Would you like a live-in masseuse?

[Anonymous]

I'd give Swedish massages for rent... no lie lol.

[funkipunk]

Hmm... that's interesting topic to think about.

Do you mean living free of charge? Like you wouldn't contribute to monthly rent at all, but rather just provide personal massages to me as a method of payment? If that's what you mean, then I'd say no. That's a PURE monetary trade-off for physical pleasure. So, I'd say it's as if each of us would be using one another for something... which doesn't seem right to me.

If you simply lived with me as a roommate, and were willing to provide Swedish massages because you're a massage therapist, then I would have no problem with that. That'd actually be a pretty sweet deal having a roommate who liked doing something like that. I would certainly like having a live-in relationship like that. In this scenario, it's not like either one of us would be using each for some sort of benefit either. You'd simply be doing something for me, and I'd make sure to return the favor in other ways. For example, I could do some extra cooking for you, or maybe get you a gift as a sign of my appreciation.

[BertMacklinFBI]

I would actually love that. I've been craving a nice back massage for so long. I need one, I got like 1 knot in my muscles that is just killing me cause I can't reach it hahaa.

[Asker]

Awww poor baby!

[Athleticbroo]

Without rent O. P?

My frat brothers won't like it much brah.

[AlwaysBelieving]

Something about a future s/o being a masseuse and there goes to a happy ending.

[Anonymous]

I would freaking LOVE that! Did you end up doing it?

[Anonymous]

In before happy ending jokes