Do you think you're screwed when?

[kartoos]

Do you think you're screwd when you miss a mosquito by killing him/her and then you know he/she will come back and bite you under your feet where it gets really annoying?:D like if I miss to Kill one mosquito then it brings back an entire army to bite me Lol how's your experience?

[GamingMouse]

Once, in summer, I had this weirdest experience with those vampires. So I was sitting late at PC and saw something fly past. Somehow I KNEW it was a mosquito and tried to kill it. Yet unsuccessfully. So I went to sleep and when I almost began to dream I suddenly heard something fly near my ear. Hit my face a couple of times, thought killed it. NO. It was alive... I get out of bed, turn the light on and start hunting. Saw it sitting on my wall just above my bed. I slowly and carefully, like a hunting tiger, approached it and smashed. BAM BAM BAM. Dead. The other night I had such fight again. And they kept coming from nowhere for like 7 days. 7 days I couldn't go to sleep without hunting a bloody mosquito like and idiot... It was awful... I was still hearing them for a couple of days. Don't know how they did it but it was one hell of a war.

[kartoos]

Hahahaha pretty amazing story you got there :D

[GamingMouse]

I thought about writing a book about that, but I'm not writer myself so... :D

[kartoos]

That's a story of its own.. A book would become boring

[GamingMouse]

True, true

[BertMacklinFBI]

I don't stop until I get the kill.

[kartoos]

But once you miss them they get into stealth mode lol

[BertMacklinFBI]

I keep my good old eye on it but hey im like deadshot, I never miss. :D

[kartoos]

You're hired then hahah

[Anonymous]

You after you miss that one mosquito:

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[Opinion Owner]

Thanks for MH =)

[-Zoe-]

That's why I don't harm them because that what happens if I try to kill and miss one.. :p I use insect repellent instead and it works best for me.. lol

[kartoos]

Lololllloll don't be a pussy. Take charge of your hands and go war with them :p

[Minionlicious]

Whats worse are the bees!! They stick together and hold grudges! Actually the only reason I'm glad it's winter... Less bugs!

[kartoos]

Dudeeeee bees are scary and you cannot miss them on your first shot. That's like waging a war with them :o:p

[Minionlicious]

I think I've learned my lesson after 15 times getting stung! Although I did step on a lot of half dead ones and then they were like we'll I might as well sting her one last time before I die :P

[kartoos]

Hahahaha the only bee I love is bumblebee :D

[Minionlicious]

Now I'm just scarred for life... Forever terrified 😊

[kartoos]

Cmon its just a bee not a tiger

[Minionlicious]

I'm pretty sure I'd rather face a tiger... Yup definitely a tiger

[kartoos]

Facing a tiger is not a big deal Lol getting eaten by him is haha

[Minionlicious]

I'm sure he would eat me... What if I taste bad? We could be friends!

[kartoos]

Hahaha you do realize that we're talking about a tiger whose an animal and not a guy who would taste you and might find you bad :D

[Minionlicious]

Yes but I didn't think tigers ate people unless they feel threatened or something and white tigers are cute!

[kartoos]

Hahahah tigers loves to eat pretty people so if you think you're pretty then you might be in danger already :D

[kartoos]

I knowww my friend has two cubs they are super cuteeeeee.. Especially when they yawn awwww

[Minionlicious]

Omg seriously? I'm so jealous!! Are they white tigers?

[kartoos]

Yusss white ones and very cuteee..

[Minionlicious]

Awwwwwwwwwwww I would probably stay at your friends house for forever ❤❤❤

[kartoos]

Hahaha don't worry I'll buy one cub soon you can have that as your b'day gift ;) haha jk I'm not giving my cub to anyone. it takes like $2000 to get s license for keeping a cub

[Minionlicious]

Hey! Not nice! I was sooooo excited for a second! I was about to say that you better get on that because my birthday is in a month😊

[kartoos]

Hahah awww you can always come to my end spend sometime with the cubs and go Lol oh that's nice when is it?

[Minionlicious]

January 8th and I don't think you should let me come over and see them because you would have a permanent house guest..

[kartoos]

Hahahaha not to worry.. We're full of hospitality! You're most welcome :)

[Minionlicious]

Awww awesome! My new favorite place

[Deft_maiden]

What imagination you have!

[kartoos]

Lol tell me about your experience first :D

[kheserthorpe]

Be glad they're not japanese giant hornets.

[kartoos]

What the fuck are Japanese giant hornets? Sounds like nuclear :p

[kheserthorpe]

They are huge frigging hornets that grow up to like 5 cm. They spit acid at your eyes. The acid has pheromones to draw moar of them. They kill 30-40 people a year in Japan.

You will be surprised to know they are horrible to things smaller than themselves as well. If they find a beehive of european honey bees, they mark it with pheromones, then like 30 of them will attack. They will kill 30000 bees in a few hours, by chopping each one of them to pieces with their mandibles. They then fly home with the thoraxes to feed their young. (Japanese honey bees are less productive but have a defensive system where hundreds of them swarm the hornet and overheat it).

[kartoos]

Damnnnn that sounds like a deadly army :o

[kheserthorpe]

They are my second least favorite insect, with human bot fly being worse.

[kartoos]

Wow haha good luck with that :D