What is your favorite type of bowel movement?

[Anonymous]

I don't know about you, but I just love a good bowel movement. My sustenance is a mix of beans, prunes, metamucil, and laxatives. If I could pick a favorite time of day it would be when I'm sitting on the thrown laying a brick to build the great pyramid. What is your favorite type of bowel movement?

Loopy Poopy = When it curves around and spells out COOL messages for you in the bowl.

Second Wave Poopy = When you take a dump, wipe, go to wash your hands and are blessed with an erg for an encore performance so you rush instantly back to your thrown.

Split Pea Poopy = Green liquified pleasure with chunks of satisfaction.

The Logger = All bringing back the classics, just firm long floating satisfaction.

Spooky Poopy = When you have the strongest erg to drop one over Hiroshima but miraculously there's just nothing there when you get off the pot. It's like a ghost came out of your butt!

Loopy Poopy

Second Wave Poopy

Split Pea Poopy

The Logger

Spooky Poopy

[Anonymous]

I generally have to poop after every big meal I eat so 3 times sometimes more if what I eat upsets my stomach. I have what I call cat poo because it looks like what cat poo does, size and all.

[Asker]

Do you use a litter box?

[Opinion Owner]

No, I could though and no one would know

[Ladyegg67]

I poo like a rabbit. Out in the yard. Lol for real though I have small pellets poops , my husband said it sounds like I'm dropping marbles in the toilet.

[Asker]

Heh stop playing marbles in there!

[Ladyegg67]

But I'm so good at it.

[Slavanna]

D wins big time. The power you feel when you can shit out something longer than what most guys wish their dick was.

[Beatrice1865]

Most women can shit out something longer than what most guys wish their dick was. Estrogen gives us basically superpowered farts and shits.

[Anonymous]

I took a logger dump at school, it was massive. I think those feel the best. Especially with the palate cleanser farts that I let out after.

[LittlemissTourettes]

I'm constipated all the time, so any poop is a good poop.

[jamaall89]

Lmao, this question. I feel like this is a bit of a troll, but at least you do it in style. Bravo!

[Anonymous]

Squatty Potty helps me get that fucking shit out! Meanwhile play with this.

[Anonymous]

"D" wins...had a 3 foot logger other day, and it was the best feeling in the world. Yep, it was a good day :)... :X

[Asker]

lol, you must of pole vault over the shower.

[Opinion Owner]

Yes that, and/or an atomic throne always does the job good :) yeah baby!

[Asker]

I think you need an auto flush on that sucker.

[Opinion Owner]

Super sucker with auto flush, now we are talkin.

[knotme]

a no hassle one, and one with relief

[Anonymous]

I like the second wave with the logger styled :D

[Asker]

What are you building a log cabin over there?

[Opinion Owner]

Yeah :D
It's so tall, it takes multiple times to flush it off.

[Asker]

lol *smh*

[Anonymous]

i suffer from irritable bowel syndrome

[Asker]

OK grumpy butt.

[Opinion Owner]

it really sucks sometimes

[Asker]

I'm sure. You can't bask in all the glory the rest of us can.

[Anonymous]

thrown = throne?
Voted accordingly.

[Asker]

Yes, I was so excited by the thought of excrement that I wasn't thinking clearly! On a side note excrement does have a tendency to get thrown at people that are anal...

[Opinion Owner]

I will just ignore the side note since that wasn't my intention.
I just didn't feel like getting wordy.

[shavedblls]

hi i like it when my poop is hard and big

[randomize8]

For me it’s always D