Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

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I believe men have it harder. Here's my conclusion... a year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it'll be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you'll never hear a guy say, "you know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case.

Octavius · Accepted Answer

They are different pains and the body reacts differently. The one thing that both have in common is the nausea which are the same set of nerve endings being stimulated that cause the nausea and sometimes vomiting that can happen in both. The female body releases natural hormones that do act like morphine and dull a lot of the pain (some women are lucky enough that their body releases a ton and they actually never feel any pain at all) because the body is meant to go through that experience and it knows naturally what to do. Getting kicked in the balls serves no purpose so there is no reason for the body to help you out if it happens. Both can be traumatic or both can also be fairly not that bad. Both men have died from deaths relating to testicle assault and women have died from giving birth. I'm sick of seeing all these people saying their gender has it worse. You're all wrong!

AleDeEurope · Accepted Answer

Giving birth is the worst pain a person could receive (I would say burning alive is, though).
Getting hit in the balls is extremely painful, and it brings no good.
Giving birth brings a life YOU'VE created, that's worth anything. Any woman that has given birth has my utmost respect, and when my future girl gives birth to my kid/s, I'll be in debt to her till I die.

dihydrogenmonoxide · Accepted Answer

The ‘halo effect’ is the term given to describe the positive emotions experienced by the new mother when the baby is placed in her arms for the first time. In that moment, amidst a rush of oxytocin and happiness, the mother is likely to have a more positive view of the birth experience than she did ten minutes earlier. Simply put, the happiness of holding her baby for the first time overpowers any pain or negativity from the birth. That's why women will often say "it'll be nice to have another child."

A kick in the balls does not compare to giving birth. Do not be so ignorant. Try saying "oh it can't be that bad" to a woman screaming the fuck out of her lungs while giving birth... she'll be more than willing to tear your balls off.

Watch this

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Right because getting a swift kick to the nuts is FAR less traumatic than this crap

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not to mention the vaginal opening may not even stretch wide enough to release the baby in time meaning you may have to get CUT STRAIGHT OPEN RIGHT THEN AND THERE

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and let's not forget the fact that that big ol' incision is gonna need to be sewn up afterward LIKE YOU'RE A SWEATER

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seriously guys, you sound like the world's biggest idiots when you dare even compare some nut-kick to childbirth.

Minxxie · Accepted Answer

you don't get anything out of getting kicked in the nuts though so there is no incentive to go through it again. With birth you get a baby which is a pretty big incentive. Plus many guys have a fetich called "ball busting" where getting kicked in the nuts is a sexual thing for them and they will do it over and over again. There is also no recovery needed and no tearing or bleeding that comes with getting kicked in the nuts. Women bleed for a month after and can actually DIE from giving birth. The worst you can get from being kicked in the balls in that you have to vomit.

existing_not_living · Accepted Answer

I hate when guys say getting kicked in the nuts is worse. Having a baby is a h*ll of a lot worse than getting kicked in the nuts. Yeah, they both experience the same amount of pain, but a woman can experience that pain for 12 hours or even more while a man's pain will subside in only a couple.

mforizzle · Answer

It's not worse. Here is how you'll know. Imagine not only getting kicked in the balls (which can be close to the feelings of contractions). Now, take that feeling, and pair it with someone literally tearing your penis down the middle from the tip, and now add that with shitting out a watermelon.

So... no, getting kicked in the balls is not worse.

The reason why women want to have another baby is simply down to a biological drive (also hormones can numb the pain to an extent). Not wanting to get kicked in the balls is simply preservation. Kind of like how no one is like "yeah I'd love to get stabbed in face, I think it'd be cool"

You're comparing apples to oranges.

Anonymous · Answer

I'd like to remind you that giving birth doesn't end at giving birth or doesn't begin there either. We have years and years of period pain just for that birth and 9 months of pregnancy. Not to mention the 40+ days of bleeding after giving birth. So technically we hurt almost our whole life for giving birth, pretty sure men don't hurt there whole life for getting kicked in the balls. It's one of the reasons I don't want kids. If my periods hurt like someone's shoved a hand up my vagina and pulled my insides out then I can't imagine what pregnancy is like

Nightwing394 · Answer

Okay but get this this women are saying "i want another child" not "oh I want to go through the birthing experience again".. there's a difference.

