How To Be Fit And Unattractive Simultaneously

It is often assumed that fit people tend to be more attractive than fat people. Indeed, many fat people who want to be fit do so out of vanity. For fat people who care more about their personal health than personal appearance, they must do these steps to ensure fitness for themselves while giving an impression of fatness and unattractiveness to others.

1. Wear a Fat Suit.

How To Be Fit And Unattractive Simultaneously

The best way to look fat is to wear a fat suit. Note that people can tell that you are fat not only by the largeness of your clothing, but also by the shape of the face. So, if you want to be fit but appear fat, then you have to wear a fat suit that covers your body and the face.

The only problem is, who can afford paying a private make-up artist to design your fat suit? So, in case you are on a budget, you can go to the next points.

2. Wear Extremely Baggy Clothes

This is extremely easy to do, if you have been overweight and have worn extra-large outfits. You just have to keep your old garments and wear a hand-me-down belt around your waist. Any kind of pants can fit, as long as you have a belt to keep it up. As a normal-weight person in old overweight clothing, the clothing will now feel very comfy. Wearing old overweight clothing is also good for your wallet, as you don't have to go to the store to buy normal-size outfits.

The only time when overweight clothing would be a burden to a normal-weight person is when you have to do something that generates a lot of body heat, like exercising or doing some kind of labor-intensive activity (mowing the lawn with a push-mower and a broken motor for 30 minutes or mowing the lawn with a completely mechanical but environmentally-friendly mower during the wee hours of the morning to avoid the direct sunlight at high noon). Then, you probably want to wear less, lighter clothing. Just a snug t-shirt, shorts, and a rimmed hat will do.

3. Make Scary Faces

Perhaps the easiest way to make yourself look unattractive is to make a silly or scary face. The difference between the silly face and the scary face is that the silly face draws laughter and attention, and the scary face is a great human-repellent. Do that facial expression as long as that person is there. When the person leaves out of disgust, you may return to your normal face.