In your opinion what do you think is more painful: a kick in the balls or childbirth? (Page 2)
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Childbirth hurts more and does more damage to the body. But with the ball kicking there is no payoff, no child, and can happen at any moment. I believe ball kicking is more painful than the average period cramps. Some women have problems with their wombs that sound pretty painful though.
I haven't experienced neither childbirth not ball-kicks, but I'd guess that childbirth would be vastly more painful. Not to mention, it lasts for a LOT longer.
I hardly ever have period cramps, so I'm lucky there. When I'm on my period I tend to just be kinda achey and sleepwalk through everything.
Child birth, I'll never forget my mom's screams when she gave birth to my little brother. Cramps are bad but us girls don't fall to the ground in pain over it so I guess getting kicked in the balls is worse lol
Exactly! Childbirth without a doubt is the worst. But be glad you'll never know what a kick in the balls feels likes. It's so much worse than cramps
Well I mean we fall to the ground in pain after being kicked in the vagina so ball kicks can’t be that bad
I'd say childbirth is by far the most painful, seeing as it may last for hours and, sometimes, days.
My period cramps are like sharp, stabbing pains. They're debilitating and at times I can't do anything but sleep. Not to mention, they're constant and occur every month.
While I'm sure a good kick in your balls may last that long, are you really being kicked every month?
I'd rather be kicked in the balls once in my life as opposed to period cramps every month.
Then again, what I go through isn't at all normal. I'd imagine a kick in the balls is probably more painful for a man than period cramps would be for the average woman.
wow. a down vote for my honest opinion.
Let me guess, sharp pains somewhat like the kind that happens when you get a Charlie horse (calf cramp)? My female friends used that to explain the feeling of cramps. And i will say, id rather have that than be kicked in the balls and be on the floor for half an hour 😂
I wasn't the downvoter dont worry
@jeremythedrummer
I believe your friend, but I happen to have endometriosis scarring. Again, most women don't have this.
Childbirth first, I mean you can easily tear A lot doing that, then for me I'd say period cramps. Mine are so bad first day or 2 I can barely move. Guy gets kicked in the balls he's back on his feet I a few minutes
True i agree! I've heard some girls get worse cramps than others. But I think average cramps are not as bad as a kick in the balls
I can only speak from my own experience and my cramps are so intense that they make me feel really sick and my vision goes
True, that sounds awful. I'm sorry it's so bad
Is what it is
If both lasted for 48 hours , possibly kick in balls or even... if your balls were in a Vice being squeezed for two days , that wins. But a kick is a kick not 2000 kicks. So birth. obviously 🙄
Ahhhh 2000 kicks? That's crazyness! There'd be no balls left to kick. The vice sounds just as bad, my balls would be totally smushed. Childbirth is definitely worse lol. What do you think about period cramps?
Really depend on severity. I’ve had them really bad where it’s like someone is stomping on my stomach while twisting it into a ball 1/10 it’s size then blowing it up with air and stomping on it again. But sometimes it’s just pressure... first day is torture , then second it’s just really bad , then third it’s really uncomfortable , then fourth just basic discomfort , then fifth annoying pest, then 6th I can ignore it , then 7th it’s done.
A kick in the balls is probably worse than. Your cramps sound painful but guys drop and tear up when kicked in my experiences
I don’t think it’s worse than the first day. Did you read what I wrote?
I think it’s very likely worse after the first day bjt first day is hell and it doesn’t stop and I can’t do anything about it.
Hmm maybe you are right about that. I just know it feels terrible when I've been hit in the balls, pain ends spreads into my stomach and aches for a long while. But at the same time I don't get kicked monthly so yeah you right periods can definitely be worse
I don’t mean just the duration with this one... first day the pain radiates through my entire body and I can’t move. Luckily I get my period beginnng at night on the weekend so by time for work I am functional.
That's good I suppose. I mean to be fair I'd be pretty immobilized if I got kicked in the balls. I get what you are saying though. It sounds really painful.
It’s fine it’s not a competition I’m just saying can’t reslly say bc people experience things differently but I guess it’s easuer to avoid a kick than a period 🙃😁
That's a true statement. Everyone definitely has a different pain tolerance. When I was a kid I learned the hard way not to annoy my sister like crazy. But after a kick or two you learn how to avoid and block them. Girls got it tough there's no real escape from periods
I don't like comparing. I would rather just appreciate the other sex and enjoy their company. Being respectful to each other instead of who has it worst or who is better.
I agree.
I'd say same as you, childbirth is most painful, then kick in the balls then period cramps. However, period cramps do go on for like 5 days whereas a kick in the balls hurts and then probably hurts for a day or two. Short, sharp pain vs less pain but over a longer period.
Childbirth. though being kicked in the balls might hurt more at the moment, childbirth can last up to 2 days and even result in death, I'd rather be kicked in the nuts
True childbirth is definitely super painful. A kick in the nuts is definitely worse than period cramps though.
Depends on the woman an dit also depends on how hard the fucker kicked the poor nuts lol
True I've heard some girls have worse cramps than others. As for the balls it really doesn't take much to drop the guy and be very painful.
Ouchy
I never gave birth to a child so i wouldn't know, about period cramps. You get kicked in your balls once and it lasts for like 5 minute while our monthly period goes on for a week. So, don't pity us honey. This just shows how much pain a women can endure. Hope I helped. Cheerios
The pain from a bad kick may last for hours. My female friends have compared period cramps to calf cramps (albeit much longer) and i can definitely say that id rather have my calf cramp for hours on end than get kicked in the jewels.
@jeremythedrummer
Well, I really don't know how bad the pain of getting kicked in the jewels are... but if it's that bad to the point where you wish to have cramps. I'm starting to second guess my opinion.
