?