Is having a baby worse than being kicked in the nuts?

[Anonymous]

He has a point.

There are typical pink and blue anons.
Just on a different source

he's right

She's right

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[Superchick123]

No one knows for sure, because no one has experienced both. What I would think hurts more is childbirth. I get it, when a guy gets kicked in the balls it must really hurt or else it wouldn't be such a big deal, however, childbirth must hurt a lot more. You have to look at it like this also, there is many pain involved in having a baby and it's not for only a few minutes, but for a few months. It starts with carrying the baby for 9 months. There are so many horrible symptoms like morning sickness and stuff. Then, there's labor. Apparently, contractions could be so brutal. I mean, you can even get an epidural so it must hurt a lot. Then, there's all the bleeding for weeks after childbirth. So I believe that giving birth and being in labor hurts much more.

[juniorsrosie]

And most doctors only let you get an epidural in extreme situations because it hinders your ability to push. We can't win lol

[Superchick123]

Ugh men will never be able to comprehend the problems. Then there's even C-Sections which apparently hurt really bad afterwards.

[juniorsrosie]

Oh yeah my mom couldn't even really sit the pain was so bad..

[Superchick123]

My mom told me that after you give birth, you bleed for over a month everyday. So the pain just doesn't end at labor.

[ambertaylor]

Kicked in the nuts - short term pain
Baby - 9 months of discomfort - horrors of labour - 3 weeks of bruising and after bleeding

Face it, your nuts will be the same after a few hours, vaginas are never the same after the trauma of child birth.

[XRabbitHeartX]

Getting kicked in the nuts isn't the same as being in labor and experiencing sometimes hours of pain.

[Notorisch_Arschloch]

Having a baby is the vagina's purpose. Being kicked is not the ball's purpose.

Either way, science has endowed humanity with an objective means of measuring how much pain is experienced during varied stimuli. I'm not doing anyone's research for them just for more pink thumbs downs, but long story short:

The verdict from the medical community is one that women who want everyone to think they're such fucking troopers for enduring what every female of every species ever endures all the damn time won't like.

Probably just patriarchy conspiring to keep women down though. It's just objective science after all.

[dolemite68]

i think childbirth is worse because its such a long ordeal but i think if that initial horrible pain after being getting kicked in the nuts didn't go away and stayed consistent for hours it would be worse than childbirth, i would seriously need morphine to cope with that. i've heard passing a kidney stone is way worse than having a baby and its supposed to be worse for men because it has a longer distance to travel through our urethra. I know a lady that had a baby and passed a kidney stone before and she said she would WAY rather have a baby.

[That1tallguy]

I like his response but I think childbirth would be more painful in most cases but that's because it could take a long time multiple hours. if a guy was getting kicked in the nuts 12 hours straight I think that would be for painful

[juniorsrosie]

True and even then people don't count recovery time for girls, especially when they got a c section, which can be extremely painful

[That1tallguy]

yea i know there's recovery time for guys it's just a couple minutes maybe like 12 for me but if they got kicked for 12 hours it would most definitely would be some serious recovery time he would probably pass out tbh

[juniorsrosie]

For girls it's months. And many girls pass out as well but are woken up because it's dangerous for them not to be conscious. They need to push

[juniorsrosie]

Having a guy be constantly kicked in the balls for 12 hours doesn't equal birth by the way. Contractions can happen that long, but there are breaks in between them that get shorter and shorter. Then actually pushing the baby out is an entirely new pain.

[juniorsrosie]

My mom was in labor for days.

[That1tallguy]

obviously being kicked in the nuts doesn't compare because of contractions and we won't know how that feels like. that's exactly my point when I say you can't compare there's to many variables

[reixun]

Well one of them is terribly painful for a long duration BUT the reward is that you have a beautiful baby.

The other is a single jab to the nuts.

[Cuplet]

The pain of childbirth is so bad that the female brain actually forces the mother to forget how bad it was, otherwise no woman would give birth

[Mesonfielde]

Guy is wrong, there is "ball crushing fetish" for whatever unknown reason

[juniorsrosie]

lol that's funny. Difference is being kicked in the balls doesn't have a reward at the end

[juniorsrosie]

Also pain in the balls last less time than birth pains.. including recovery time

[juniorsrosie]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=piRVp1EJJl4

lol here's proof birth is more painful. Some men experienced a simulated version of it, which isn't even as painful since it doesn't include recovery time or if a c section is required. Just contractions

[That1tallguy]

there's no way to measure pain so they can't really be prof but I would still thinking giving birth would be more painful

[juniorsrosie]

There actually is! It's pretty cool science.howstuffworks.com/.../measure-pain.htm

[juniorsrosie]

And the most commonly used subjectiveway to measure pain is asking patients to give a pain scale. Which they did with these men and they rated contractions higher than a kick in the balld

[That1tallguy]

even if they studied your brains response how accurte can it realy be? they just said people's pain tolerance can greatly differ so it doesn't make since. the amount of pain is also very different with each individual giving birth for some it's not that bad and can be done under an hour for others it can be excruciating lasting more than 10 hours. hypothetically if you were kicked in the nuts for a straight 10 hours I think it would be more painful and that's just my opinion but when you get kicked in the nuts it's like half a second your not repetitively getting kicked.

[juniorsrosie]

Also the pain for being kicked in the nuts is relative to how hard and how the person reacts to it.

[juniorsrosie]

You brains response shows the pain level relative to you. That is still an accurate measure of pain. The most accurate way of pooling data would be to take an average of this measure of pain.

[That1tallguy]

so just like child birth it varies with each individual

[That1tallguy]

have they done that they didn't give any percentage

[Anonymous]

Last I checked, pregnancy has a high risk of fatality.

Getting kicked in the nuts only kills the ego.

[juniorsrosie]

Love this answer

[Doffydood]

I think childbirth, because it lasts longer. A nut kick hurts like almighty fuck, but fades away after a bit.

[LogicProdigy]

Having a baby is equivalent to trying to piss a golf ball out your dick.

[Anonymous]

push a watermelon out of your ass hole and then get back to us

[Oldchemical]

I've been kicked in the nuts but I've never had a baby. So its really hard to tell.

[Jrossetti]

A baby can bring joy to your life, a kick to the nuts can't

[Imhotep99]

There isn't even a legit reason to debate this. Smh

[Blitzkrieger]

This entire debate pains me more than a thousand kicks to the balls ever could.

[LoveHorses]

I would think too. I heard a baby takes a lot of work

[Anonymous]

Depends on who does the kicking. From say, "Bruce Lee" - You're Dead.

[jacquesvol]

You'll never know: nobody can have both.

[Anonymous]

go away fetish dude. -.-

[BellePepper]

How is this funny?

[Telekinetic-Potato]

That's really funny

[Anonymous]

Yes it is.