I just ate a whole box of Little Debbie's Chocolate Cupcakes. I... I think I'm dying. Can somebody help me?

[kambo_trick3y]

Room... spinning.

Walls... talking.

It feels as if my soul is being sucked down a chocolatey black hole vortex of 160+ grams of sugary death and destruction.

Yet all I can feel is a deep sense of satisfaction and absolutely no regret.

Damn you for making me love you Little Debbie.

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Look at her... staring at me with with her innocent, wholesome little country girl facade. You know damn right what you did you little Black Widow...

[Paris13]

Theobromine poisoning or chocolate poisoning is an overdose reaction to the xanthine alkaloid theobromine found in chocolate, tea, cola beverages, and some other foods.
Please, Kambo_, if you are still experiencing Any More serious symptoms, get to the doctor. Don't Let Little Debbie be your demise... You have over done it with her sweet, delectable cute cakes.
Good luck. xx

[Paris13]

Wow.. I just saw, 14 hours ago... Are you okay? I just woke up and saw this... xx

[SandPlanet]

It has been scientiffically proven that the only antidote to an overdose on Little Debbie's Chocolate Cupcakes, is eating an equal amount of Kelly's Snips. This has to happen as soon as possible after the LDCC-O. D., so you better hurry up.

Trust me, you will feel better afterwards.

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[kambo_trick3y]

Why, that's preposterous Sand. Why in the world would I want to eat Kelly's Snips? I refuse to do it.

... Unless of course, that was what you were anticipating all along. And in you telling me this, you did not expect me to counter your reverse psychology ploy. To which I answer by eating this delicious bag of Kelly's Snips™: Now with more Roasted Peanut Flavor!

[SandPlanet]

Victory is mine.

[kambo_trick3y]

...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91wwMVyzqSA

[SandPlanet]

Alright, see you in a couple of hours when you're done throwing up.

[kambo_trick3y]

I accept my chocolately, peanuty regurgitating fate with... somewhat honor and dignity.

[SandPlanet]

A true Smithers.

[ArabianPwincess197]

You'll be fine lol. Look at homer simpson he's always eating so many donuts he's fine you only ate a box of cupcakes you'll be fine

[TonyNoTiger]

I'm here for you, we will get through this together.

[kambo_trick3y]

Thank you, I am only a broken shell of a man now.

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[JackKerouac77]

The chemicals in those cupcakes could very well be having that exact reaction.

[BertMacklinFBI]

those are so fucking good! I <3 America hahaa

[Part6fam]

Oh man they look nice! I have sweets in my bag and I am not touching them cos I am trying to control myself, but questions like this make it incredibly hard lol

[kambo_trick3y]

Turn back while you can, save yourself and your soul...

[Part6fam]

I always give in 😔

[Mgoods]

R. I. P man...

What's your DVD collection like? I need some new stuff...

[AmberDawnxo]

Hahaha maybe the cupcakes really aren't that bad, and they just sent you to heaven?

[bubbletrouble]

I wish you would've saved me some. Those look so delicious.

[justbeinghonest]

I think whatever you smoked sounds pretty good.

[kambo_trick3y]

Was never much of a smoker, more like a shooter. If I could inject Little Debbie's Cupcakes intravenously I would.

[justbeinghonest]

Then you're on the same steroids my dog is. They make her very hungry and thirsty.

[lovin_u]

U do know they put magic mushrooms in them?

[kambo_trick3y]

:O :O :O

[itsallover]

Diabetes pending haha

[been_waiting]

Have fun having diarrhea

[COCOCHANEL]

oh ! i want !

[DanAG]

Lightweight.