And I think we will never know which is worse but id imagine birth is. But here's another difference women gain somthing from enduring that pain which I guess makes it worth it while guys don't.

and maybe girls can endure more pain haha, which is why I agree with Sheng wang when when she said “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.” ;D

snowangle · Answer

The difference is childbirth produces something wonderful. It's a new life, it's her child, there is nothing in the world she will ever love more than this baby. A kick to the nuts results in no such thing, which is why your logic is flawed. It's not the labor pains that women wish to experience again and again; it's the joy of creating something beautiful.

hannahlee0909 · Answer

First of all, giving birth is something wonderful. You've shared 9 months with the child in your womb and you're finally giving it life outside it. You share a connection like no other and it's because of small things like that we want to give birth again.
If we gained nothing from giving birth, we won't be saying something things like "It'll be nice to have another child."
Guys on the other hand gain nothing like that.
Think of it this way, if someone told you that for every kick you can get an expensive sports car or 10 million dollars or something like that. Then you wouldn't really mind experiencing it again would you?
It's a really bad comparison and I don't think anything can be compared with the thrill and love that comes with pain and gore of childbirth.
So in conclusion, I'm not sure which one would be more painful, but with giving birth we acquire something wonderful so it's worth it.

QuestionMan · Answer

Giving birth must be one of the most painful things on the planet, being kicked in the nuts hurts for a bit and than it's gone but different women go into labour for different amounts of time. Some to this day die from child birth. You are most likely not going to die from being kicked in the balls.

Here watch this video about simulated labour pains on men.

QooLipBite · Answer

Nahh gee, I think women have it harder on them.

A woman's vagina has twice the nerve endings than of the penis which means it is extremely sensitive.

Now, squeezing something the size of a grape fruit out of a coin sized hole composed of thousands of nerve endings has to be quite the painful experience.

HOWEVER

Thanks to modern technology, woman now have the luxury of putting their parts to sleep so that when they are delivering their children, their pain can be reduced drastically - whereas - a man will never get his parts put to sleep when getting it kicked unexpectedly so in real life situations, I would say that men have it harder on this occasion.

blink_1802 · Answer

well i mean with child birth you get a kid out of it, something many, MANY people consider to be the highlight and gem of their life, wheres getting kicked in the nuts you're just... getting kicked in the nuts. there is no prize for your suffering. childbirth; shoving a cantaloupe sized entity out of your genitals, and often never getting back the body you once had, possibly needing a c section (CUTTING open your abdomen). kicked in the nuts: a powerful blow to the most sensitive and unprotected organ in your body. they both seem incredibly painful, but childbirth takes the cake any day, no questions asked.

Alyssass · Answer

How would a kick in the nuts even compare to childbirth?

We say that it would be nice to have another child because that is a wonderful thing and the pain we experienced is nothing like the joy of bringing a child into the world. The pain that we experienced is much less than the bond we created over those nine months. It is worth it.

A kick in the nuts is like cool some nerve endings an artery and some of your reproductive bit got jostled around a bit. Getting punched in the boobs is not nice feeling either, but we also get to experience nine months of morning sickness, nausea, cramps and sometimes weird cravings and chills before days of horrifying pain and then our lower bits are expanded to like twenty times their original size. If the doctors decide it cannot fit we either get cut open or forcibly expanded. And death during childbirth is a very real possibility for both mother and child, especially without hospitalization and proper medical care.

DeltaDanner · Answer

It's difficult to say. Pain wise it depends on the kick. Women go through immense pain, no doubt, and I'm not gonna take away from that. However, a kick hard enough to the balls can staralize, knock-out, and even kill a man. You know you're gonna give birth, and you can take pain killers. For being kicked in the balls you normally have no idea and aren't on anything. The testicles, aside from being important for reproduction, are nerve clusters connected to the stomach. In other words you are hitting a super sensitive area that perceives pain much greater than other parts.
I want to go for being kicked in the balls being worse than giving birth, but it really all depends. 60% of the time child birth is worse 40% being kick is worse.

momo13 · Answer

Besides some bruised skin and a wounded ego, men get nothing out of getting kicked in the nuts. We get a baby to love and care for that will bring out the best of us and our family. So yes, ours is more painful but it comes with more worth. I rest MY case.

