Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? (Page 2)

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I believe men have it harder. Here's my conclusion... a year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it'll be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you'll never hear a guy say, "you know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case.

VampireEmpress · Answer

women say that afterwards because babies are wonderful. not because the pain wasn't horrific. and the duration does matter, because even post birth the woman can still be dealing with lots of symptoms.

Mustachekitteh · Answer

I've actually watched a video about this. :D

Mia2002 · Answer

Giving birth is defidentaly NOT like getting kicked in the nuts. Giving birth feels like barbed wires pushing against your stomach. At least that's how my mom said it. The pain of giving birth is so bad, that some people DIE doing it. Yeah. And have you actually ever seen or heard someone give birth? I have. The looks on their face is absolute pain. Also, when u actually stop and think about it. Your pushing a baby, out of your vagina. I rest my case.

523206720 · Answer

It hurts WAY more than getting kicked in the nuts but it is combined with the joy of knowing you have a living breathing child in your stomach and are bringing a new life into the world.

Lisathebunny · Answer

Why would a guy openly just say "Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting kicked in the nuts again" that logic is stupid and doesn't apply to child bearing at all.

colourhide · Answer

try pushing a watermelon out of your ass and then tell us which one is more painful

MarkyyG123 · Answer

Mate I honestly have no idea, I guess they both have their times at which they supercede the other but in the long run I would say giving birth is more painful that being kicked down south

Random_chick_2384 · Answer

I know your trolling. Congrats this one is really popular.

Anonymous · Answer

I don't think we will ever know which pain is truly the greater because no one (yet) has experienced both getting kicked in the balls and giving birth. There really is no way to determine which pain is worse until that can happen, and with current medical science I don't think that will be happening any time soon.

Anonymous · Answer

I know you're trying to troll here but i think you're being utterly stupid. Women who would like more children will feel the pain is worth it because they'll bring a life of their own into the world. There is an end goal whereas a kick in the balls just leaves you in pain (which in all fairness, doesn't even last that long). Women have it a lot harder than we do, trust me.

badboy666 · Answer

Kidney stones, that is worse than either. But I think the problem with your question is after giving a birth a woman has a child, which hopefully is a good thing. After getting kicks in the nuts the only good thing is it eventually stops hurting...

Drast · Answer

More reward (if you want a child) in pregnancy then getting kicked in the nuts.

Anonymous · Answer

Getting kicked in the nuts has no pros though. Giving birth creates a human being. Plus getting kicked in the vagina has the same amount of pain as getting kicked in the nuts but it is a lot more difficult to hit the right spot.

Pyrofox · Answer

All im going to say is both at some period can involve becoming queasy. Im not going to doubt what girs have said.

crystalt70 · Answer

Didn't you already ask this? Or was that someone else?

fuertaco · Answer

I'm trying to picture a baby coming out of... my ass ( I don't have a vagina so...) Nope!

Women go through hours of labor, not counting the actual part of their vagina getting stretched when the baby crowns. We get a sudden kick. Doesn't compare.

Anonymous · Answer

Having something literally rip through your body parts for hours is worse.

Unsername12345 · Answer

Not even close buddy! If you ever procreate you'll get it.

Sam19XX · Answer

It will be nice to have a child : It will be nice to have a baby , raise him and all that shit. NOT IT WILL BE NICE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL AND SCREAM WHILE GIVING BIRTH. Yeah , that is what i think.

chuppachup · Answer

If a man was repeatedly kicked in the nuts for a few hours, or however long labour usually is, then I'd say it would definitely be a contender. No way to know for sure though.

JackTyler · Answer

Dude getting kicked in the nuts has no benefits. If anything, it could lessen your chances of having kids. I've also seen childbirth. Watching it was painful enough!

Haciryne · Answer

These could not be compared. Giving birth gives the most pain for a human body.

bryon · Answer

I would expect the intensity to be very comparable.

Justinlovewithlove · Answer

My god the reason you gave's fucking hilarious :D  And i agree with you.

Anonymous · Answer

Women have it way harder. We have child birth. And periods.😒

DrBLan · Answer

Having witnessed child birth (twice) I'd say it looks worse. I've slammed my junk quite a few times but man; the whole birth thing just looks awful.

Ulyss · Answer

True even a slight tap on my nuts and I'm on my knees

jacquesvol · Answer

After the pain, the woman got a baby. After the kick, the guy got nuttin'.

Eastur · Answer

This is a strange question. You can not compare the one who gets kicked in the balls, he does not give birth, and those who give birth can not get a kick in the balls.

Anonymous · Answer

I TOO WOULD LIKEN ONE KICK IN THE NUTS TO HAVING TO SLOWLY POOP OUT AN EIGHT POUND TURD OVER THE COURSE OF SIX HOURS. TOUCHE GOOD SIR.

Anonymous · Answer

I think a good comparison to child birth that both could experience and agree on would be if your constipated for a week and finally dump out one long hard log that takes several minutes to come out but what a relief that would be after, lol

Anonymous · Answer

Pretty sure getting kicked in the nuts doesn't fracture your hips so... shush.

Aristotle · Answer

I don't know, I've never given birth. And a woman has never been kicked in the nuts.

Anonymous · Answer

The difference is women are designed to forget the trauma for the sake of maintaining the human race. You're just a pussy who can't take a hit to the nuts.

Noxifer626 · Answer

Your point is invalid. Childs also bring joy to a significant portion of the people who choose to have them. Kicks in the nuts do not.

Anonymous · Answer

Getting kicked in the balls is worse in the sense it can happen at any time during your whole life. A woman only gives birth a couple times and that's it. They never have to worry about it happening other than the time or two.

Meapmeap · Answer

This video has guys simulating child birth

Anonymous · Answer

If they didn't get a baby out of it, I doubt you would hear any women saying they fancy going through labour again, just for the hell of it.

MoKaLo · Answer

How about ou try pushing a human being outta your vagina///

Iron_Man · Answer

I was hit in he nuts by a soft ball it bent me over

Anonymous · Answer

A girl kicked me in the nuts thinking it was funny but in a fit of pain and rage I knocked her front teeth out. wasn't funny then.

hairyplopper · Answer

but has any man ever been kicked in the nuts for 3-4 days aka the time labor can take?

TheAngryBanana · Answer

No no trees do it all the time for my people they do not scream

Anonymous · Answer

you forgot a man bust his nuts taking care of the kid $300,000 to raise a kid until they reach 18 if you want them to have a decent life

immjusttmee · Answer

Lol this one Has to be a troll

9mfeo · Answer

There's no real way to tell. Pointless question.

xxbebosxx · Answer

were you born yesterday?

Bluemax · Answer

" I rest my case." Dude, don't be a lawyer.

XxbitemeXx · Answer

I hope you're joking.

KempisMC · Answer

Priceless humour , love it

DarkHumorRUs · Answer

It's way more painful.

atomique · Answer

Birth is worse.

PANDAmonium · Answer

Well that was hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.

Anonymous · Answer

Well you get a baby so there is reason for pain

Princessofpersia · Answer

Oh for fuck's sake

Anonymous · Answer

Of course it is, there's no comparison!

oogaboogaboogaooga · Answer

This just cracked me up wtf😂😂😂😂

Anonymous · Answer

That's nonsense question

xTechno_Vikingx · Answer

lol I'm done

Anonymous · Answer

OK, that's a real good point

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