A bad kick results in pain that lasts for awhile. I've never been kicked down there before somehow, maybe i was too smooth with the girls or smt 😂 but accidents have happened before so...
i mean ivr experienced calf cramps before and they hurt like shit, but its not debilitating to the point i can't move a finger. Its possible to gnash teeth together and get on with it i guess but on and off for a week? Holy fk.
@jeremythedrummer
😂😂😂 damn yeah. It sucks, this is the first time I've ever had a conversation like this with a dude. Pretty funny.
XD i guess im one of the guys who dont mind talking about periods haha
but srs tho i dont get how ivr managed to avoid getting nutblasted all my life
@jeremythedrummer
Well, I can think of few reasons.
Maybe you know what to say to a women, or you're just a gentleman. Or... You use your brain and not your temper. Who knows...
lolz gotta keep that tongue in tiptop condition
I don't know, my male friends have all been kicked before, and some girls do it when young cuz they be curious and naïve.
I don't know how they are painful because I've experienced neither of them. I've seen a boy in my class who was kicked in his balls. It must be really painful because his scream was really terrible.
But labor takes at least 8~9 hours if it is her first delivery. And I heard that it is more painful than the pain caused by cancer. My mom was delivered of me without epidural and it was the greatest pain she has ever experienced in her life. In contrast, some women say that labor is painful but they could deal with it with an epidural.
To wrap it up,
Labor with an epidural < Being kicked in balls <Labor without an epidural
Agreed. Great opinion. What's you take on a kick in the nuts vs period cramps? Where would that fit into your scale?
Period cramp would not as painful as being kicked in nuts haha. Some women suffer from that because their period cramp is as painful as labor. (The origin of period cram and labor pain is same. They are caused by the shrink of the uterus.) But in my case, I don't feel much pain during my period.
Childbirth, let us know when you pass a bowling ball how much it hurt, then you'll know childbirth hurts more in duration and intensity!
Haha! Good point I think childbirth is worse though. What's your take on a kick in the balls vs period cramps though? Which one is more painful? I think the kick in the balls is way worse
Well.. given that of those three things a kick in the balls is the most avoidable I say you had it coming.
Why is a kick in the balls more avoidable? Even if it was, it still hurts more than period cramps in my opinion. Also accidental ball shots happen too
I mean what you gonna do to avoid period cramps? You have bu=iology against you, but with balls you just gotta hone your reflexes and not piss anyone off.
Sports can involve accidental injuries to sensitive areas. Men like sports. Therefore...
@Eva323 They like it.. hehe
Not true at all. Getting hit in the balls is painful and embarrassing.
Ahh similarities.
Similarities to what?
nm..
I don't know how a kick i the balls feels like u don't know how period cramp feels, how about we equal them
That seems fair
Childbirth and period cramps. I'm not saying that a kick in the balls doesn't hurt, but having had horrible period cramps I'd say that it's worse.
Why why are your period cramps horrible? Because guys crumble to the floor when they get kicked in the balls and it hurts in the stomach as well as the balls. There's also a dull ache in the balls for the rest of the day. Can't imagine cramps being worse than that.
I've had cramps that made me throw up. Blood to be exact. That was not fun. I couldn't stop crying and felt like I was being stabbed.
If my period is horrible I will crumble to the floor. I had to go home from work once because of the cramps. I couldn't breathe and was near throwing up. My manager was a little weirded out because of that.
Another time I was making out with a guy (me on top) and I had to lay down because I was feeling sick from it.
Basically most periods for me is barely eat, nausea all ALL the time and stabbing cramps constantly.
Ouch! That's definitely worse than a kick in the balls. I'd much rather get my balls kicked once in awhile than have that kinda pain every month. Is there anything that helps lessen the pain for you?
Well advil takes away the headache that I get with it but it worsens the cramps. Tylenol helps with the cramps but worsens the headaches. So not really I guess.
Sugar can help sometimes. Most days it's just don't eat and don't move.
That sucks.
Yeah. I wish it would go away. My friend said hers lessened with birth control. I haven't been willing to try it though
I've never had babies and I don't have balls either... but I'm going to have to go with child birth. Only because labor can last hours with contractions (even just that part is probably worse than getting kicked in the balls) and then there's the part where you push a baby out of your fuckin body, which usually tears your shit up. That's insane and terrifying and beautiful all at the same time lol
I gave birth to two girls, both were not too bad, a little pain but the end result was the most precious gift in the world,
a kick in the testicles not only maybe painful but at the end no gift, maybe some damage
so weighing up those two factors I would have to say that a kick would be worse
Well I don't have ball nor have I had the task of forcing out a child. But I can say that the pain of childbirth is a pain of being torn abart slowly which was a form of middevil tourcher. Also the duration of the pain if childbirth is generally longer lasting.
Kick in the balls, because women are offered pain relief during childbirth lol
But if they don't accept pain relief, childbirth is far worse. It can last for hours and hours. And the pain can last for days after giving birth. Some women need stitches after giving birth. They can hardly sit down for weeks
Childbirth is said to be the most painful experience there is not for nothing my dude...
True, I agree but a kick in the balls is definitely worse than cramps
That will most certainly depend on how hard you’re being kicked and how bad the cramps are in comparison.
That is true. Most guys will drop regardless though. Although I've heard some girls get really bad cramps. Do i guess an average strength kick in the balls is worse than average cramps
Let’s make it a hard kick in the balls to be sure
Be sure of what? Lol
Most girls don't drop from average cramps do they? Don't get me wrong I think it's painful. It's just a hard kick in the balls would probably make the guy cry
Wait are we talking period cramps or childbirth cramps here?
Period cramps. Sorry I guess that's my bad for not specifying. I agree childbirth is worse