Anonymous · Answer

Women usually experience a slight spike in good feels after birth. We tend to only remember the last few bits of pain when we experience a large stretch of it. Getting kicked in the balls however has no pleasure at the end it's just a slow waddle back to being okay. So I think women by far experience more pain but are far less likely In hindsight to view the experience as painful unless other complications occur. I mean look at the difference women scream, cry, curse, make idle threats, clench, and even shit on themselves while birthing a child. Guys just throw up, curl up and whimper at worst. Also women tend to have a naturally higher pain threshold but are less inhibited by culture to outwardly express pain

XNicholeMariex3 · Answer

Because even though giving birth is fucking awful, the result is worth it. Guys get nothing as a result of getting knocked in the nuts. I rest my case. 😉

tyber1 · Answer

Oh SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. Giving birth is more painful. Any guy who didn't have his head up his ass would tell you that. Women say they want another kid because they want to bring another life into the world and believe it is worth the pain. That doesn't mean it is less painful than getting kicked in the balls. The reason women would go through child birth is because the reward is worth it to them. There is no reward for getting kicked in the balls. MYSTERY FUCKING SOLVED.

LightsOff · Answer

Lol, the reason why these ladies want to become pregnant again is because they want a child again. Not because they want their vagina to get ripped all the way to their ass again while pushing out something the size of a watermelon.
If you got 1million dollars for getting kicked in the nuts, I'm pretty sure you'd do it again at least once.

Lyndsielee666 · Answer

... I was ready to kill my dad when i had my daughter plus the bleeding for a month straight sucked, and the healing from the 20 something stitches i had in my vagina was awful. I could hardly sit down, i couldn't stand up properly without losing my breath plus the feeling in your boobs when they're too full of milk fucking sucks. I would rather have a few minutes or hours of ball pain instead of months of vagina. boob pain.

front2back · Answer

Obviously, it's painful enough that a woman's body has to stockpile endorphins for months to release during labor so she doesn't straight up pass out from pain.

Anonymous · Answer

I think they covered this already. Getting kicked in the nuts hurts worse because theyres more nerve endings in the testicles but the pain doesn't last nearly as ling as child birth. So nut shots hurt worse for a short amount of time, but childbirth (still very painful) doesn't hurt as bad as getting kicked in the balls but the pain is stretched out over a long period of time.

So child birth wins because the amount of intense pain you feel is stretched out over a lot longer period of time then getting kicked in the nuts.

And girls getting hit in the vagina or clit is like getting hit in the head of the dick, getting kicked in the nuts is like getting kicked in your ovaries if they were the size of his testicles.

BubbleButt23 · Answer

There are so many hormones released during childbirth that after you give birth you are so full of Love and wonder for your baby the pain is a back though. Women are stronger than men too.
Also, I doubt that being kicked in the balls feels like a knife being stabbed into your abdomen twisting and moving for 15 hours straight then maybe being kicked in the balls is the same. They say that giving birth is like every bone in your body breaking over and over again hours on end and I believe that seeing as though I've had two kids myself

Mistnigqa808 · Answer

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JustinTheGreat · Answer

Well thats because when a woman gives birth she gets a child out of it so the pain was obviously worth it lol
But i dont think there is really any way to know since there's no actual way to measure pain. Plus i think women naturally have a higher pain tolerance than men.

Anonymous · Answer

well that's because after you get kicked in the nuts nothing good comes after it. and after you give birth, the biggest love of your life takes from in real life.

see the difference? it's a no brain-er. one has a good outcome the other has nothing after it. and that by no means does it imply that it hurts less. imagine a huge ball coming out of a tiny hole, that's causing unbearable contraction pain all through your back and through your body, how can you compare that to pain in your balls that, sure hurts but not the same at all.

BelleGirl21 · Answer

It's not just the delivery. It's the MONTHS leading up to it. I guarantee if a man went through that he would be begging you to make it end and just kick him in the balls.

