I don't know about you, but I just love a good bowel movement. My sustenance is a mix of beans, prunes, metamucil, and laxatives. If I could pick a favorite time of day it would be when I'm sitting on the thrown laying a brick to build the great pyramid. What is your favorite type of bowel movement?
Loopy Poopy = When it curves around and spells out COOL messages for you in the bowl.
Second Wave Poopy = When you take a dump, wipe, go to wash your hands and are blessed with an erg for an encore performance so you rush instantly back to your thrown.
Split Pea Poopy = Green liquified pleasure with chunks of satisfaction.
The Logger = All bringing back the classics, just firm long floating satisfaction.
Spooky Poopy = When you have the strongest erg to drop one over Hiroshima but miraculously there's just nothing there when you get off the pot. It's like a ghost came out of your butt!
Loopy Poopy = When it curves around and spells out COOL messages for you in the bowl.
Second Wave Poopy = When you take a dump, wipe, go to wash your hands and are blessed with an erg for an encore performance so you rush instantly back to your thrown.
Split Pea Poopy = Green liquified pleasure with chunks of satisfaction.
The Logger = All bringing back the classics, just firm long floating satisfaction.
Spooky Poopy = When you have the strongest erg to drop one over Hiroshima but miraculously there's just nothing there when you get off the pot. It's like a ghost came out of your butt!
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