What does it mean if you fart and it smells rotten?

[Anonymous]

[Doffydood]

It means the Demons of Selzar are attempting to contact you, so they can ask you if you want their assistance which is normally summoned through the form of blood rituals, etc.
To stop the Demons of Selzar from contacting you, you must visit the church of Zoidberg and worship there every day for the next three weeks, but skipping every 5th day. This will result in a Demon of Selzar-proof force field appearing within and around you.

Just take a shit.

[Hannah591]

It usually means your gut is working properly and that smell is all the healthy bacteria at work. The healthier you eat, the more bad smelling your farts will be. Nothing to worry about.

[OpenWine]

The farts are huge the day after drinking vodka, what does that mean?

[Asker]

yes why is this? ^

[Hannah591]

@OpenWine the bacteria is working harder to break down the toxin that is alcohol. As they respire, they produce gas and seeing as your gut needs more of them to remove the toxin, there's more gas.

[Asker]

WOW you know so much on farts! lol thats pretty cool

[Hannah591]

Lol, I've just studied biology for too long.

[Hannah591]

Thanks for mhg!

[OpenWine]

Lolololol, I am like the only person whose farts stinch like the vodka itself. I fart what I eat 😂

[archiz]

It means you are a normal human being :p

[aegis_penguin]

It means you really need to shit..

[Asker]

lol funny enough thats what i did.

[aficionado]

Now when have farts actually smelt good? :P

[TheGuyFromMiddleEast]

It means you also have to take a dump.

[Asker]

funny enough thats what i just did

[NotWorseThanYou]

That you need to poop.

[CuttoffCute]

hahahahha

[Daynada]

It is what it is