Jxpxtxr · Answer

Nice analyzing skills you've got there lol
Luckily I've never experienced birth pain and am not planning to ever do so as well as a kick in the balls is likely forever gonna stay out of my repertoire of experiences but this video might give you an idea:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7FIf6AmJ5E

:D

Shes_Like_Texas · Answer

I have never had a baby but I can tell you pushing a baby out of a small hole, than some dicks won't fit in is more painful, than getting kicked in the balls. Doctors say the only thing close for a man to experience the pain of childbirth is passing a large kidney stone and that still doesn't compare to the pain women experience.

BaileyisDarcy · Answer

I have very little doubt you posted this just for the flame war that you knew would come up. This is an age old debate, both women and men will class their pain scale as a ten and come up with reasons as to why that is. Considering though, that the only person who could ever truly know what's worse is a transman (who gave birth at least once during their time as a member of the female sex), there is no point and no end to this debate.

NatashaJ · Answer

I just want to say both situations can be preventive like if your a guy you can prevent yourself from getting kick in the balls (unless the person is crazy and had no reason to attacked you). A woman can choose not to have children. I just want to point those things out.

electrollama · Answer

But you don't get anything for getting kicked in the nuts. Giving birth makes you a parent, which people look forward to their entire lives. Just think, in the old days a mother had almost a 1 in 20 chance of dying during childbirth, and the child had a greater chance of dying, but you still had women saying that. Fun fact, we're pretty sure that childbirth for other animals doesn't even hurt that much.

AsunaKazuhaya · Answer

Giving birth is WAY more painful!! You go through birth for hours while getting kicked in the jiggles is minutes only. We say we would like to have another kid because it's the fact the we are giving life to something. Don't be fooled go through the birth simulation thing and you WILL understand!!

COCOCHANEL · Answer

they say that because children are a blessing and not in any way comparable to an injury.

Yellowbone · Answer

I've said this before & I'll say it again... the world may never know. Those that have balls, can't give birth, & those that can give birth, don't have balls.

I'm still confused as to why everything has to be turned into a competition of some sort... like does it matter?

dartmaul15 · Answer

that is actually tested.

A propr kick in the balls is found to be almost a THOUSAND times more painfull than giving birth, BUT giving birth was more painful over time ASUMING no part of the balls suffered damage.

So in short, kick in the balls is A LOT more intense and more painfull when it happens, but giving birth last a lot longer.

Can we shut the fuck up now?

Fruitsweg · Answer

Wanting more than one child is because you want another child it isn't about the pain of it idiot aw poor guys have it so bad all they haft to worry about is getting kicked in there balls guess what it hurts for a girl to get kicked there also why the hell does everything haft to be about men jesh

NatashaAnnJames · Answer

*Smiling with rolling eyes* Really?, only a man could say that.

Having an episiotomy or suffering a tear during childbirth does not even compare to a kick in nuts. It shows you just how strong an instinct a woman has to have a child, even being prepared to have her flesh ripped.

Sad-onion · Answer

you do know many women literally rip apart when giving birth? my ex is a midwife and she constantly tells about all the crap that can happen during child birth.

you know your gooch? the piece of skin between your balls and ass hole, imagine having that ripped open, cos that happens a lot apparently.

Anonymous · Answer

Well you get no reward for being kicking in the balls lol Women and parents both get a child... The fact thtat women commonly have to take tranqilizers to get through birth, I'd say they have it much much harder... and lets not start with the monthly cramping they have no control over...

Phoenix98 · Answer

Lol no not even close to the same level of pain, and this is coming from a guy who's been kicked there a lot.

JRICHARDS1996 · Answer

Are we going by length of time or quality of pain? Certainly giving birth lasts a lot longer than trauma to the testicles, though I would imagine that an extreme amount of trauma--like being hit there with a sledgehammer or something--would probably hurt more than giving birth at least for a few seconds even if the pain does not last as long.

Killer-Queen · Answer

This will explain.

beau18 · Answer

When it comes to pain, women and guys perceive it differently. When a guy Is kicked in the balls, the pain is equal to that of giving child birth.
In reality, a man will never know what women go through and women will never know what guys go through.

