I can't poop and it's making me really bloated. Help?

Yeah, sorry if this is TMI, but I literally cannot poop. I've tried laxatives, too, and nothiiiiiiiiing. My waist went from 32.5 inches to nearl6 36 inches in a couple of days and I know it's because I can't go to the bathroom. I put on 7 pounds in 4 days. Like, this is ridiculous and uncomfortable.

From the research I did, the main reason I'm so bloated and put on weight is because I'm not releasing anything. So are there any natural remedies that get rid of constipation? I'll try anything at this point.
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So I drank prune juice and now I have the runs really bad.
I can't poop and it's making me really bloated. Help?
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