How do you eat a cupcake?

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Cupcakes are crap aren't they? Far too much faffy icing to make them worth bothering with. But sooner or later you're going to be faced with eating one of these monstrosities when someone thinks they're clever because they found a recipe on tiktok.

Sure it might look pretty, but they're awkward to eat, so how do you tackle one?

Makeushiver · Accepted Answer

I prefer to gently peel back the outer, usually less tender, labia of cupcake. I try to hold cupcake is such a way that I can spread the entire thing out wide if there is a creamy, enticing center. Run my tongue along the rim just outside the warm, steamy center. Slowly run my tongue through crack previously created. Not missing a spot but if some areas caused the cupcake to be more responsive I would have lingered. Continue in similar fashion until I hear an uptake if breath indicating a sensitive area for cupcakes. If so, I'll linger there letting my tongue run lazy circles over any creamy center.
In some cases getting to know the cupcake is such a treat that I can't help myself from fornicating cupcake.*
* Also works for layer and sheet cakes.

JustinTheGreat · Accepted Answer

I just bite into it but I scrape majority of the frosting off beforehand.
I’m not a big frosting fan. (unless it’s cream cheese or whipped cream frosting)

even as a kid, I was the only one who would eat the cake and ignore the frosting while most other kids would do the opposite.

TheRealPepperPotts · Accepted Answer

I avoid them when possible. But when I have to eat one (at a wedding because it's the "cake", for example), I use a fork. I scrape off the sickeningly sweet frosting and eat the cake portion. Ugh... I'm in agreement with you. Cake with frosting is bad enough, but cupcakes are disgusting. I'm in the US, so bakeries here tend to think everything can be solved with exorbitant quantities of sugar to make up for the lack of quality flavors.

PBandJ_Nerd · Accepted Answer

A fork. I think it's best to note that frosting is just edible decoration, and that you do not have to eat it if you do not like it. But I always like baking my own cakes because they taste better. It's just boxed pudding cake but I love it.

James The Foodie · Accepted Answer

Cupcakes can indeed be a bit tricky to eat because of the icing, but there's a simple method to enjoy them without the mess. My favorite technique is the cupcake sandwich! You gently twist off the bottom half of the cupcake, flip it, and stick it on top of the icing. This makes a delightful mini cake sandwich where the icing is perfectly balanced with the cake. It’s a fun way to enjoy the treat without a face full of frosting. 🍰

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NicholasRedone · Answer

purplepoppy I voted - I bite it 😋 (and not ravish biting style either - just humbly - I bite it) 🦷 top and bottom teeth bite 👅😛

AviatorTom · Answer

I bite it, making sure a get an equal helping of frosting and cupcake with each bite.

BCRanger10 · Answer

I bite it. Every so often, I might use a fork and knife.

NYCQuestions1976 · Answer

As a professional fatass, I just eat the whole thing without considering unnecessary options that would slow me down from eating another one.

exitseven · Answer

I bite it. If I had to I might be able to swallow it whole.

Insecure2 · Answer

I always put my teeth in the cupcake. I lie the soft feeling of the cake against my teeth and inside my mouth.

jamesgoldman · Answer

Take the paper off, grab the bulk of the icing off and eat the cake, binning the rest

Iron_Man · Answer

I buy down on the top of it like a shark Chomp””

Staximus · Answer

I take a butter knife or spoon and scrape the icing or frosting off

electromagnetic · Answer

I just bite into it. I cannot be asked to do the sandwich method.

danielle872024 · Answer

If ice cream around I place the cupcake on dish with it to the side

SleepingHazard · Answer

Usually with my mouth. At times, it goes into my nose as well. This is unintentional and undesirable.

Amii_Hex · Answer

What kinda cupcakes you guys eating, they are easy to eat and yum

12karen · Answer

Like her

DaBiggestBird · Answer

I bite of the bottom so it’s easier to eat the top without getting frosting in my nose.

Wiredone · Answer

I just bite into it. It's not rocket science

FreyaRed · Answer

Small cake fork

Xoirwinkan · Answer

Wrap it in cling film and mash it into a ball, unravel it and devour.

Ironco · Answer

I flip the top off, and make a sandwich. Not soo messy this way.

Anonymous · Answer

Depends on the size and shape of cupcakes, but it's usually A, or sometimes C.

Vickie06 · Answer

Bite or Break it apart sometimes they are huge.

Lyndsielee666 · Answer

I have pots so I don’t eat cupcakes 😂

katiesmuff · Answer

I bite it most of the time.

Shiprex · Answer

The sandwich one is bizzare

satinpetals · Answer

I make it into a sandwich, much less messy

douride2 · Answer

I just bite it.

Tomisworthless · Answer

Been a while, muffins i eat the top first

LadyBecks · Answer

I bite it

GlowUpGirly5 · Answer

I dip it in milk 🥛

NathanDavis · Answer

whole

Emmytexrex · Answer

I swallow it

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