i know this was 2 months ago, but it popped up on my page as a poll. it's ludacris that you would think that getting kicked in the balls is ANYWHERE near as painful as going through childbirth. you stand in front of a man with a nine iron and get hit repeatedly for 24 hours and then say it's more painful than childbirth. child birth is essentially pushing something the size of watermelon out through an opening (one made of flesh and muscle with a TON a nerve endings) the size of a small kiwi fruit.
and yes, some women volunteer to go through it more than once, but then why do guys play street hockey and do grinds on railings with their skateboards without any protection? boys willfully put themselves in positions where they very likely could get wacked in the nuts. besides, I've heard men say that passing a kidney stone through their urethra is more painful than being hit in the balls.
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hmm... I can't really vote. I know it hurts to get kicked in the.. yeah. and I know birth hurts (my mom reminds me everyday how much it hurt! yuck! XP) so realy, each of them are equal. like it was said, if a guy gets kicked in that area and then they see someone get kicked there, it hurts. and a girl goes through labor for a long time. but afterwards, they girl doesn't hurt as much. and then there is no after effect for labor. once your through, you don't go through it again. unless ofcourse, if you get another baby.
each one is equally painful so really, I can't vote on this one... sorry! 8-\
Considering that girls can actually DIE from giving birth I went with that. I mean, the worst that can happen from gettin kicked in the balls is like losing a testicle or something. And if it really hurts THAT bad then why do guys do it to EACH OTHER all the time? Come on. lol
I'd say it depends on the severity of the ball kick. Testicular pain can, in somewhat severe cases, cause guys to cry, stay on the ground for hours, pass out, and in the most severe cases, actually die. Yes it can happen, and I heard of a case not to long ago where a woman squeezed a man's testicles so hard, he actually died. I'd say the average crotch shot is definitely less severe than giving birth. That said, if you kick a guy in the junk with steel toed boots or sharp toed shoes, and perhaps destroying a testicle in the process, then yeah, I'd say that could be on par. Why do none of the chicks here seem to understand that testicles can potentially feel tremendous pain?
Are you completely retarded?
First off, there is no "male" race. That doesn't even make sense. "Male" is a gender. I don't even know why you would want us to "support" it in this ridiculous debate. This isn't even a debate about gender, it's a debate about getting a "kick in the nuts" and giving birth. Do you honestly think that moving an entire human f***ing baby from your womb through your vagina and outside of your body, a process that can sometimes take multiple f***ing days, would hurt more than having someone kick you in the "nuts"? What is wrong with you?
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How can you even compare the two? One is a process the body goes through, the other is just an action the body receives. Regardless of the fact that they both involve pain, they're two completely different things.
When I hear about guys dying from a kick to the balls the way some women die in childbirth, I might consider the two to be on the same level.Getting kicked in the nuts hurts more because there is no reward
think about you will never have a guy say "oh I think you should kick me in the balls again" but millions of women go " I want to have another baby" so it stands to reason that being kicked in the balls hurts more.Labor lasts way longer than any pain from being kicked in the balls could ever last. Plus, there's the nine months of possible pain (at the very least discomfort) leading up the labor. Birth would definitely hurt more.
I say you are one crazy bastard if you honestly think being kicked in the nuts compares in any way to giving birth.
Birth can last 48 or more hours, a kick in the balls only hurts for a few minutes. You do the math.
you are crazy if you think getting kicked in the nuts comes even close to what childbirth is like
Getting kicked in the huts is horrible. I still get nightmares about it. But... It doesn't even compare to childbirth. Not too mention labor can last for hours. So... yeah, giving birth is way worse.
Why would getting "kicked in the nuts" hurt more than giving birth? That's completely ridiculous.
Giving birth dumb ass. I've never heard this as a debate question before, it's like DUH were you born yesterday?
Birth in the balls would hurt most I reckon.
But in this instance, what FrozenDonkeyWheel and Cool-Relax said.I think labor pain hurts a hell of a lot worst than getting kicked in the nuts, labor pain takes hours on top of hours.
ummmm I can't imagine how a kick could hurt as bad as something that's drawn out over hours and hours...but then I am not a guy so I can't really say.
Defo giving birth! I would rather get kicked in the nuts than give birth. That is if I had a dick.
wtf are you retarded, its obviously giving birth...this isn't even close, sure ball tapped hurts, but girls have a f***ing baby coming out of their vagina, come on now, its obvious
Since no-one can possibly experience both to compare and since there is no objective method for measuring pain this question will remain unanswered.
I do believe getting kicked in the balls hurts more. Though we can't be 100% sure, I am going to vote for balls anyways. Guys don't usually decide when we get hit there - Girls (usually) decide to get pregnant!
Obviously balls... my gf hits me everyday.. it hurts like hell
Birth man.
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