Which bodily fluid is the most unpleasant?

[ambertaylor]

Okay, I'm having a little wager with my co-workers (work in a hospital) about what bodily fluid is the least desirable.

I'm not squeamish and I have to be around all three of the choices on a daily basis and have been thrown up on more times than I care to remember..

I'm really not looking for intelligent answers about how they are all useful and essential parts of the bodily workings.

For the sake of this question, please presume that the bodily fluids are resourced from a human.

Give your reasons if you like...

My least favourite is vomit, not the texture but the smell.

Blood

Vomit

Excrement

[fauchelevent]

I'd say vomit was the worst. Blood I can deal with very easily, I have no problem cleaning it up for myself or for anyone else.

In terms of cleaning up for other people, I'd prefer not to clean up their shit, but if I have to, then I'll deal with it. I mean, I've owned about 20 dogs in my lifetime, not including litters of puppies I've raised, I've dealt with a lot of cleaning up shit. No big deal. I'd prefer not to, and I'll probably complain about it, but I can do it.

Vomit is bad for me. I'll take someone to the bathroom (I had to do it at a concert once where a girl vomited on me and herself, I just left my boyfriend and best friend and took this girl into the bathroom, helped her wash her clothes in the sink and dry them under a hand dryer, tried to do my best to get her okay again), but I hate it. I hate the smell, I hate the texture, I hate the way it looks, and I can't clean it up, someone else has to. I'm also not great at being sick myself, I throw up pretty easily but cry about it afterwards.

[confusedgirl239]

Vomit is easily the worst. At least the other two don't signify an illness and are not awful if you see them/they make an appearance. Vomit just smells terrible and the smell stays with you. Plus, if it's you doing the vomiting, you feel terrible.

[GymBumGuy]

i really like that picture that guys stance is epic but to the question! i would have to say Excrement because blood doesn't really have a bad smell vomit precedes Excrement and Excrement smells bad and looks bad so does vomit but it smells less but looks almost as bad as Excrement so its pretty close

[Applefan1]

I have to say vomit. Blood and even poop are not half as bad as vomit. If someone throws up in your house it stinks nearly the entire house out with a nasty smell.

[Applefan1]

Thank you for MHA

[lumos]

Vomit easily. Poop is normal and so is blood (for women anyway, we get used to seeing it every month). Vomit, however, is usually a sign of sickness or some kind of poisoning. The sound people make when they vomit is awful. The look is awful. The smell is awful. Vomiting feels awful. And it's absolutely vile to see bits and pieces of undigested food.

[AngryHorny]

You won't mind if I shit on your carpet then?

[lumos]

@AngryHorny... what in my opinion makes you think that that would be ok with me?

[Suemac]

I go to school for Medical Assisting and I am pretty sure I can handle everything but vomit. I am a sympathy hurler. X. x

by the way nothing will ever top the smell of dead body.. I hope I never have to smell that again in my lifetime.

[ambertaylor]

I have smelt a dead body and a dead body that had been partially imursed in water and that is definitely the worst thing I have ever ever had in my nose. I felt like the smell lingered.

[Suemac]

That is the more distinctive smell I wish to never encounter again. My nose was violated and I was dry heeving from the smell.

[THE_Godfather]

You're right about dead bodies. I unfortunately encountered a few. Sooo long story short my S/O father had diabetes. We went to visit him at his house. She opened the door & there was that smell. I told her to brace herself. His one leg was pretty much dead from the knee down & the foot on his other leg was too.

[Suemac]

@THE_Godfather When things start to necrosis I heard the smell is indescribable, so I don't blame u for having an issue with it.

[SensualScribe]

Definitely excrement. Vomit is a close second, though.

[rjroy3]

Concentrated excrement.
Literally can make me vomit the second the aroma reaches my nose.

If you've ever replaced a toilet or had to replace a wax ring because of a blockage in the pipe you know exactly what I'm talking about.

[Duryodhan]

I would say CNF (Cerebro Spinal Fluid) it's hard to find it on the open unless you're eating delecacies like brain curry, or fried brains but it's by far the nastiest... you can get a host of diseases from it like rabies, kuru, or mad cow...

[GnarCute]

i puke at the smell of puke sight of puke iRL and sound of puking

[luvstoned4him]

Since I have worked as a lab tech trainee I have done a lot of test revolving around blood and stool so I would have to say vomit as it appears I can handle the rest

[pooper89]

Excrement is probably the worst because if I HAD to pick, i'd rather have someone's vomit all over me than someone's shit. But vomit is definitely a close second.

[ambertaylor]

Thought you'd be defending the poop cos of your username!

[Humping_Tornadoes]

I can take shit (literally and figuratively speaking). But I'm with you on vomit, the smells of it's just... ugh, I feel a finger sliding down my throat just by the thought of it. Fuck it's disgusting.

[Alexious]

Shit is the worst by far as soon as my dog farts in my room I start heaving and I spray a fuck load of deodarant.

[OpenWine]

Excrement tops vomit, seen people throw up on a regular basis like alcohol "drink till death" times.
Now this shit stopped or at least I don't see it since I changed the group of people I hang out with

[Hannah591]

I deal with urine and faeces every day in my job. I don't see vomit that much so that I dislike.

[electrollama]

I was going to say blood because I'm slightly squeamish, but I think excrement takes the cake.

[Waffles731]

Cerebrospinal fluid, because if thats just pouring on the floor you might be dealing with the persons brains on the floor as well

[ambertaylor]

Haven't experienced that just yet but I'll bare that in mind if I ever find myself in that situation

[badboy666]

Blood is nice. Tasty tasty blood, so pretty and red...

[TheGuyFromMiddleEast]

Yeah, vomit it is. Perhaps urine can have a chance in the competition though.

[Anonymous]

The last two are equal to me, I can't stand either one.

[Jakesusername]

Sometimes blood bothers me when people are killed in wrecks. But it's mostly vommit that bothers me.

[Anonymous]

Ugh the worst for me would have to be Excrement, I'm okay with blood... even vomit 😐

[Energy4Life]

Blood totally in vagina though, gets me everytime

[JustinCaseUDontKnow]

I'd have to say that vomit is the most horrible

[RainbowFanGirl]

What about semen and vaginal fluid?

[Snowfally]

Vaginal juice is one of the greatest deserts on the planet!

[ambertaylor]

Yeah I thought about including those but I don't really come into contact with those fluids on a daily basis... on a normal day anyway.

[archiz]

Excrement and vomit.
Equally unpleasant

[Prof_Don]

excrement is slightly worse than vomit!

[maiez]

I find vomit to be pretty unpleasant.

[Mysteriousgirl21]

Smell and the look of it!!

[Anonymous]

Period blood.

[TheAngryBanana]

poop defo for sure

[Cowboy6666]

Poop, pee and vomit

[OrdinaryGentleman]

Ejaculation.

[Anonymous]

Bloody diarrhea.

[Carlysworld]

I'd say crap