Anonymous · Answer

That's because giving birth is so horrible the mind blanks it out. The only time I have seen an animal suffer like that was a cow that got hit by a truck.

GhostChips · Answer

Guys only endure the pain for a few minutes at most. A pregnant woman goes through hours of pain to bring her creation of life to this Earth. It's hardly something you should compare.

AdventurerofOoo · Answer

There's been tests where they have simulate the pain of contractions on men, and most of them can't make it through the whole thing and quit because it's that much more painful

jokery56 · Answer

I think child birth is worse. Ill never birthnkids but i think Its only a strong amount of love and accomplishment that comes from pain and enduring. Unlike a kick innthe sack with no reward. Example if i said ill kick you in the nuts really hard but you will win a million dollars im sure down the road you will consider it

Anonymous · Answer

I've obviously never been kicked in the testicles, but I have given birth twice and it hurts a lot, but the reward is worth the sacrifice.

Anyway, it's comparing apples and oranges. Unless someone comes along who has been both kicked in the testicles and given birth, obviously unlikely, it's an unanswerable question and therefore pointless.

HoodieGuy · Answer

I love this question but I don't think anyone will ever really know. Unless a person can experience both you can't get a concrete answer, well that's how I see it. Plus everyone doesn't feel pain the same. Some people have a high pain tolerance while others have a low pain tolerance.

TellTallTale · Answer

The reasoning seems to be oversimplified. Medically, I believe women have it harder. No body died being kicked in the nuts more than women who died giving birth.

CookieLyon · Answer

This question made me think of how many licks would it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop. The world may never know...

The only one that could possibly know is a hermaphrodite that had regulation size balls and can carry and give a natural birth to a baby.

Anonymous · Answer

We have the power of our hips and our uterus (contractions). Also the birthing canal is built to expand. While it is not fun, yes birthing can be painful depending on the woman. Some women don't think it is and its their perception. I doubt your balls can tell which child had the biggest head. I sure can lol

Sincerely,

Mother of two

Anonymous · Answer

There is nothing positive gained from getting kicked in the nuts. While child birth is very painful, it creates a beautiful little person so it is worth the agony.
Maybe some guys out there could go and try out that simulation device that is supposed to simulate labour... then tell us.
A good question, though...

sarcasticbella · Answer

Probably because a kick in the nuts does not produce any reward, like say... an adorable little human for you to love the rest of your life. It is very painful but its worth it because you get a baby out of it. duh.

Anonymous · Answer

They're completely different. Kicked in the nuts is very short term, doesn't always settle in right away but like a few seconds later suddenly you're in pain. But birthing lasts many hours and likely feels just as bad if not worse, after all their vagina is literally stretching to squeeze an entire baby out. My girlfriend is often sore after we have sex I can't imagine what it would feel like to have a baby.

pixarA113 · Answer

Giving birth is worse, but it reeps more reward. You get a child. The only thing you get from getting kicked in the nuts is pain.

prettygirly91 · Answer

Some women die from childbirth. I've never seen a man die from getting kicked in the balls... lol

beautifulangel76 · Answer

Being kicked in balls and giving birth are two different kinds of pain. Its different with child birth because of all the hormones which is why a woman wouldn't mind having more.

zombiebabe · Answer

damn! how can being kicked in the nuts compared to childbirth? are you serious?

Anonymous · Answer

Woman's pain is much worse and much less temporary. Your argument is pretty invalid because you talked about how women do it more than once, but woman don't do it because they want to feel the pain more than once, it's because they want to have a CHILD more than once. You get nothing out of getting kicked in the balls. Getting a smack on your baby makers is nothing compared to LITERALLY PRODUCING A BABY. I respect your opinion, but sorry you're scientifically proven to be wrong.

miserybusiness · Answer

Well if a child popped out of your balls every time someone kicked it, you'd be saying the same thing

Applefan1 · Answer

From what I understand there has been actual studies done on this. Getting kicked in the balls can cause you do never have kids or in the worst case even kill a guy but then a woman can spend hours in labor.

pharaoh_lover48118 · Answer

for your records giving birth is classified as the second most painful thing at all after burning to death. so yeah I guess it's more painful than a kick in the nuts.

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